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Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by pussyjuliet(f): 11:11am On Jun 30, 2021
I'm sorry to bother you all, but I really have to do this. I need help!!!
I've been battling with Hemorrhoid(pile) for couple of months now. I've used almost everything just to be free from it, yet it's getting more complicated. Recently someone told me to start using sheabutter, I did, but to my greatest surprise, the Hemorrhoid started spreading (like having different ones around the original one). It itches so bad. I'm seriously tired!

Does anyone here knows how to get rid of it completely please

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by FreeSpirited: 11:20am On Jun 30, 2021
Hemorrhoids can be very terrible....You have to resort to local herbs....Search for a local herbs infusion expert...that's the wayforward and stop drinking anything coke or soft drinks completely...They worsen it

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by Bankowner: 11:42am On Jun 30, 2021
Are you prepared to go the bitter way? And stick to the routine for one week without skip?

• Get a generous quantity of bitter leaf and Scent leaves.
• Squeeze with hand to extract the juice. Do not add too much water while squeezing. (Do not squeeze and store, use fresh leaves each time)
• Sieve the juice after squeezing and pour into a cup.
• Add and mix two tablespoon of original honey.

• Drink 30 minutes before meal in the morning and last thing at night for a week. You might start noticing changes within 3 to 4 days. If you do not, then you may have to consult a doctor.

P.S: Original honey in the mixture facilitates the ease of doing business in the lavatory making stool come out without stress.

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by Nobody: 1:19pm On Jun 30, 2021
Dear pussyjuliet, kindly show us a picture of the pile on your butt for accurate prescription. Thanks

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by danietohbadt(m): 1:41pm On Jun 30, 2021
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SmellySperm:
Dear pussyjuliet, kindly show us a picture of the pile on your butt for accurate prescription. Thanks
grin grin grin you don kolo aswear

You wan make we vomit?

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by Miradamian: 1:53pm On Jun 30, 2021
Stop eating sugary things and drinks.its a sign ur sugar level is high

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by hybrid11(m): 1:55pm On Jun 30, 2021
So like this now, prick no go enter you till u clear down there cry cry cry
Go local herb

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by Perfectnumber6(m): 2:02pm On Jun 30, 2021
Just get daflon 500 Mg take 2 morning 2 noon and 2 evening for the first 4 days and then buy Anusol put that anusol inside water so it won't melt. Insert it inside your Anus when you want to sleep. Do this every evening and take the Daflon just like I told you after the 4 days then take 2 tablet morning and evening.. You suppose pay o cos I just give you free medical consultation ..

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by chyzoo4u(m): 2:41pm On Jun 30, 2021
Local herb does it. Then, early morning jogging helps too
Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by Plomo: 2:46pm On Jun 30, 2021
Mix shea butter and aloe vera. Apply as often as you like or when it starts to itch. Thank me later.

Oh oh, you need to improve your personal hygiene especially around your @$$.

Buy and scrub with antiseptic soap, I will personally recommend the original and hot tetmosol.

Bleach and wash your underwears.

Use harpic regularly for your toilet.

And when you want to defecate, don’t use force. Don’t try to push it. Drink lots of water to soften it.

Are you fond of doing heavy lifting? Reduce it and practice better lifting methods.

And by the way, sugar does not typically cause hemorrhoids, it only aggravates it.

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by quisera(m): 2:48pm On Jun 30, 2021
Sit in a bath tub with hot/warm water for atleast 15mins daily for 7days. Thank me later

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by Nobody: 2:54pm On Jun 30, 2021
danietohbadt:
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grin grin grin you don kolo aswear

You wan make we vomit?
My intention was clean. Na u get corrupt mind grin

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by BuyAndSellStuff: 2:55pm On Jun 30, 2021
Stop anal sex.

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by danietohbadt(m): 3:04pm On Jun 30, 2021
SmellySperm:

My intention was clean. Na u get corrupt mind grin

I see

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by Nobody: 3:10pm On Jun 30, 2021

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by Jman06(m): 3:16pm On Jun 30, 2021
I noticed that the moniker @Sapphire has been offline since this Chidinma's case. I'm suspecting that Chidinma is the one behind that moniker.
Or has anyone seen sapphire's comments recently

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by UltraSphinx(m): 3:32pm On Jun 30, 2021
Perfectnumber6:
Just get daflon 500 Mg take 2 morning 2 noon and 2 evening for the first 4 days and then buy Anusol put that anusol inside water so it won't melt. Insert it inside your Anus when you want to sleep. Do this every evening and take the Daflon just like I told you after the 4 days then take 2 tablet morning and evening.. You suppose pay o cos I just give you free medical consultation ..

