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| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 6:53pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
There was a man who is lost in a forest during a storm. He came to a house and knocked on the door. A farmer came out and asked, "what the hell do you want?" The man asked, "Could I spend a night here?" "Sure, but you can't touch my daughter." So the man was sleeping that night, when the daughter came in. And that night, they did it. The next night, they did it, too. The next night, they did it, again. Until one night, the daughter said to the man, "I am tired of doing it in your room." So the man went to the daughter's room and did it. The next night, they did it The next night, they did it, too The next night, they did it again. They have done it in every single room in the house EXCEPT the father's room. So one night they decided to go to the father's room and do it. When they went in, the father has fallen deep into sleep. The man asked, "what the hell is that hairy thing in his bed?" The daughter said, "it's his hairy ass" So the man and the daughter were doing it in his room for 2 weeks and they loved it. But unfortunately, one day, the father came to the man and go, "we need to talk." "What, I didn't have sex with your daughter!" "I will tell you the truth, I don't care if you have sex with my daughter anymore, just don't use my hairy ass as a score board!  |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 7:00pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the sheep, the French farm hand took the parts and was about to throw them into the trash. "No!" yelled the farmer, "Don't throw those away! My wife fries them up and we eat them, they're delicious! They're called Sheep Fries!" The farm hand saved the parts and took them to the farmer's wife who cooked them up for supper. This went on for three days . . . and each evening they had Sheep Fries for supper. On the fourth night the farmer came in to the house for supper. He asked his wife where the farm hand was and she replied, "It's the strangest thing! When he came in and asked what was for supper, I told him French Fries and he ran like hell!" |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 3:53pm On Aug 07, 2011 |
A pastor was asked to minister in a particular church and as usual; he asked a popular question which almost every pastor asks. “How many of you want to go to heaven”? Every one responded positively to the question except one girl who acted as if the invitation wasn’t meant for her. The pastor however was so shocked and asked the girl to see him immediately after the service. Pastor: Why didn’t you raise your hand during the sermon? Or don’t you want to go to heaven? Girl: I would have loved to go, but my Aunty said I should return home immediately after the service As if that wasn’t enough, a woman who had been weeping through out the service also came to see him. Pastor: I noticed that you wept through out the service. Do you wish to give your life to Christ? Woman: I’ve already done that. It’s just that your beard reminded me of my “He goat” which was stolen from my compound two weeks ago. And she continued to cry…  |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 3:57pm On Aug 07, 2011 |
Stella died and went to heaven. When she got there, she noticed that at a particular part of heaven, God kept some clocks. So she decided to ask her guardian angel what those clocks are used for. Stella: [to the angel] Please tell me, what are all these clocks for Angel: They are lie clocks. Whenever you tell a lie, it would move. So Stella and the angel decided to explore the whole area. They found Obafemi Awolowo’s clock, and discovered that the hand never moved which means that Awolowo never told us a lie. They also found Herbert maculy’s clock, the hand also was still stagnant which means that he too never told us a lie They also found Nnamdi Azikiwe’s clock and discovered the hand move twice, which means Azikiwe, lied to us only twice. Finally she asked the angel to permit her to see her husband’s clock Obsanjo The angel however responded her saying; your husband’s clock is in God’s office. It has become a ceiling fan. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by ChiefEben(m): 9:10am On Aug 22, 2011 |
lmao, nice jokes |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 10:46am On Aug 24, 2011 |
Thanks  |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by HornyJane(f): 2:19pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
ROTFLMAO More Pls |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 2:42pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
Wow! Still Dey eXIST?  |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Onyeasi(m): 2:48pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
LMAO, More jokes please. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Onyeasi(m): 2:50pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
@El What abt sexy leamon? |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 2:51pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
Dunno about Her Movement  U been Out for a While  |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Onyeasi(m): 2:57pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
I miss her. Abt me, I went to the states. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 3:09pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
I knOw, ya Location says it all |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Onyeasi(m): 4:56pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
El Guapo:*Funny*. . That's camouflage. Hiding 4rm Boko Haram |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Ajibel(m): 2:08am On Oct 15, 2011 |
Comedy of El'rrors! Star ratings 1.5 dont hate. Am doing my job el' |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 4:39am On Oct 15, 2011 |
Onyeasi: Lol Never knew the Haram bois also go after Poor Dudes - Werrin u do them na? |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 5:01am On Oct 15, 2011 |
A Yoruba Man was sitting with an Igbo man and a Hausa man in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden the police entered and arrested them. They were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after each receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!" The Hausa man thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was done but the pillow lasted 10 lashes. The Yoruba man saw this and said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes. The Igbo Man saw this, but before he could make his wish, the sheikh said: "As you share the same ethnicity with the president of your country, you are permitted to have two wishes!" The Igbo Man thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the sheikh replied with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Hausa man to my back." |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Ajibel(m): 5:02am On Oct 15, 2011 |
Refined joke |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 4:46am On Oct 18, 2011 |
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| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Ajibel(m): 6:40am On Oct 18, 2011 |
*shitz on him* |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by mikuz(m): 7:14am On Oct 18, 2011 |
El please stop copying my jokes jor! Crack ya own! |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 7:34am On Oct 18, 2011 |
Lol Copy ya Joke ke, Eva heard that Jesus was imitating Peter's Skills? |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by mikuz(m): 8:03am On Oct 18, 2011 |
El and what's that supposed to mean? What kinda statement is that? What has Christ and Simon gat to do with a reasonable number of my jokes you dobed? |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Ajibel(m): 9:03am On Oct 18, 2011 |
Dont use Holy names in vain o! *Praying to Allah for 'em all* |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 10:15am On Oct 18, 2011 |
mikuz: Its a Study Case Frnd! |
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