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|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by DannyG8(m): 7:57pm On Jun 02|
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Rimsd(m): 8:53pm On Jun 02|
Started from the bottom now we here...
Started from the bottom now we here...
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 12:48am On Jun 03|
Hi guys, its been awhile, the lack of comments sef weak me...
And I fell sick... Anyway I'm getting better...
I wrote a long story for the other thread I'm following, e don tey wey I drop something for them....
Make una no worry, make I drop the PG version for una... If you know where to find the rest, good for y'all...
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 12:50am On Jun 03|
Somewhere in Nasarawa...
This is a date I'll never forget in a hurry. First it started as every normal day, while at work, everything was going smooth but I had this I'll feeling that everything wasn't alright. I couldn't tell but I could feel it. By 12pm my body system changed. I began feeling feverish. Shit, I knew that malaria has finally lay it's filthy hands on me. I been think say na just normal thing but before 1pm I had threw up trice. Each time I became more weaker, I was barely standing so I called one of my colleague and handed over responsibility to him and rushed home to get my hospital card. After test, na malaria/typhoid nai dey worry me, naso them nack me enough drugs to last two life times.
I declined being admitted in the hospital that afternoon, I just took my drugs and left the hospital then went straight to a guest house cause I wasn't sure if light would be at home.
I slept till 5pm when a call woke me up, I was feeling much better already when I realize say na my guy from Abuja wey just turn up, baba brought back lots of AZ. Mehn I forget sickness, go track am. I just collected my own share of the AZ and pocketed it, na MJ nai I just dey blow jejely cause my temperature still dey do anyhow. And I needed the cruise to regain appetite because I never chop since when I puked my lungs tire.
Second piece of badnews come land. I hear say one babe wey I been dey chyke don marry. Say she carry belly for one boy, naso her parents dash the boy. Girl of just 17... Omor I weak o. See babe wey I be wan straff but paper chase too hot. She come find me for house good 6 times but I no dey ever dey house and she no get phone, and the only time we met, she promise to kill me with sex but she emphasized on No Rubbers. I tell her till them nah... See my luck, another brother don collect the gbese. Make she no reason am oo, make she born that pikin first, I still dey line.
Naso I reach house by 7pm, shit, light still no dey, I branch go Mai Shayi (tea seller) shop, go chaw better tea with bread and eggs. I asked for second round, I come reason say customers too much for the man head, I waited 15 minutes before he served me the first time, I no fit stress myself again na, untop my money oo. I waka go house go take my drugs. Still no light...
I climb bike enter mini mart, charter enough junks cause na wetin my belly want that moment. Shey na the too much hustle make me succumb to Malaria(walahi my last week for wickedly frustrating, hustle no just gree pay, everybody dey prospone payment till months end(May). I top am up with yourghurt and added more cigs.
Still no light at home, kukuma kill me na. I vex carry chair go sit for opposite my compound, shops in front done close, I just hide for one vintage corner, spread out my goodies, wrap two blunts and started doing my thing. (Guys try smoking dope and eating cookies...)
After about 30 minutes I enter house. Direct to bed. My phone was about 4% when I came home earlier, na why I been just dey frustrated cause I needed to go to work the next morning as early as 6am. My boss knew I was sick but that Igbo man no get vacation for him calendar, I knew he'll call me, so I set my phone to schedule on by 5:59am.. I no bother set alarm make e no kill my battery before calls come in.
Naso I crash... I never enter level 1 for dream world when person chop liver bang for my door. I ignored it at first but the person get craze pass me. Naso the person begin shout my name. It took me just two seconds to recognize the voice and jumped out of bed.
As I open the door, she baby MO dressed in a mini black gown, she plait this big braids wey dey reach waist, na even green weaves she use sef. Na she be the last person wey I expect to see that night.
