Hullos.

jackpot:

^^check in the kitchen. She must be frying some snails hehehe

Ewww!!!

er. . .come o! who give you permission to talk?

you know say we still dey hold you hostage!

Now Ssshh pls.  

T_z

are you still into African movies?

I could do with a nice Nigerian move this evening (TGIF)!!

recommend 1 for me abeg

you know one of my favourites is Glamour Girls - I know, I know na old movie

^^ Glamour girls, African movie? Never heard of it.

Na Yoruba movies I dey watch mostly, e don tey wey I watch Nollywood/Ghanaian movie. ID fit get suggestion though.

*hey everybody,wats up for d weekend?

Trending this day is Mangala fish with pop-corn

wats up people, howz d house pumping

Mangala fish $ pop?dats for d locals.Now wats up for d vip like us?

^^Fried bugs, periwinkles and Alomo bitters.

huh??

^^yeah original seaside African sauce. Just for N2500 or you tender your Gucci palms as collateral!

Bugs?d̶̲̥̅̊ọ̥ u mean Caribbean cockroaches?I guess dats efemena's favourite.

if efe catch una two, na una go do cockroach

Okay it's high time i introduced me. I work with the WBO (World Bartending Organisation). Not that you've ever heard of or will remember that. And with what i see here, ooh boyy, i'm bringing this place down! How very typical of an african bar. All you care about in this house is food, food, alcohol, and some more food food! I don't see no DJ. Why? He died on fried snails and cockroaches already? HeHe. You're soo going dow. . .erm. . .erm. . . is that the legendary nkwobi i smell? OMGosh! How does anyone apply for a bartending job?

yep. To apply, submit 5 copies of your RESUMÉ to bright007 and 5 copies of your C.V. to big sis Efemena_xy.

Welcome on board, bro

jackpot:

yep. To apply, submit 5 copies of your RESUMÉ to bright007 and 5 copies of your C.V. to big sis Efemena_xy.

Welcome on board, bro

i'm a kinda thirsty any

bartender around ?

^^^#gbagaunnnn

zealot4me:

i'm a kinda thirsty any

bartender around ?

what can I offer you?
check the price list. Pure water is 15 naira, Orobo Coke is 250 naira, etc.

mykali:

^^^#gbagaunnnn 

i wouldn't mind if u speak ENGLISH 

jackpot:

what can I offer you?
check the price list. Pure water is 15 naira, Orobo Coke is 250 naira, etc.

  ( too costly)

anyway i want is blur cocktail

^^Madam, i no just understand your orders. Na live fried chickens and coçk we dey sell here.

We no get tail of a coçk. If you want that of a dog (a.k.a 404 meat), i go arrange am give you sharp sharp.

Hello peeps
just strolling by

Mr Jackpot, i'm female. Of cos you accept female bartenders, aye?

yea. . .
your RESUMÉ and C.V. first

bright007:

Bugs?d̶̲̥̅̊ọ̥ u mean Caribbean cockroaches?I guess dats efemena's favourite.

you this Iron Bender - if I catch you eh. . .

jackpot:

yep. To apply, submit 5 copies of your RESUMÉ to bright007 and 5 copies of your C.V. to big sis Efemena_xy.

Welcome on board, bro

Thanks for the vote of confidence!! 

now can I have my usual pls?

1 devil on horseback and a shot of Bloody Mary . . . 

^Wait first, pretty face, I like your mini-skirt.

**slams her fists angrily on the table!**

& I want my drink - [U]NOW![/U]

*goes over to the fridge, brings Devil on Horseback. . .goes over to the counter to collect Bloody. .*

err. .madam efe, I don forget the order you placed. Bloody wetin?

**curls her fists - in anticipation of punching Jackpot on the nose. . .**

**but smiling sweetly at him. . .**

Bloody Mary - & a shot of Bloody Mary

yep.

**goes over to the counter and collects the Bloody Mary, places the two orders on her table**

*goes inside and puts on my cowboy hat, walks up to her corner, pulls over a seat and joins her* *smiles mischievously*

** idly runs the tip of her finger over the rim of her glass. . .**

so tell me - don't you think 'tis way past your bedtime?

**night owl!**

Shhh. .since we're alone, let's get busy

i need to whisper somethings to your mouth, now bring it over here