...

Fact is that you have been jazzed.
But I can help you.


7 parkets of white candle
1 he goat
1 bottle of olive oil
1 pegeon
#10,000 (naira)

When you are ready let me know

@Your topic, see me rushing to check my account balance to see how much I could contribute in treating your gunshot injury.

Xenry:
When your conversation with a girl starts to decrease, just know that it is increasing with another guy.

---

Know this and know peace!

Words on marble...

mariahAngel:
When I say Do not allow yourself to fall in love, choose who to love instead this is what I mean.

Dokinta love....

Hope you know what that means in English?

Munzy14:

Dokinta love....

Hope you know what that means in English?

Hahahahahahahahaha
Of course.

mariahAngel:


Hahahahahahahahaha
Of course.

Ofu nwa oma ji OP na oru...He is drunk in love.....obsession and it's beginning to irritate the lady or He was dating himself thinking it was her...

Some guys, ones u are liberal to them, automatically I wuola babe ya..

Munzy14:


Ofu nwa oma ji OP na oru...He in drunk in love.....obsession and it's beginning to irritate the lady or He was dating himself thinking it was her...

Some guys, ones u are liberal to them, automatically I wuola babe ya ..

As in!

...and ha chohu I nu I thought we were just friends

Mgbe ahu I kwuola aru!

mariahAngel:


As in!

...and ha chohu I nu I thought we were just friends

Mgbe ahu I kwuola aru!

Before nko...

I bia mazie udi mma olu ji agbaji boys eeh, nsogbu...

Even he will be telling his guys, onye a wu my baby.......The babe wuru zie ekperima, ya rie di guy eri eri...Ma bone straight o, IPhone o, Chanel hand bags o, Christian Dior o...Ga wuzi birthday and other special gifts for her...

Eshi o ruru Ita, ya ju...Nsogbu a daa....Ha bia nairaland mehe thread...chowa alo.

The issue is that you have 'trauma bonded' with her...It's obvious you're a Codependent person. You're displaying weakness, thereby allowing her to be in control. You'll learn the hard way

Henry22:
Respillers one man down, I repeat one man down, we need backup asap.....hello hello

Roger that
This is back up, from HQ, our hands are full at the moment, but even if we ain't busy, we still ain't helping Op, he's a pussy ass nigga, I repeat he's a pussy ass nigga, over and out now

Munzy14:

Before nko...

I bia mazie udi mma olu ji agbaji boys eeh, nsogbu...

Even he will be telling his guys, onye a wu my baby.......The babe wuru zie ekperima, ya rie di guy eri eri...Ma bone straight o, IPhone o, Chanel hand bags o, Christian Dior o...Ga wuzi birthday and other special gifts for her...

Eshi o ruru Ita, ya ju...Nsogbu a daa....Ha bia nairaland mehe thread...chowa alo.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

mariahAngel:



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

O wu ya, ka owuhu ya?

Munzy14:

O wu ya, ka owuhu ya?

A mahu'm o.

Well, non materialistic girls are hard to please.
You can't keep them around...not even with gifts.
If they're not interested, they're not interested. And for a guy that's into a girl like that, that can be...

[s]

Ayomide11111:
I plead to you as you're about to read the body of my emotional problems, pls don't insult me, instead give me a piece of advice that would save your "brother" from the emotional danger that I have met myself now. I never thought I can found myself in this kind of emotional challenge in my life. Just help me out. Thank you.
I have never loved a lady to the point of my marrow before in my life. When people talk about love and how they act foolishly because of someone they love I always think they hype themselves until I met Jennifer.
When ladies try shit with me i cut them off because I'm "No nonsense guy". But reverse was the case when I met Jennifer to the extent that nonsense that I don't take before has now become my food that I receive from Jennifer, and I eat them with joy.
I have fallen in love with Jennifer and I didn't know how the arrow entered my heart. I hardly love until I met her. Anytime she pops up in my memory I lose my appetite and become moody.
The problem is that the feelings is only coming from me, she does not feel the same as I feel for her. Sometimes if we were making calls she would just bang the call immediately off my ears.
She even recently blocked me on WhatsApp without any cogent escuse.
And I'm in pain because this involuntary emotion has chained my heart to the extent that anytime I decided to cut her off I see that the more I love her. There was time I deleted all her numbers and after 45minutes I began to look for what I deleted myself. Pls help me. What can I do in this kind of situation I'm in a great pain I don't want this kind of love... Share your experiences with me and help. I hope someone that has been in this kind of emotional challenge will understand me more better than I mentioned.