A little back story..... After I broke up with that my chick of four years, I promised myself that I was gonna fuvk atleast 5 of her friends... This girl at my door na number 3. She's the most petite babe i'ved ever dated. She's totally not my specs but since na revenge mission, I didn't care. Mehn, the babe don turn bone for my neck sef, I don try dismiss her tire but no matter how much I yarn her bullshit, she dey always return. Well the dick is too good joor.
Before I go talk, she embraced me and walked in o. Naso sleep clear my eyes, I begin wrap AZ for her, wrapped two sticks of MJ for myself, next thing babe dey complain of hunger, as I no want noise, I just wear cloth, put small money for pocket, grab my useless power bank wey dey good for torchlight only, if I plug phone, e go die within 5 minutes. Imagine I wasted 7k to buy an upgraded touch with 20000mah capacity. Ahhh, thunder would fire that abøkī seller.
The mai shayi wey I visit earlier don run out of everything and no shop was open by then, heavy rain been fall earlier so everywhere cool die. The mama say if she no chop, she no fit sleep. Naso we trek tire till we see bike. Babe wey say she dey hungry, come dey direct the bike man to one popular 24hours suya joint in town, I no talk, I just climb bike.
As we land, I tell her to wait untop bike make I buy the suya and drinks, as I dey talk to the suya man, I heard her voice laughing. I turned, damn, like fours guys cover her, one of them held the back of her neck and dragged her off the bike. She stylishly embraced the guy that held her earlier. Me I just pretend like say I no see anything.
I settle the suya man and went to get drinks. As I come back, I no see the babe, bike man was smiling sheepishly, I knew that shit had hit the fan. I ask am where the girl, he pointed a dark corner to me, say she go there. Shit, I just pay the man make him waka.
I stroll go there, kai, see my babe with five guys, I immediately code wetin dey sup, na strong men full there. The girl na Bella.
I waka reach the one wey hold her hand, I come greet am, give am handshake, baba bounce my hand. He was like, who you be? Get tout. Like seriously? See small boys wey dey chance me, e pain me eh cause on a normal day, na sir them for dey call me.
As I dey try talk again, the werey say him no sabi speak English, say make I talk to am with Hausa language. Kai, I just close mouth dey look am. Two more guys reached our side, come dey ask wetin sup. Bros begin explain with Hausa language thinking I don't understand. He said the babe na him own, he saw her with me, and he's taking her home with him. Them begin ask the babe, if na true or not, babe just dey stammer, she know say if she fuvkup, she go collect. Naso she dey beat around the bush, dey try explain to them say she no like the guy again, omor the guy say na there him own love start, say if na love I dey give her, he would give her better, if na money, him go drop all him life savings for her. The only thing be say the babe must follow am go house.
The babe just dey ask am to free her but the dude no gree. Me I just stand dey watch the foolish drama. I even put stick of rothmans switch for mouth, light am dey blow for them, make them know say I no get joy too. As the matter wan dey too long, boys don surround me already, turned out that most of them knew both of them together, so I was more of an intruder.
I begin weigh my options. One. Dude na Muslim, I dey their area, na him boys full there, even the folks wey gather, nobody even bother chuck mouth, they were waiting for a classic beat down.
Two. I no even well. So let's say I even wan reason para, I no get strength for this kind rubbish.
Three. Even though I have a black belt in kung Fu, I won't be able to take on all of them, while protecting the damsel in distress and my precious suya and drinks. And those boys are always armed. Oh please, I trowey the idea even before I think am finish.
I just walked up to the girl and asked for my power bank cause she was holding it. She shock eh, wan come dey yarn me some nonsense. Naso another guy grab the power bank, come say make I give am cable make him charge him phone or else him no go give me back. I was like, are you fuvking kidding me?
That other guy quickly collect am and give me, say na him babe be him problem not my power bank. Naso I turn waka dey go, babe start to cry dey beg the guy to free her. I go where light dey, dey reason wetin to do next, las las nothing I fit do, the babe had it coming since... I stop the first bike I saw and went home.
