Brazilian Woman Wins Right To
Masturbate At Work
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Nacomprende
12 May 2011 | 13:33 Comments: 1
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Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old
Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical
imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and
hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day,
began to have problems at work because the
only way to relieve said anxiety is by
masturbating. A lot.

Now, after winning a
court battle and seeking professional medical
help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch
porn— using her work's computer, no less —
legally.

Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse:
"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to
forty seven-times a day. That's when I
asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."
Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana
with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine
cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure
how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half
a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to
us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction,
Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen
times a day.
So, like, a little less than Elvis Crespo.

Of course all of this sounds absurd and hilarious
to most us but for Ana it's probably anything
but. Last April she had to take her employer
to court in order to be allowed to masturbate
during work hours. Ana won.

Still, imagine an office full of of scandalized
and perverted stares as you exit the bathroom or
bend down to pick up a pencil— awkward?
Very. Also, as a woman, having a bunch of
men knowing you're a clinical nympho
probably doesn't help deter unwanted sexual
advances.
Source: Analitica
What do you think?

www.barbara.guanabee.com/2011/05/brazilian-woman-wins-right-masturbate-work/

N.o.n sense. They should bring her to Naija to comot the ogbanje and other demons in her.

. . . wow . . .

If she aint married, man wey go marry this kain one go roast oh!

I heard of an american woman who was like this it ruined her life.  

OMG, this one dey miss road!