[/s]
Don’t continue like this in life..
You’ll waste your precious gift..

FalseProphet1:
I see you selling all your properties and emptying your life savings just to give to her, I see her giving the money to another guy, I see you suffering from stroke and asking Nairalanders to raise funds for you, I see them calling you a scammer, I see you using the last 1k in your possession to buy snipper, but I don't know whether or not you drank it as the revelation became blurred immediately you purchased the snipper.

This I have seen.

Man of God... Pray for me.. Pray for me... Paraguay for me

Hahaha hahhahahha

SIMPlified

Iku ogun loun pa akinkanju. Iku obo loun pa simp.

Ayomide11111:
I plead to you as you're about to read the body of my emotional problems, pls don't insult me, instead give me a piece of advice that would save your "brother" from the emotional danger that I have met myself now. I never thought I can found myself in this kind of emotional challenge in my life. Just help me out. Thank you.
I have never loved a lady to the point of my marrow before in my life. When people talk about love and how they act foolishly because of someone they love I always think they hype themselves until I met Jennifer.
When ladies try shit with me i cut them off because I'm "No nonsense guy". But reverse was the case when I met Jennifer to the extent that nonsense that I don't take before has now become my food that I receive from Jennifer, and I eat them with joy.
I have fallen in love with Jennifer and I didn't know how the arrow entered my heart. I hardly love until I met her. Anytime she pops up in my memory I lose my appetite and become moody.
The problem is that the feelings is only coming from me, she does not feel the same as I feel for her. Sometimes if we were making calls she would just bang the call immediately off my ears.
She even recently blocked me on WhatsApp without any cogent escuse.
And I'm in pain because this involuntary emotion has chained my heart to the extent that anytime I decided to cut her off I see that the more I love her. There was time I deleted all her numbers and after 45minutes I began to look for what I deleted myself. Pls help me. What can I do in this kind of situation I'm in a great pain I don't want this kind of love... Share your experiences with me and help. I hope someone that has been in this kind of emotional challenge will understand me more better than I mentioned.

Ladies and gents, let's all gather here for a SIMPosium.

Nonsense and ingredients.

mariahAngel:


A mahu'm o.

Well, non materialistic girls are hard to please.
You can't keep them around...not even with gifts.
If they're not interested, they're not interested. And for a guy that's into a girl like that, that can be...

Hmmmmmm....Non materialistic a nwere ike wuru 1 in every 700 o...Very very rare types...

Chukwu jiri gozie nwoke luru ha o...

Ayomide11111:
I plead to you as you're about to read the body of my emotional problems, pls don't insult me, instead give me a piece of advice that would save your "brother" from the emotional danger that I have met myself now. I never thought I can found myself in this kind of emotional challenge in my life. Just help me out. Thank you.
I have never loved a lady to the point of my marrow before in my life. When people talk about love and how they act foolishly because of someone they love I always think they hype themselves until I met Jennifer.
When ladies try shit with me i cut them off because I'm "No nonsense guy". But reverse was the case when I met Jennifer to the extent that nonsense that I don't take before has now become my food that I receive from Jennifer, and I eat them with joy.
I have fallen in love with Jennifer and I didn't know how the arrow entered my heart. I hardly love until I met her. Anytime she pops up in my memory I lose my appetite and become moody.
The problem is that the feelings is only coming from me, she does not feel the same as I feel for her. Sometimes if we were making calls she would just bang the call immediately off my ears.
She even recently blocked me on WhatsApp without any cogent escuse.
And I'm in pain because this involuntary emotion has chained my heart to the extent that anytime I decided to cut her off I see that the more I love her. There was time I deleted all her numbers and after 45minutes I began to look for what I deleted myself. Pls help me. What can I do in this kind of situation I'm in a great pain I don't want this kind of love... Share your experiences with me and help. I hope someone that has been in this kind of emotional challenge will understand me more better than I mentioned.

Dude you are suffering from oneitis and it kills faster than cancer.... Kill it bro before it kills you

Magnoliaa:


I love your advertisement.