Pour the meat inside bowl, open my drink dey enjoy myself dey go. The girl phone and keys dey my room. I thought of her, I begin wan regret leaving her there, mehn it was either me or her na. I check time from her phone, it was already past midnight.
Naso I remain small meat and kept it for morning top up. I go crash again. For my dream, I dey hear sound of approaching bike. My subconsciousness tell me say that one no be dream, say that bike is coming to house. Like play I open eye, I still dey hear bike sounds, not even one, I dashed out immediately with my wallet and went to peep from gate, walahi the bike stop for my gate, two bikes, the girl was on one, two police men was on the second. She told them that she'll go call her boyfriend to come settle them, my mind calm down. Before she knock, I open gate, pass her my wallet and went back in, I no want make the men sight me. She came back few minutes later, found our that she removed 2k.
First thing wey comot from my mouth was, "damn babe, I think you've got nine lives. How did you do it?"
Naso her mouth open waaaaaaaa like tap, she begin change am for me oo, say I'm not a caring boyfriend, say those guys na her men them, say them wan know if I truly like her, say when I leave her, she been dey drag with them. Till police wey dey patrol show up, say na there the guy begin say na play him been dey play.
Say popo been dey say why I no wait to find out what would happen to her. She claim say naso the boy dey do, say him don toast her she no gree so him dey always behave like that if he jam her with guy. Say I for defend her.
I change am for her, tell her say if she be me, she for fight? When I no well. Even if I well, I still no for try am. I para for her back o. She dey crase wey she go come my house dey shout for me, had it been she get mouth like that, why she no para for the guy. She GATS press after I clear her say I no dey wear pampers wey she go dey chuck me useless lamba.
When she asked for her meat and I showed her what was left, she start para part 2. I just free her, begin wrap joints for us.
As I smoke finish, I say make I go crash, it was already 2:30am. Babe say na lie, say she no go through all that stress to come sleep. Say she come check me for house earlier, then went to my working place, tried to call me, my line was off, then she still came back to check on me, that was that first time she woke me.
I reason where all this talk dey go, so I rush go carry two CDs, knack her for bed begin kiss.
Babe don comot pant shaperly, she was Hot as Bleep, no long pre-intimacy, I just strap on and dive in. Kai as I no too strong, I no know where energy comot from, I fuvk this babe like mad man, I just dey turn her like Eba. I had to make sure that she was exhausted before I cum because I needed to sleep, time ba money.
She passed out almost immediately, I just remove CD, cleaned us both with wipes, dispose them and dashed back to bed.
Like what were the odds that I'll be sleeping with the same person I left hours earlier at the mercy of over 10 guys. Karma is my love....
Still I Rock
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|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Footballtroll19: 7:13am On Jun 03|
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Vallyb(m): 10:14am On Jun 03|
Gee...i no understand this parto
D pigin u de speak sef.....een 2 much
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Ayomide119: 7:16pm On Jun 03|
Hahaha...I dey enjoy you bro
You na my gee confam, shey you no wan finish your normal story abi you wan start another one
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by MeghaneMorgane(f): 12:12am On Jun 04|
I am in thread number 5. The way guys lie for each other is just making me scared.
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 8:02pm On Jun 04|
How far guys.... Its been awhile, sorry I never meant this story to take this long....
But una sef contribute oo, make I no lie, una no dey encourage person at all, the thread just dry, e dey kill my moral....
Anyway I've pledged to myself, I must finish this story before the end of next week. God no go shame us...
Update dropping in seconds....
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|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 8:03pm On Jun 04|
C. Weed Saga
Now I never fancied mixing weed with my food because the effects always last longer and it badly distabilizes me, so I've picked my poison.
Far back even before I started the cruise lifestyle. I was in my second year then. I went to visit a course mate of mine, the boy na walking exhibit of cruise but since I no dey game for his lifestyle, he rarey smoked around me. In his house was a steamy pot of student styled jollof rice with lots of vegetables. Brethren, I chop two plates before I'll have the time to decide if I should eat or not.
