paulolee:
mine plenty o but the worst was when I sold my new nokia asha fone for 10k n also took loan of 40k to make it 50k just to plan the birthday of the loml..
where I know say wahala go dey na wen she first tell me say she don council d bday n its jus photoshoot n would use d rest buy small tinz share gv her friends..
bayo call me dt Sunday evening say my bea de organize lavish bday bash for nearby club, Mumu me baff up fly bike to go surprise her since she bin plan to surprise me..
na so I enter bash go jam her dey twerk ontop one senior man lap, she say na him be her zaddy n na him organize d bash for her n the man go vex if he see me around so i gat leave d bash..
na so I take vex go back ous o....he no better say I use dt money sow seed for church??

Dreadlock69:


1: writing love letter my mum saw it tore it I still wrote another one and gave her

2:going to her place and shinning teeth like mumu and blushing like mumu

3: giving gifts and money while I smile foolishly like have accomplished an Olympic medal

4: sending useless voice note to some that only call me bby and touch my head and hug and my head will be swelling

Eee still plenty anytime I remember all this I'll flashbacks to when nobody dey follow me drag mumunism

Michelle55:

I'm okay sir.. You?

Parizz:
Cool. I like your confidence. This is not me patronising you. I'm not a simp. Truth is, I'm awed by your intelligent and insigtful comments you post. You are blunt, tho sometimes you might sound a little bit cocky. I sense you are a polite girl in real life. Once again, i'm not trying to patronise you. That is not me. Good morning

Smile! I know you are not patronising me and you are absolutely right, I'm cocky when I choose to be. When you find yourself in the midst of angry Nigerians, you've got to develop a thick skin to survive especially here on Nairaland . What makes you think I would consider you to be a simp? Well, we can actually test run the idea you know to find out if you would be a good simp(according to Nairaland) or a staunch redpiller, what do you think? good morning to you sir.