Thanks Ma'am ✌️

Lamentations of a simp....... cheering news to the ears of Redpillers

If I swear for the OP now they'll say I am wicked

Ayomide11111:
I plead to you as you're about to read the body of my emotional problems, pls don't insult me, instead give me a piece of advice that would save your "brother" from the emotional danger that I have met myself now. I never thought I can found myself in this kind of emotional challenge in my life. Just help me out. Thank you.
I have never loved a lady to the point of my marrow before in my life. When people talk about love and how they act foolishly because of someone they love I always think they hype themselves until I met Jennifer.
When ladies try shit with me i cut them off because I'm "No nonsense guy". But reverse was the case when I met Jennifer to the extent that nonsense that I don't take before has now become my food that I receive from Jennifer, and I eat them with joy.
I have fallen in love with Jennifer and I didn't know how the arrow entered my heart. I hardly love until I met her. Anytime she pops up in my memory I lose my appetite and become moody.
The problem is that the feelings is only coming from me, she does not feel the same as I feel for her. Sometimes if we were making calls she would just bang the call immediately off my ears.
She even recently blocked me on WhatsApp without any cogent escuse.
And I'm in pain because this involuntary emotion has chained my heart to the extent that anytime I decided to cut her off I see that the more I love her. There was time I deleted all her numbers and after 45minutes I began to look for what I deleted myself. Pls help me. What can I do in this kind of situation I'm in a great pain I don't want this kind of love... Share your experiences with me and help. I hope someone that has been in this kind of emotional challenge will understand me more better than I mentioned.

dis one dat dey shot and still get time to type on naira land is dat one a shot?

SmellySperm:

I see him not drinking the sniper. I see him going back to the gal to beg for forgiveness

Finally,I see him selling his Dad's only plot of land to start life afresh when he finally regains his mental health. And I see his dad chasing him with Cutlass

This you have saw

Ayomide11111:
I plead to you as you're about to read the body of my emotional problems, pls don't insult me, instead give me a piece of advice that would save your "brother" from the emotional danger that I have met myself now. I never thought I can found myself in this kind of emotional challenge in my life. Just help me out. Thank you.
I have never loved a lady to the point of my marrow before in my life. When people talk about love and how they act foolishly because of someone they love I always think they hype themselves until I met Jennifer.
When ladies try shit with me i cut them off because I'm "No nonsense guy". But reverse was the case when I met Jennifer to the extent that nonsense that I don't take before has now become my food that I receive from Jennifer, and I eat them with joy.
I have fallen in love with Jennifer and I didn't know how the arrow entered my heart. I hardly love until I met her. Anytime she pops up in my memory I lose my appetite and become moody.
The problem is that the feelings is only coming from me, she does not feel the same as I feel for her. Sometimes if we were making calls she would just bang the call immediately off my ears.
She even recently blocked me on WhatsApp without any cogent escuse.
And I'm in pain because this involuntary emotion has chained my heart to the extent that anytime I decided to cut her off I see that the more I love her. There was time I deleted all her numbers and after 45minutes I began to look for what I deleted myself. Pls help me. What can I do in this kind of situation I'm in a great pain I don't want this kind of love... Share your experiences with me and help. I hope someone that has been in this kind of emotional challenge will understand me more better than I mentioned.

I have been in your shoes, the girl really showed me pepper.
(She was faking it, to know how serious I was with her)

But I saw hell fire.. I lost weight, Because food no come dey hungry me again.. lol. I couldn't even read a page of book, once I remember her, I would close the book and look for where to lie down.

This was what I did, and I eventually got to turn the table around.

Don't force yourself to forget her, it would hurt you more.

Just try and be Normal friends with her for now.

don't complain to her again.

If you are talking to her, don't talk about your relationship, just talk like Normal friends and find a reason to laugh out loud on her ears through the phone.

she would come around, either as a girlfriend or a female friend.
Girls don't like it when a man is falling helplessly for them.

I mean they don't like it..

Munzy14:

Hmmmmmm....Non materialistic a nwere ike wuru 1 in every 700 o...Very very rare types...

Chukwu jiri gozie nwoke luru ha o...

Mana owuhu an excuse for onye luru ha to be tight fisted o.
The truth is every woman wants to be taken care of by someone they love.

SenatePresdo:


I have been in your shoes, the girl really showed me pepper.
(She was faking it, to know how serious I was with her)

But I saw hell fire.. I lost weight, Because food no come dey hungry me again.. lol. I couldn't even read a page of book, once I remember her, I would close the book and look for where to lie down.

This was what I did, and I eventually got to turn the table around.

Don't force yourself to forget her, it would hurt you more.

Just try and be Normal friends with her for now.

don't complain to her again.

If you are talking to her, don't talk about your relationship, just talk like Normal friends and find a reason to laugh out loud on her ears through the phone.

she would come around, either as a girlfriend or a female friend.
Girls don't like it when a man is falling helplessly for them.

I mean they don't like it..

Not that they don't like it, but most tend to take advantage of it.
Guard your heart with all diligence...