I had more lectures in the evening, and I wasn't going to turn down a free me from a colleague. Few minutes later, I was drowsy, I checked my time, my next lectures was in an hour. I thought about resting alittle, my course mate had left me and was behind his house doing the needful. I set my alarm and with the hopes that he'll come wake me when he's leaving, I fell asleep... Uh uh, scratch that... I passed out!!!
I woke with a jerk, I was wet as Bleep, initially I thought I had bed wet, everything was weird for a minute before I heard a strange laughter... Before I could piece my brain together, and knew where I was, it was shocking.
My course mate was doubled over in laughter... I heard him say something as I sprang up and opened the door, everywhere was dark. Are you kidding me? Abi Eclipse happen? I turned back and looked at the guy.
"So naso your brain soft?" He was still laughing... A small bucket with water was by his side, half empty.
"Sorry, what do you mean?" I was still confused.
"Dude, I use weed cook rice, you chop, pass out. I don dey try wake you since afternoon. Chai, I gats baff you before you spring up."
"Guy, you dey mad? Why didn't you tell me? Hope we no write test today?" I wasn't finding any of this funny.
"Omor them write test ooo, two sef."
My liver cut. Who send me this senseless waka? Why I no just manage snacks till I got back home?
"Bros no reason am, I copy your matric number as I been dey go for lectures. I write them for you."
In his mind, he thought he had tried for me, when I know say na rubbish nai him go write, person wey I be him life support during exams.
So it was with great displeasure that I consented to Victor's suggestion one afternoon. It was a Saturday, Grace went to see her folks, Ada and Victor had been banging my ears out every night, they couldn't even invite me sef, wicked people.
We were lazying around waiting for 7pm to reach cause the boyfriend of one of the infamous seven was celebrating his birthday and we all had invites but time was crawling by slowly, coupled with no light, the wait was unbearable.
Victor suggested that we contribute and buy fresh weed leaves so that Ada could cook for us, of course she was happy to oblique when she saw the list had lots of goodies in it. When she left for the market, Victor went to buy the leaves.
We asked her to add the leaves to the soup, claiming it was spices, she dutifully sliced it while Victor and I watched gleefully.
Food was ready in some minutes, to our disappointment, Ada refused to eat yet, she made noodles for herself, saying she'll eat hers when we come back from the birthday.
Victor and I helped ourselves to plates after plates of food till we got exhausted, I passed out soon after, when I was awoken later to prepare, my brain was thick and interwoven like Sambisa forest.
I was laughing to any and everything, Victor was smiling like THA GOAT. He had raised his collars up, Ada quickly dragged it down, she was looking at us suspiciously but couldnt place the main reason for our weird behavior.
The birthday party was lite, folks choke outside, trying to get in, she showed our invites and struggled in. Unluckily I was seated inbetween two junkies, the dude on my left was the 'wrapper/supplier', a huge pile of weed was on the table infront of him. A black side bag was slung over his shoulder.
He never smoked for once, he was more interested in rolling up the blunts in jumbo sizes, he then passes it to me to pass to the second guy on my right. I tagged that one as the 'finisher/receiver' because he'll immediately light the blunt and start a race to outshine the most high. Before he'll finish, another blunt would be passed to him by the first guy.
This continued for minutes on end, I was still high as fuvk so I found it enticing that I was the middle man, it was like a little game of cruise. It was when the second guy pass out and the first one kept giving me blunts to pass to his buddy did I realize that both of them were high as shit, they were displaying it in different ways, so when the first guy passed me weed for the third time in two minutes despite informing him that his partner was no longer with us, I collected it and put in my jacket pocket.
I collected four extra blunts within five minutes before I got bored of the cruise play and light one for my self. As soon as that first smoke hit my lungs, I sneezed.
My ears opened, seems like the DJ moved all his speakers near my ears abi I was deaf before. My brain began booting from 1% when I took in the second drag...
After my first blunts, I was seeing things in beautiful multicolors. Me wey no dey gree shake body, I begin move my legs under table to the sound of the music. My head began nodding soon. I started dragging my second blunt after I reached out to Victor and passed him one.
