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| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 11:41am On Jul 03, 2011 |
Wicked Neighbours  |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 12:05am On Jul 04, 2011 |
A gurl dialed her number from her boyfriend's phone to see if it was saved up with names like 'baby' or 'honey' etc. . . She Dialed it jxt to get shocked at seeing it saved as 'Yusuf Plumber' |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Northernbelle(f): 6:13am On Jul 04, 2011 |
A girl dialed her own number from her boyfriend's cell to see her name saved in list like baby, honey or sweetie. She was shocked to see Rasheed plumber |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Northernbelle(f): 6:18am On Jul 04, 2011 |
Housewife to Housegirl: "Julie, don't you think my husband is dating his office secretary?" Housegirl: "No Aunty, I'm sure you are just saying that to make me jealous" |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 6:49am On Jul 04, 2011 |
Nice Second Joke Belle but u're supposed to drop a Smile not a joke |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 11:46am On Jul 04, 2011 |
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said.' I'd like to buy a bra for my wife' 'What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man' There is more than one type?' 'Look Around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material. 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras,' replied the salesclerk. Confused, the man asked what were the types. The saleslady replied' The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?' Still confused the man asked' What is the difference between them?' The lady responded' It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by mikuz(m): 3:48pm On Jul 04, 2011 |
^ one of your funniest jokes! Lol |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 3:52pm On Jul 04, 2011 |
Xactly  |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by ARareGem(f): 9:32pm On Jul 04, 2011 |
Really. . ? |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 11:21pm On Jul 04, 2011 |
Lol. . .Probably!! |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 11:28pm On Jul 04, 2011 |
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in single file when the one to the rear reaches out with his tongue and licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The startled tiger turns around and says, "Hey! Cut it out, all right!" The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they continue. After about another five minutes, the rear tiger again reaches out with his tongue and licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and cuffs the rear tiger and says, "I said stop it!" The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they continue. After about another five minutes, the rear tiger once more licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and asks the rear tiger, "What is it with you, anyway?" The rear tiger replies, "Well, I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!" |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Onyeasi(m): 1:08am On Jul 05, 2011 |
@El Guapopodo I've been looking for a comedian ever since. I think You're the perfect man for this Job in my kingdom. What do you think?. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by mikuz(m): 1:30am On Jul 05, 2011 |
What kingdom? |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by yinkalink(f): 6:38am On Jul 05, 2011 |
Cool jokes dear, esp d bra one |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 7:54am On Jul 05, 2011 |
Onyeasi: Tnx for d compliment, but as Mukiz ask, which kingdom be dat?? Cos as a Saint, i dont perform in hell, Marine world, Underworld n all the hideouts u know yinkalink: Tnx my angel  |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Onyeasi(m): 8:02am On Jul 05, 2011 |
El Guapo: mikuz:Kingdom of LIES. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 8:22am On Jul 05, 2011 |
Huh. . . Really?? Then u gotta check Studio Out i recommend him for ur Offer  |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Onyeasi(m): 9:38am On Jul 05, 2011 |
You have the quality, characteristics, attitude, attention, tactics, motion, behaviour, ability, skills, lovely, name it. With all this you will be welcomed |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by mikuz(m): 9:52am On Jul 05, 2011 |
Waoh! What a mouth watering offer! El abeg no fall my hand o. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 10:18am On Jul 05, 2011 |
Mikuz Chill i wan arrange dis deal for Studio, em deserve am |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Onyeasi(m): 10:41am On Jul 05, 2011 |
@Makus Pls, help me to convince El Guapodo |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 10:51am On Jul 05, 2011 |
Tnk God dat aint my name u're calin! See as lie don mutate u into anoda creature, ur kind fit lie say u no dey breath  |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by mikuz(m): 11:02am On Jul 05, 2011 |
Na true sha! Na this type of deal studio dey like! And em fit am wella. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Onyeasi(m): 11:05am On Jul 05, 2011 |
@El Guapododo This is exactly what I'm talking about. You just denied your ID. Come and let's flourish you, so that you can become perfect. With the kind of training you will undergo, you can even tell your girl physical(face 2 face), that you're talking with her from London. She will believe you.This is exactly what I'm talking about. You just denied your ID. Come and let's flourish you, so that you can become perfect. With the kind of training you will undergo, you can even tell your girl physical(face 2 face), that you're talking with her from London. She will believe you. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 11:16am On Jul 05, 2011 |
The last time i was In London that was during the Champions League final, my gurl never liked it cos of the call rate, She prefer having me close to her in the kitchen  |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Onyeasi(m): 11:23am On Jul 05, 2011 |
El Guapo:Abeg Go sit down, you never go anywhere. What I mean is that, you can lie what will look like 100 percent truth. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 11:51am On Jul 05, 2011 |
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to exclaim that the light-bulb has violated the socket, and the other to secretly wish that she was the socket. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by mikuz(m): 1:50pm On Jul 05, 2011 |
@onyeasi free el jor! |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by yinkalink(f): 6:06am On Jul 06, 2011 |
Lol @ onyeasi, my baby isnt goin anywhere n dats final! @ makus(lol) n El , Neither is studio |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 9:11am On Jul 06, 2011 |
Lol |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 3:02pm On Jul 06, 2011 |
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. The priest assured him that he would, and the two took up the customary positions on either side of the divider. "Well, Father," began the old man, "At the beginning of World War II a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. So I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." "That's a wonderful thing," interjected the priest, "But it's certainly nothing you need to confess!" "It's gets worse Father," continued the elderly fellow, "I was weak and I told her that she had to repay me for hiding her, by providing me with sexual favors." The priest contemplated this disclosure for a minute and then responded, "Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a very large risk. You would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her. I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil of your acts, and judge you kindly." "Thank you Father," said the old man. "That's a load off my mind! Can I ask another question?" "Of course, my son," said the priest. The old man asked, "Do I have to tell her that the war is over?" |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 3:21pm On Jul 06, 2011 |
A woman walked into the doctor's but didn't like the way he was looking at her. When he told her to UnCloth she asked him to turn out the lights before she disrobed. After he turned out the lights she said: "Where will I put my clothes?" "Hang them up over here," he replied, "next to mine." |
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