With all your awesomeness and your height your girl allegedly left you for internet romps with short men

Funny post really. It amazes me daily hw much women dnt hv a clear clue of wtt they want. Mscccccchhhheuuuurrr

Classic thread. Totally hilarious. And the weirdest thing is that the poster seems so sincere and believable - in spite (or perhaps because) of his blatant narcissism, lol. Na real wa oh, wetin person no go see for hia.

mumu pikin

who knows the op might be a dwarf guy making a fantacy speech here

Inasmuch as i like and am attracted to tall guys, if they write or speak English like the OP does, a midget may be a better choice.

Thank God my English is not that bad? I am tall too

Hmmm, I'm 5'9'' and I still command henuf rispect, but wait, is it because I'm so close to 6 feet? Thanksgudnes *runs up and down,slammed the t.v set on d floor*

wow poster stop copying and pasting, anybody who values the height of a human being over whats inside is rather pathetic. Im 6"8, my dad is 6"5 and my mom 5"11, shortest in my fam is 6"0, but my height is the shit height. I cant fit on the bus sits in the back because my legs are too long, not all clothes come in my height, and i order online, in that department life sucks. and there is this misconception of short guys always being angry, maybe they are angry because there are ppl who dont give them a chance because of their height, thats a pathetic way to judge ppl. For me girls under a certain height dont look my way because apprrentley i am intimidating, which aint fair, real talks ill give anything to be 6 inches shorter. BTW one of my classmates is 5"7 and this guy is commandin chicks like nothing, at the end of the day what women really dig is confidence, not this height nonsense.

ok so the guy is 6ft. . . . . how long is the. . . . . . . . . . ??

follypimpi:

@ Sagamite

U dey hate cos u r a dwarf abi   Wats gud boss?

Mo wa jor!

I can see say you don scatter gym.

Na car you dey carry now, no more dumbbells.  

Quote from MzDarkSkin

Tall guys are awesome! 

Awww. Thanx dear.

LOL@ Short people

Can't imagine being short.

For heaven's sake, i see no big deal bout being TALL or Short, just get the swaggs and you're good. And mind u, your swaggs also includes your johnson, i guess u know what i mean, i guess that's what the OP should've talk about, I realy thank the good lawd though he made me average of 5.10 in height he blessed my johnson, I'm damn EndoOOOWED, Ope fun oluwa, THIS is more important to me cos it gives me caurage to standout mehn.

I am 5-11" and no one ever called me "short"

By the way, Peter Crouch is far far taller than this yoke blabbing over here and he did put his hieght to good use!

But here we are and the only thing this six-footer ever did for himself is to brag about how tall he is!

Get a life Bro, six-footers come "a-dime-a-dozen".

And please, you can have all those girls "admiring your height, ALL OF THEM!

Self deluding "Celebrity"!

Not everyone can be Napoleon.

*6"5 woman enters*
Don't hate

Why is your neck different from your face and boob?
Neck dark?

Why is your di[i]c[/i]k a different colour to your body?

omo_to_dun:

Chei, see as you finish us. Well sha, God dey. 

old boy no worry, the height of a man is measured from his lower jaw bone to the crown of his skull.

they will not understand

am 6ft 6 i wear size 12 in shoes and my odegwu is 9 inches WHAT

I wear size 13 shoes and my toto is 19inches deep WHAT

Height does NOT A MAN MAKE - I adore my 5'7 Superman - he is my hero and without question I will take him any time, any day, any hour over ANY MAN.

My babe is large and in charge and I am tickled pink to be in his presence.

kandiikane:

I wear size 13 shoes and my toto is 19inches deep WHAT

Your odegwu too short

kandiikane:


Your odegwu too short

are you okay 9inches on the loose imagine when his on fire you fit handle am

For my 19inch toto? Abeg you need about 9-10inches more to match.

Don't worry you are safe, we the short guys don't blame u, now fu.c.c.k off!