Then it happened...... The sounds in the hall began to fade when she hit the dance floor, the MC had been speaking earlier, I was barely listening until the music hit again, it was my favorite jam that year... If I say Timaya, you shout, UKWU...
Okay the song caught my attention first before I turned and saw the lady hitting the dance floor, she was putting on a tight red mini gown, damn, Philo looked good. My mind rang back to when she rocked me during that first birthday party we attended.
She was the reason why I was in a trance that moment, i could swear that she was dancing for me and me alone. She confirmed my suspicions when she noticed me and smiled. Brethren, is that not a come and dance invitation?
I did what I hadn't do in over 7 years. I timed the song for when Timaya would hit another chorus, a dude by my far left entered the room and closed the door. (Remember, I was still in my trance mode in a room Alone with Philo that was getting ready to twerk..... For me)
It was now or never, I wasn't gonna allow the intruder to get the damsel in distress before me, seconds before the chorus hit, I raised my sweater hood over my head and dashed forward, the dude was still dancing towards Philo but stopped when he realized what just happened.
The hall bursted out in a roar... Shit.. Even me didn't realize it for some seconds until I realized that I had one hand on Philo's waist, my crotch was clutched to her soft ass as I rocked her perfectly in psych with the blaring music...
"UKWU!!!!!! " the whole crowd sang along.
Two guys were dragging the celebrant away, I was still dancing with Philo when somebody removed my hood. She screamed in glee when she noticed it was me, she didn't stop rocking me, Infact she increased the whining, I felt phone lights on my face, I noticed that more than ten folks were filming me, Ada was screaming in joy like seeing me dance in public was her life long dream.
The celebrant took it lightly when he realized it was me, the music was stopped and the MC clarified things, I was an unlucky intruder. The celebrant was supposed to have special dance with his bae, only for me to gate crash it.
Instead of feeling ashamed, I was hyping myself as I was dragged away. If it was someone else that tried that stunt, blood would have flowed. Well apart from Victor and I, the celebrant was the only other boyfriend of the infamous seven that was a steady boyfriend so we hung out alot. Even if he beared hidden grudges, the fear of Grace wouldn't even allow him to harm me.
Ada wouldn't stop talking about it that night. She sent the video to Grace who interestingly wasn't pleased about my actions one bit. She filled my ears with noise as I laid on my bed that night, I was wasted so it didn't take long before I fell asleep while on the phone.
Her call woke me up by 7am the next morning. Seems like she paused all her nagging after she realized that I had slept off while she was talking, caused she continued from where last night.
Na inside toilet nai we finish the matter... 1 hour of my life wasted listening to a nagging girlfriend, I could have watch a paint dry instead.....
D. Prank call
I was gaming on my phone one afternoon. Grace was out of town for a job. A strange number called me. When I called, it was a female voice.
When I enquired who was calling, the babe said she did a sub on her phone and still had extra airtime, if she switch on her data to surf the net, her airtime would first be used before the data so she decided to use it to call a random number instead.
"Hmm, is that so?" I replied.
Common sense didn't tell me that she could have easily called a friend or family member and gist with them. Why a random stranger? Well what do they say about common sense? It's not common, right? Well mine flew out of the window, prank call or not, nothing catches my fancy faster than a lady that could converse eloquently.
We gisted from one topic to another for alittle over three minutes when the call cut abruptly when I was gisting her about a recent action movie cause she asked for downloads recommendation. I was incensed as I realized that her airtime had run out. I called back immediately.
We spoke for about thirty minutes. She told me her name and occupation but kept dragging her location saying that there was no need because I wasn't in the same location with her. She added that she was on a modeling gig in another town that moment.
"Babe just tell me.." I urged her impatiently.
"Okay, i'm based in Lagos but I'm currently in Nasarawa state... I came for a modeling contest here as one of the beauty queens."