My Man.. cheesy
Abeg weytin be ANUSol
Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by NewDelhi(m): 3:38pm On Jun 30, 2021
pussyjuliet:
I'm sorry to bother you all, but I really have to do this. I need help!!!
I've been battling with Hemorrhoid(pile) for couple of months now. I've used almost everything just to be free from it, yet it's getting more complicated. Recently someone told me to start using sheabutter, I did, but to my greatest surprise, the Hemorrhoid started spreading (like having different ones around the original one). It itches so bad. I'm seriously tired!

Does anyone here knows how to get rid of it completely please
Chai if truly you're a girl and they give you anal with your condition na die be that o

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by sunshineV(f): 3:56pm On Jun 30, 2021
when dem dey switch from sim 1 to sim 2 who u call?

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by Perfectnumber6(m): 4:13pm On Jun 30, 2021
UltraSphinx:


My Man.. cheesy
Abeg weytin be ANUSol
it a small milky kinda stuff in a wrapped sachet . You can Google too
Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by proff010: 4:19pm On Jun 30, 2021
U say wetin. Sim dey there and which network? sad sad
sunshineV:
when dem dey switch from sim 1 to sim 2 who u call?
Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by beautyhd: 4:30pm On Jun 30, 2021
Miradamian:
Stop eating sugary things and drinks.its a sign ur sugar level is high

Stop misleading people with your quackery

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by Nobody: 4:31pm On Jun 30, 2021
Plomo:
Mix shea butter and aloe vera. Apply as often as you like or when it starts to itch. Thank me later.

Oh oh, you need to improve your personal hygiene especially around your @$$.

Buy and scrub with antiseptic soap, I will personally recommend the original and hot tetmosol.

Bleach and wash your underwears.

Use harpic regularly for your toilet.

And when you want to defecate, don’t use force. Don’t try to push it. Drink lots of water to soften it.

Are you fond of doing heavy lifting? Reduce it and practice better lifting methods.

And by the way, sugar does not typically cause hemorrhoids, it only aggravates it.
Hian. Haemorrhoid is not caused by infection brother sitting too long on the toilet and straining while taking a shit are well known causes.

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by Plomo: 4:32pm On Jun 30, 2021
SegFault:

Hian. Haemorrhoid is not caused by infection brother sitting too long on the toilet and straining while taking a shit are well known causes.

A ruptured hemorrhoid is an avenue for infection.

Think.
Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by Nobody: 4:32pm On Jun 30, 2021
BuyAndSellStuff:
Stop anal sex.
Op if you engage in such as stated above desist from it.
Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by Nobody: 4:35pm On Jun 30, 2021
Plomo:


A ruptured hemorrhoid is an avenue for infection.

Think.
Okay, I understand now. Thought you were saying it was a cause. Everything you said though is true.

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by InspectorLawal(m): 6:00pm On Jun 30, 2021
Jman06:
I noticed that the moniker @Sapphire has been offline since this Chidinma's case. I'm suspecting that Chidinma is the one behind that moniker.
Or has anyone seen sapphire's comments recently
she deactivated, came up with a new moniker and created a topic on now she intends to unleash wickedness on men then got banned

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by Jman06(m): 6:35pm On Jun 30, 2021
InspectorLawal:
she deactivated, came up with a new moniker and created a topic on now she intends to unleash wickedness on men then got banned
Oh okkk. I was thinking she was the one that carried her man-hating attitude to go and kill Mr Ataga

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Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by lifenija: 6:40pm On Jun 30, 2021
pussyjuliet:
I'm sorry to bother you all, but I really have to do this. I need help!!!
I've been battling with Hemorrhoid(pile) for couple of months now. I've used almost everything just to be free from it, yet it's getting more complicated. Recently someone told me to start using sheabutter, I did, but to my greatest surprise, the Hemorrhoid started spreading (like having different ones around the original one). It itches so bad. I'm seriously tired!

Does anyone here knows how to get rid of it completely please
someone put prick shey
Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by phemmyfour: 8:43pm On Jun 30, 2021
FreeSpirited:
Hemorrhoids can be very terrible....You have to resort to local herbs....Search for a local herbs infusion expert...that's the wayforward and stop drinking anything coke or soft drinks completely...They worsen it
buy pilex
Re: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by murphyibiam15(m): 9:05pm On Jun 30, 2021
And no one here has advised her to see a specialist, no wonder many drop dead from self medication

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