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Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by Olamilekxy(m): 7:35am On Jun 17, 2021
hakym619:
And so ?
OP is,a monkey
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Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by Elsueno: 7:37am On Jun 17, 2021
Ishilove:
Buhahaha! Hilarious. cheesy

I once asked my dad what copulation means. My dad referred me to my mum. Mum referred me back to my dad. Dad asks me where I heard the word from and I told him my Integrated Science teacher asked us to ask our parents the meaning.

After several moments of awkward silence, dad changed the subject and never responded. Imagine my extreme trauma when I discovered in JSS 3 that babies are born via the vagina, and not the navel as I had been led to believe all my life. I wasn't myself for a week.

Ur own is even nice...I was made to believe babies are created by God & magically appear after marriage. The detail part was skipped. A friend tried to explain to me about sex, I refused to believe him. But I figured things out at JSS 2 I think grin.
When we are young, Nigerian movies where banned, Any kiss scene is immediately forwarded, The only thing we are allowed to watch freely was carton network grin

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Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by gidob(m): 7:42am On Jun 17, 2021
Monogamy:
grin

Lately, I have been picking lots of things from kids. Kids have no worries and if there are some, they are temporary..

Being happy is just one of their priorities, any day any time... As for adults, hmmmmmm

Helinues how far na
Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by chocboi78(m): 7:42am On Jun 17, 2021
LOL
How about adults not understanding modern day slangs
My mum still tries to get me to tell her what a “blue film “ is and I don’t know what to tell her grin grin

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Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by uuzba(m): 7:49am On Jun 17, 2021
Which part of this story has Nigerian?
or there are no children in Nigeria again?
Or you're too stupid to communicate with your own children in nigeria, but brainwashed to carry oyibo children's story and give us?

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Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by armadeo(m): 8:03am On Jun 17, 2021
Lol.

Never had any of those. Learnt along the way.
Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by Layorec: 8:03am On Jun 17, 2021
Oh wow
Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by churro: 8:05am On Jun 17, 2021
Ishilove:
Buhahaha! Hilarious. cheesy

I once asked my dad what copulation means. My dad referred me to my mum. Mum referred me back to my dad. Dad asks me where I heard the word from and I told him my Integrated Science teacher asked us to ask our parents the meaning.

After several moments of awkward silence, dad changed the subject and never responded. Imagine my extreme trauma when I discovered in JSS 3 that babies are born via the vagina, and not the navel as I had been led to believe all my life. I wasn't myself for a week.

JSS 3? But these are basic Inter Science topics in my days in JS 1?
Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by Vaughanlanrewaj: 8:07am On Jun 17, 2021
naptu2:


(Naptu2's note: I think the answer was meant to be "Elizabeth Regina", that is, "Queen Elizabeth" in Latin)




https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2018/09/13/adults-misunderstanding-kids-questions-thread-did-not-know-needed-24-awkward/
Number 4 cracked me up grin grin Her mum will feel both awkward and embarrassed to see both Emily and Emily's mum.visit www.freestuffsng.com for latest freestuffs in Nigeria. God bless our homes.

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Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by Heyzee5: 8:07am On Jun 17, 2021
chocboi78:
LOL
How about adults not understanding modern day slangs
My mum still tries to get me to tell her what a “blue film “ is and I don’t know what to tell her grin grin
Abeg make a thread about this.....it will be fun grin grin

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Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by MSRA(m): 8:07am On Jun 17, 2021
Ishilove:
Buhahaha! Hilarious. cheesy

I once asked my dad what copulation means. My dad referred me to my mum. Mum referred me back to my dad. Dad asks me where I heard the word from and I told him my Integrated Science teacher asked us to ask our parents the meaning.

After several moments of awkward silence, dad changed the subject and never responded. Imagine my extreme trauma when I discovered in JSS 3 that babies are born via the vagina, and not the navel as I had been led to believe all my life. I wasn't myself for a week.

LOL! You were in JS 3 when u figured out how babies come out to the world. I can't remember precisely when I figured that out. im sure sometime when I was about in d same class. But I remember that it was once one of the greatest mysteries of my life. You see I have a lot of younger siblings, and I would often see my mum's hugely distended belly when she was pregnant, few months later, I would see this 'big' baby in her arms. And I would just wonder over and over again how this baby came out of her belly. Of cos I never asked her how it came out; I just settled in my mind that her stomach was torn open. Later in I would learn that my mom never had a Ceaserian section for all her kids.

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Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by Danny50: 8:10am On Jun 17, 2021
Favoritedealer:
Damn,the thug of a son God gave me is the owner of this table they're shaking, dude is too sharp for his own good.
From asking me why me and his mother have a different room,to asking me when it's okay to murder someone, just last week I went through his bag and I saw textbooks and writing materials belonging to his classmates, I asked him where he got it he said he just emptied the lost and found place in school, didn't want me to waste money to buy anything when he could just get from other people throwing their's away.
I know if I hadn't caught him he would have been working on how to erase the names and replace it with his. This guy is just 6 for God's sake.
Damm he needs consistent parental training schl alone wont help believe.

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Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by Sunkyapogee(m): 8:12am On Jun 17, 2021
My kid sister studied early childhood education. She advised us to always answer children questions the right way ..