"Babe, did I hear you say you're currently in Nasarawa state?" I was already in estacy island....
"Yes, ******* precisely. I'm lodged in a hotel cause the event is in the evening in **** hotel." She added.
"Babe, you're practically lodging just few minutes away from my house. Gawd, what are the odds?" I screamed. She screamed back...
Everything was moving too fast but I didn't care one bit. I asked her if we could meet before she leaves for the show later. I remembered seeing the show poster all round town. But what were the odds, things seem too good to be true. But na by luck person dey take blow na or so I thought.
"Haaa, this one you want to meet me, hope your girlfriend would not be angry?"
That should have sounded like a red flag but I overruled it.
"Girlfriend wey we don break up since last year abi another one dey again?" I replied.
"See, lemme tell you, hope you're not lying, cause with the way your voice is cute, I'm sure you'll be cute too. And I get weak around cute guys, something fit happen o. I don't want any girl to come break my head." She added.
"Ahh, you're safe ma, I swear, I'm a good, single gentleman. I'll leave an impression on you." I boasted.
Like play like joke, the babe agreed to a meet but insisted that we should meet at the hotel bar first before she'll decide if we could go to her room.
I was running to the bathroom as soon as the call ended. I needed to witness a miracle. I didn't dare inform Ada and Victor about the latest development.
I had selected what to wear and was admiring it on my bed when Francis my niqqa hit my window, he was dressed in.... Wait... What? He was dressed almost identically like what I was about wearing. I was shocked.
Then the veil over my eyes torn. I began to reason like the sensible guy that I was. Wait.. What were the odds that a strange number would call me and the person just conducively happened to be few minutes away from my house even though she wasn't from my state.
Wait oo, Shebi na only lost Northerners nai dey mistakenly call person. How model go dial my number out of millions of numbers. Nooooo. Something definitely wasn't right.
My phone rang, I had saved the number as 'model' already, she was asking what I would be wearing, I promptly told her. And added that I'll be there in ten minutes.
I informed Francis of the development, but made him promise to disappear from the scene if the package is actually pure. We went together, I wore another cloth with glasses and faze cap. Francis was on a hooded jacket.
Francis entered first, I entered after some minutes and sat at a vintage corner facing the door, I ordered for a drink and slumped lower into my chair. Francis ordered his too as I texted my 'model' that I was around.
My heart was pounding as I waited.... Then it happened... The door bursted open, what were the odds again. A lovely looking fair goddess stepped into the bar, all eyes on her, I was already cursing my luck and planning her to restrategize as she walked towards Francis who was pressing his phone with his head bent.
I was about standing up when the rest of the pack burst in. Yes. My lovely Miss Grace was the pack head. She was with three of the magnificent infamous seven. My heart burst a nut.
As the girl removed the hood, her expression changed, and so did the girls. They had paused midway, not knowing how to react. Francis was on his legendary foolish mode stance --- he opened everything, waaaaaaaa!!!!
I was smiling as I dialed my model number...
"Please give my girlfriend the phone." I said coldly. They were staring around searching for me as the phone was passed to Grace..
"My love, is this how low you think of me? I'm disappointed in you babe." I abruptly cut the call as she tried to explain.
I stood up from where I sat and walked towards them, Grace was stammering and coming to hug me as I reached them. I pushed her one side and walked up to model.
"Babe, please don't try that stunt again, I'm not 6 years old. I just played along because you could keep a good conversation. But I'm also disappointed in you for allowing my girlfriend use you to test me. Francis, let's go."
"And as for you Grace, whenever you're back from your journey, I'll be waiting at home."
I left there with my shoulder high, we were the encousure of all eyes... I was feeling like Dangote.
Grace came back thirty minutes later, she went direct to her knees and started begging.... And begging.... And begging....
I forgive her jare, God said we should always forgive....
Still I Rock
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|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 8:06pm On Jun 04|
Guys that's it for today... I didn't proofread the update so please don't mind my typos.... I tired....
Still I Rock....
