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Re: Dog Done Chase You Before? Come in by Sunepal13(m): 2:47pm On Feb 27, 2021 |
Make i drop mine. Sometime ago,there use to be a building beside my school where my church members reside then. I could remember the first time i laid my eyes on their dog. It was a puppy then. Abeg make i switch language jare. One sunday like that, naso mummsi send me make i collect something there. As the lord would have it,my body dey do me somehow. As i reach there con collect the thing. Nahim ekuke dey eye me. Naso i follow backyard come jam the terrorist. Na there him wire me race. As i dey run,my legs no touch ground. I no no how i take fly one big river like that nahim make the dog stop. That day ehn,my body well sharp sharp. |
Re: Dog Done Chase You Before? Come in by Ahmad62(m): 3:42pm On Feb 27, 2021 |
Lols how many times... Childhood memories are the best! 1 Like |
Re: Dog Done Chase You Before? Come in by Morientez: 4:02pm On Feb 27, 2021 |
Mine was during my apprenticeship days.. My oga supplied ceiling for one chief like dat. And i was asked to go and collect the balance at the chief 's house.. got dressed up, spray perfume (the man get fine daughters.. say make know weda I fit try my luck..) Got to chief' s compound, knock on the gate no reply (everywhere silence like grave yard.. mind you dogs no gree bark oh..) Na so i open gate oh begin shout chief, chief, before I say jack Hmmm Na one big dog Nia rush me oh.. Na so I dogged oh.. Got a little scratch on my jeans trouser tho. I face dog face to face. she was barking at me but i stood my ground.. She kept charging at me but i stood firm, she called for backup (na dat time I know say Na two dogs dey the compound). Second dog just ran straight to me without asking her sister Wetn dey sup.. Na so i take cover.. God like me sha, When i was kid there is tale about dogs hate sand been thrown at them.. Ma broda na so i pack sand pour them to my greatest surprise, nothing sup oh them dodge the sand and I became scared immediately... When they noticed i was sacred.. Chased me Na japa tins i ran for my dear life they chased me from the street to main busy road... That was my saving grace.. Had to go too a near bar to drink malt i didn't plan for, and also use dat time to wait for the mother fu**ker.. Later saw his car drove past the street.. Had to call him on the phone dat i was nearby he said i should come to his compound.. I went and told him all dat happened.. Idiot said dat his dogs were friendly dat he surprised dat they attacked me.. Wife n daughters went to church. 1 Like |
Re: Dog Done Chase You Before? Come in by Qatar2022: 4:12pm On Feb 27, 2021 |
mezico96:Oga I wan die were I de laugh |
Re: Dog Done Chase You Before? Come in by Qatar2022: 4:28pm On Feb 27, 2021 |
Sacrosanct12:Oga you de crazy , why person that kind thing |
Re: Dog Done Chase You Before? Come in by Polynek(m): 4:39pm On Feb 27, 2021 |
mezico96:I can't stop laughing oo |
Re: Dog Done Chase You Before? Come in by Polynek(m): 4:45pm On Feb 27, 2021 |
dannyrhymes600:wooow Dix 1 off me oo 1 Like |
Re: Dog Done Chase You Before? Come in by Nobody: 9:03pm On Oct 13, 2021 |
I don laugh tire Lalasticlala come and see something |
Re: Dog Done Chase You Before? Come in by makavellidon: 10:02pm On Oct 13, 2021 |
You guys don kill me with laff |
Re: Dog Done Chase You Before? Come in by Akuruoulo(m): 11:15pm On Dec 12, 2021 |
Even in their territories they won't hurt u if u dnt run. I am very scared of dogs bt i dnt run if i suddenly get charged by them |
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