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Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by dammizz(m): 5:43am On Jul 25, 2011
Chai! Efe+Jack? My eyes must just see this, *slightly adjusts the newspaper 4 concealed view & hopes they dont see that I'm seeing 'em*
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 2:08pm On Jul 25, 2011
[size=25pt]MENE–MENE–TEKEL–UPARSIN[/size]
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by chibaby5(f): 2:10pm On Jul 25, 2011
Whoz in?! cheesy cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jul 25, 2011
^ I was but am out!! Cant you see the writing on the wall?? shocked shocked shocked
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by chibaby5(f): 2:24pm On Jul 25, 2011
Out where?! Where are u goin? What writing? undecided
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 3:35pm On Jul 25, 2011
JSSCE Questions! grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Sophizzy(f): 4:33pm On Jul 25, 2011
Lol.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 4:53pm On Jul 25, 2011
Sophy u don pay for that Laff? angry
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Sophizzy(f): 4:55pm On Jul 25, 2011
Oti o! shocked

Ema bin o. No vex. tongue
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 5:01pm On Jul 25, 2011
Oya now the price no cost, na Jxt Skirt Flip Up! grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Sophizzy(f): 5:06pm On Jul 25, 2011
TFY - Thunder Fire You tongue
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jul 25, 2011
Do u have to fire the thunder wiv ya mouth when ya unwashed panty for do thundering for u! grin lipsrsealed
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Sophizzy(f): 5:24pm On Jul 25, 2011
angry undecided sad
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 5:29pm On Jul 25, 2011
Oya Kpele abeg before u pour me corrosive spits!!

How Body?!
cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Sophizzy(f): 6:07pm On Jul 25, 2011
I dey o. How's ur day been?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 6:19pm On Jul 25, 2011
Fine n Good!!

Sophy buy me Mirinda abeg, am thirsty!
grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Sophizzy(f): 6:33pm On Jul 25, 2011
No shout 2 much abeg. Bartender hit my friend with 12 bottles of Mirinda & some bowls of peppersoup 2 handle the cold.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 6:41pm On Jul 25, 2011
12 Wetin?!

You wan form Worm Continent for my belly?!
grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by chibaby5(f): 7:26pm On Jul 25, 2011
El Guapo:

JSSCE Questions! grin

Meaning?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by EfemenaXY: 9:19pm On Jul 25, 2011
jackpot:

Shhh. .since we're alone, let's get busy wink

i need to whisper somethings to your mouth, now bring it over here kiss

[size=18pt]SLAP!![/size] angry angry

**Grabs her purse and storms out angrily. . .**

dammizz:

Chai! Efe+Jack? My eyes must just see this, *slightly adjusts the newspaper 4 concealed view & hopes they dont see that I'm seeing 'em*

Oh puleeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

spare me 'n don't get your knickers twisted!  angry angry
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 9:31pm On Jul 25, 2011
chi-baby:

Meaning?

Meaning u dey read out ur Last Week JSSCE Exam Questions to me! grin grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by chibaby5(f): 10:07pm On Jul 25, 2011
El Guapo:

Meaning u dey read out your Last Week JSSCE Exam Questions to me! grin grin

EL G which one is JSSCE abeg? Drinks don beaucoup 4 ur system making u chat nothingz tongue
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 6:43am On Jul 26, 2011
Lol

Drink to Beaucoup for my system?! Thats a big lie, not when i possess a anti-drunkeness function!!
grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ARareGem(f): 8:46pm On Jul 26, 2011
Hey peeps smiley Bartender, one Orobo, please.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Natasha2(f): 11:52pm On Jul 26, 2011
So, how's my brother's business faring? cheesy cheesy cool kiss
any debtors?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by CrazyChica: 3:47pm On Jul 27, 2011
debtors plenty jare. the drinks sophy bought is yet to be paid for!
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by chibaby5(f): 6:02pm On Jul 27, 2011
Err wherez ds bar man? smiley
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by EfemenaXY: 7:59pm On Jul 27, 2011
^^ dem don ban am (again) cool

so he's taking out his frustrations on moi! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by mykali(m): 9:42pm On Jul 27, 2011
where's the damn waiter . . .i need me a draink please.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Chykason(m): 4:22am On Jul 28, 2011
Efemena_xy:

^^ dem don ban am (again) cool

so he's taking out his frustrations on moi! cheesy cheesy cheesy
stop sweatin unnecessarily. Was I banned before? I was blocked by spam-bot, which can happen to anybody. Now, is that an Admin ban? I wonder what's your problem seriously. Stop this your unnecessary rumour-mongering
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by EfemenaXY: 2:08pm On Jul 28, 2011
^^ Choi!!   shocked shocked shocked

4:22am for early morning you dey respond to Efe??!!

na so the thing do you?? lol! 'n u dey claim say na me dey sweat. . .  grin grin grin grin

as per the rumour mongering - well, what can I say? A 'lil aproko is good for the soul, esp. if spreading the gist around helps to enlighten us all cheesy cheesy

But okay, I'll let you be sha  tongue tongue
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Chykason(m): 5:41pm On Jul 28, 2011
^hey Efe, while going out, no go piss for the bar frontage with that una scatter-scatter piss. angry tongue tongue grin *no offence* cheesy

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