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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 5:14pm On May 30, 2021 |
At 7yrs, I follow my elder sis to a neighbor's wedding in another town. The neighbor's son who happened to host us in his room is a terrible guy. As an innocent mindless little boy, I saw and heard terrible things in the dark of the night. 23years later I still see that guy who is now a man as a bad person. I think I bed wet that day because am afraid to stand up in the middle of the fornication 19 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ghast12: 5:16pm On May 30, 2021 |
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Goalnaldo(m): 5:19pm On May 30, 2021 |
I use to tell people who care to listen that I am the silent listener to every conversation. I can pretend to be asleep and people will think I'm actually sleeping. I experienced a lot of these but one stood out. I went to buy HND form and I stayed in the house of my former roommate. He and his current roommate came back from lectures and saw me sleeping ( or so they thought) They said I just came to someone's house I can't wash plates, just eat and sleep. One of them said "are you sure this guy is sleeping?" The other one replied "yes" and they continued to slander. I got up from the bed and went straight to the kitchen to wash plates. You need to see the surprise in their eyes 115 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by BarrElChapo(m): 5:21pm On May 30, 2021 |
Mitsurugi: Na teflon dem wan use tie you down o 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by debbydams(f): 5:24pm On May 30, 2021 |
Pim I won't say anything 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by joyousever(f): 5:24pm On May 30, 2021 |
Lol .... you're the real definition of Maradona.. Skyfornia: |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Munzy14(m): 5:25pm On May 30, 2021 |
praiseneo:Nawa o..but how do you guys stay in a relationship without being free to handle eachother's cell phone?...smh I don't fancy pressing her phone as a guy, but it shouldn't get locked likewise mine... 10 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by respectfully: 5:25pm On May 30, 2021 |
Hahahaha mek I laugh first. When I was 10years old, I went to visit my elder brother in his one room apartment just to spend two days because that time he was a fresh graduate. In the night he called his girlfriend to come they were all in bed while I was sleeping on the mat, they pretended as if they didn't want to to anything. Me as a bad boy , On my mind I was like today na today I must see how una go take do am. Around past eleven, I started soft snoring, both of them whispered in a low tone, "he is sleeping " "he has slept off". After few minutes, my brother took style and called me twice, I didn't respond, I was snoring, he told his girlfriend that I slept off. They started their football game, I heard a voice like pussy cat crying , I was laughing in my mind, after a while, she stopped crying like pussy cat. I later heard okay put it by yourself ����� 53 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by BarrElChapo(m): 5:25pm On May 30, 2021 |
Martdc: Damn |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by mkpurumma090(f): 5:26pm On May 30, 2021 |
How could she do such? Skyfornia: |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ishilove: 5:27pm On May 30, 2021 |
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Home94: 5:27pm On May 30, 2021 |
Biglittlelois:You have a point if not doing some nasty things has some consequences and answer to God I would have done mine Keep quiet problem,no keep quiet problem. Imagine somebody that is helping me with something telling me I ask too much questions why if I leave him for months he will not even relay any information to me or try to do something. 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Mitsurugi(m): 5:29pm On May 30, 2021 |
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Flamees(m): 5:29pm On May 30, 2021 |
moscobabs: Saikpo
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by SimeonOTC(m): 5:30pm On May 30, 2021 |
Goalnaldo: Lol..fvck shit mennh You for just continue the sleep.. I really don't like stressing my visitors..even if their cloths are dirty, I don't mind washing it for them.. 7 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by imagrg(m): 5:30pm On May 30, 2021 |
I was about 6 years old then. My parents went to the village to attend one of my uncle's traditional wedding and my father's younger sister invited her boyfriend in. We slept in same room with her. I and my siblings slept off. As I woke up in the midnight to ease myself, I noticed the young man on top of my auntie...both of them stark naked. The young man was bouncing up and down of top of aunty. I quickly rushed to them and gave the young man a punch on the back asking him to leave my auntie alone and get out our house! Come and see surprise! The next morning my auntie bribed me with big cup of ice cream and I promised not to tell... 64 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by vickydevoka(m): 5:31pm On May 30, 2021 |
Martdc:Lol. It happens 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by deprof247(m): 5:31pm On May 30, 2021 |
Mine was when I was a kid. My dad used to buy things for us when he was coming back home from work so that night he came back and my siblings happily told my dad that I was fast asleep(they forgot that I always sleep with the buttons of my senses on). When they were able to share the national cake, I stood up and screamed...' I'm not sleeping!' Come and see how my siblings were disappointed 14 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by RedAlert08(m): 5:32pm On May 30, 2021 |
Offpoint1: How possible is it for you to understand 9 Nigerian languages? 8 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by NewDelhi(m): 5:32pm On May 30, 2021 |
Try eavesdropping on girls, you go fear. They talk about all sorts of nasty things most especially sex. They even discuss about which guy good, which one no good. Which guy get big gbola, which one no get big gbola. Last week I parked by the roadside in the evening to buy some things. Some secondary school kids (girls) passed close to my window and were discussing about how one ayokunle don fvck almost all the girls finish for class. Lmao 25 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Goalnaldo(m): 5:33pm On May 30, 2021 |
SimeonOTC:where is your house located? I have some clothes I need to wash but I'm lazy at the moment 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 5:33pm On May 30, 2021 |
Ishilove:Thank you Ishilove 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ishilove: 5:33pm On May 30, 2021 |
Michelle55:You're welcome dear 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by mkpurumma090(f): 5:34pm On May 30, 2021 |
Hilarious ! Goalnaldo: |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Josbreed: 5:34pm On May 30, 2021 |
I woke up to the moaning of my friend with benefit receiving from another guy from behind, naso I continue to pretend to sleep. 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by 1EmmyKay: 5:34pm On May 30, 2021 |
Don't give a Bleep about that. How about asking what is said about you when you transition to the great beyond unknown. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by NewDelhi(m): 5:35pm On May 30, 2021 |
Martdc:How many times will I tell you people, get your own apartment and stop squatting with people even if he's a family member. For the first few weeks/months, they'll be kind and nice but It's only a matter of time before they start getting tired of you and thinking of ways to send you parking. 45 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ishilove: 5:35pm On May 30, 2021 |
NewDelhi:Na wa o. At that age the only things we discussed were GCE and who was back biting who in class 5 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Offpoint1: 5:35pm On May 30, 2021 |
RedAlert08:Because I've move around Nigeria a lot... 2 Likes 3 Shares |
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