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 8:11pm On Jun 04|
That means you no go like my next story if I ever decide to write again..
Anyway that was a current story, you no see the date? I just shared it because I never drop update for una for days... It was meant for another thread but I reason say make I show una love small...
Anyway I'm back to the main story..
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 8:15pm On Jun 04|
I've continued sir.. ..
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 8:16pm On Jun 04|
Ma'am do catch up, you're welcomed...
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by annayawchee: 8:29pm On Jun 04|
Mad update right there
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Jokesnice(m): 12:00am On Jun 05|
Watching a wet paint dry lol. This line got me. It still amazes me how despite numerous naggings from our amiable grace has never for once forced u to have a come to Jesus moment but instead seems not to deter u at all.
The prank.. When something seems too good to be true, it often usually is.. I mean what's the odds of having such a heaven sent model caller if not the Northerners we all know too well..
I have always thought of u as enigmatic, as sage even, but never thought u were this gullible to fall for that prank lol. :
Ur eagerness to meet this model and if by mistake had been caught by this trap set out for u by grace would have been the beginning of a nightmare u never knew u had. U would have seen nagging 2.0 lol.. Glad u dodged that one. Keep rocking!!!
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|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Rumpleslitskin: 7:07am On Jun 06|
*I forgive her jare, God said we should always forgive..*[b][/b]
Like say you get choice yimmu.
Na only death fit separate una. I go like know wetin finally separate una.
But wait of if no be ment ungun known woman call you say na wrong number but for some weird reason she dey your state, infact she dey stone throw from your location your mumu mind no suspect anything. Be like say akamu dey your head, thank God for francis you for just go fall hand again .
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 7:26am On Jun 06|
Bros when I was younger, my dad nearly ran me insane with long hours of talk. Very soon for my sanity, I had to learn how to listen to someone without actually listening.
I go dey look you dey nod head but my mind dey kano... So Grace nagging still dey learn work for my folks side....
And BTW I'm a man of peace... Shebi....
Your comment is refreshing man, you're so intelligent
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 7:32am On Jun 06|
Even if na you, you for fall jare... The babe sounded really legit man... And BTW Grace was supposed to be out of town, so she was the last person I believed go wan run me this stunt.
Anyway the girl was truly a model, thing is Grace met her when she traveled and came back days earlier with the girl, so she use the girl run the prank cause I knew almost all her friends voices...
Hmm, my luck shine sha..
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 7:35am On Jun 06|
Happy Sunday guys.... Chapter 6 drops later in the day....
Did I forget to say, this would be my favorite chapter... Better grab una reading glasses o cause the chapter go long die...
I wanted to divide it into three but make I chop liver type am once... I don't wanna waste any more time again...
Still I Rock...
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by EAhumble(m): 8:23am On Jun 06|
Therock5555:we are waiting oo
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by lilachiever(m): 9:28am On Jun 06|
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by SexySapphire(f): 10:44am On Jun 06|
Who are you again? You've been noticed, now move along. Thanks.
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by SexySapphire(f): 10:49am On Jun 06|
I will be using one leg in on here and the other leg on Twitter, before your mama is arrested
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Drsnives(m): 11:56am On Jun 06|
SexySapphire:See this one, you should be happy I detected your lies.
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by TimiOkeyinka: 3:03pm On Jun 06|
Hello �. I'm a proofreader and editor and I'm available for hire.
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Dahreformer2666: 3:18pm On Jun 06|
So, he will pay for proof read for the content he's giving out for free ?
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Twoclans(f): 4:14pm On Jun 06|
Seating my beautiful self here and waiting patiently
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by chelseaboi(m): 4:30pm On Jun 06|
...hw far baba
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by SexySapphire(f): 5:59pm On Jun 06|
Detected whose lies? You must have me confused for another person, if not show me a proof of the lies or you otherwise shut your mouth.
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Drsnives(m): 8:38pm On Jun 06|
|Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by SexySapphire(f): 9:02pm On Jun 06|
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