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Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by salt1: 8:14am On Jun 17, 2021
uuzba:
Which part of this story has Nigerian?
or there are no children in Nigeria again?
Or you're too stupid to communicate with your own children in nigeria, but brainwashed to carry oyibo children's story and give us?

My son told me that he knows the male sperm meets the female egg to form the baby. Where do they hold this meeting? grin

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Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by MSRA(m): 8:15am On Jun 17, 2021
churro:


JSS 3? But these are basic Inter Science topics in my days in JS 1?

Its even been taught in primary school now...Basic Science of Basic 5 and Basic 6. Theres another subject they teach these days that teaches about rape and other stuff to primary school pupils. Cant remember the name now
Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by librangyps(f): 8:17am On Jun 17, 2021
salt1:


My son told me that he knows the male sperm meets the female egg to form the baby. Where do they hold this meeting? grin

How old is he?
Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 8:29am On Jun 17, 2021
Abeg who go buy me COCKPORN cheesy grin

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Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by 44Bulldog(m): 8:40am On Jun 17, 2021
Favoritedealer:
Damn,the thug of a son God gave me is the owner of this table they're shaking, dude is too sharp for his own good.
From asking me why me and his mother have a different room,to asking me when it's okay to murder someone, just last week I went through his bag and I saw textbooks and writing materials belonging to his classmates, I asked him where he got it he said he just emptied the lost and found place in school, didn't want me to waste money to buy anything when he could just get from other people throwing their's away.
I know if I hadn't caught him he would have been working on how to erase the names and replace it with his. This guy is just 6 for God's sake.

Ur boy is a thief
Armed robber in the making


I blame you tho

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Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by Sunsets: 8:45am On Jun 17, 2021
Who can parry this question?
Age 4: What is sex?
You:
naptu2:


(Naptu2's note: I think the answer was meant to be "Elizabeth Regina", that is, "Queen Elizabeth" in Latin)




https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2018/09/13/adults-misunderstanding-kids-questions-thread-did-not-know-needed-24-awkward/
Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by dfrost: 8:47am On Jun 17, 2021
cheesy
Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by Sunsets: 8:49am On Jun 17, 2021
Leave out the Campari part.
Sunsets:
Who can parry this question?
Age 4: What is sex?
You:
Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by dfrost: 8:49am On Jun 17, 2021
uuzba:
Which part of this story has Nigerian?
or there are no children in Nigeria again?
Or you're too stupid to communicate with your own children in nigeria, but brainwashed to carry oyibo children's story and give us?

Take it easy. Drink enough water. It helps. Shalom.

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Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by Steelarmy01: 8:51am On Jun 17, 2021
Ishilove:
Buhahaha! Hilarious. cheesy

I once asked my dad what copulation means. My dad referred me to my mum. Mum referred me back to my dad. Dad asks me where I heard the word from and I told him my Integrated Science teacher asked us to ask our parents the meaning.

After several moments of awkward silence, dad changed the subject and never responded. Imagine my extreme trauma when I discovered in JSS 3 that babies are born via the vagina, and not the navel as I had been led to believe all my life. I wasn't myself for a week.

Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by bbode1(m): 8:57am On Jun 17, 2021
Ishilove:
Buhahaha! Hilarious. cheesy

I once asked my dad what copulation means. My dad referred me to my mum. Mum referred me back to my dad. Dad asks me where I heard the word from and I told him my Integrated Science teacher asked us to ask our parents the meaning.

After several moments of awkward silence, dad changed the subject and never responded. Imagine my extreme trauma when I discovered in JSS 3 that babies are born via the vagina, and not the navel as I had been led to believe all my life. I wasn't myself for a week.

Me even believe say na through anus baby dey comot till I was in jss 3 too. I felt stupid

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Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by koladebrainiac(m): 8:59am On Jun 17, 2021
[quote author=Ishilove post=102802283]Buhahaha! Hilarious. cheesy

I once asked my dad what copulation means. My dad referred me to my mum. Mum referred me back to my dad. Dad asks me where I heard the word from and I told him my Integrated Science teacher asked us to ask our parents the meaning.

After several moments of awkward silence, dad changed the subject and never responded. Imagine my extreme trauma when I discovered in JSS 3 that babies are born via the vagina, and not the navel as I had been led to believe all my life. I wasn't myself for a week. [/quote;]
I argued that babies are born through Anus with a reason and I was able to convince my friends including female friends and they believed me.

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Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by EsvRotimiJubril(m): 9:05am On Jun 17, 2021
Was told there was a key that doctors normally use to open the naval, so they can bring out a child.

Ishilove:
Buhahaha! Hilarious. cheesy

I once asked my dad what copulation means. My dad referred me to my mum. Mum referred me back to my dad. Dad asks me where I heard the word from and I told him my Integrated Science teacher asked us to ask our parents the meaning.

After several moments of awkward silence, dad changed the subject and never responded. Imagine my extreme trauma when I discovered in JSS 3 that babies are born via the vagina, and not the navel as I had been led to believe all my life. I wasn't myself for a week.

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Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by jimmynauty: 9:20am On Jun 17, 2021
mstchew...its all sex and nonsense

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