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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 3:08pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Kpakam: Yes that’s the intention |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Kpakam(m): 3:11pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
dodoatirice:Drop updates 9 more long updates |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by blesskewe(f): 3:23pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Ah Mad oooooooooooooooooooooooo Bury alive keh |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 3:26pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
WTF |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 3:38pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
dodoatirice:in phyno's voice " to be a legend, nwanne akwugo m the price " 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 4:08pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
dodoatirice:no frnd for street |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 5:42pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Bury jago alive,he deserves it.IMAGINE! 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 5:52pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
bury jago?
interesting |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 6:32pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Like play like play or make i say like say body dey tell Jago he started avoiding me, he kept cashing out i guess he must have cleverly took enough saop for keeps. Something wey i dey take 12 sponge bath, nigha come go dey use one sponge for am.. money wey be say na hot money before, him come put am for microwave haha if i could use my mama who come be Jago. But all the money wey him dey colect, e never reach my own. Werey! Mind you, i stopped cashing out. But money dey ground shey you know, but i had to avoid the after effects of my loosgardment. I was on Jago’s trail for a while.. like he knew i was coming for him. Weeks followed each other, nothing happened spiritually but i was broke and my clients didn’t talk. I had enough balance though but the one thing i noticed was anythime i wothdrew a lump from my account and kept in my bedside drawer ( I usually did this so I wouldn’t have to be parading the atm like them poor masses. I’d withdraw and keep about 5 milion in my closet, I’d go about my business daily using transfers but if I so needed some cash, my closet was my cash machine.) money started missing. One time i kept one million in my closet, i woke up the next day and the brown enveloped that housed the bult had been disfigured and about 400k disappeared just mysteriously because I could swear that my gateguy had no access to the main building whatsoever. One fine Tuesday, i got intel that Jago was at a Lodge in the challenge area of ibadan and he just bought a Lexus the night before and stayed at the hotel overnight. Nigga just dey use hin own affect my own. I called up Shaggi and offered him and his boys 4 million naira and told them what the deal was all about and how they had to execute it swiftly without any leaks. Shaggi took the deal, i provided details but before he took the deal. I told Shaggi and his boys that if they don’t took care of it and brought the mofo back without no leaks or anyone tracing anything to me I’d buy him and his 3 stooges one corola sport ride and they could be working for me instead of waisting away on their cheap liquor. and i promised asides the money that came with the deal, I’d be paying him and his boys monthly payments just for giving me protection and running my errands. It took close to 4 days. And at about 11pm exactly right on the hour, Jago was brought to Me and Baba’s presence blindfolded. It had to be like that, i guess after he got knocked out, they had to put a blindfold for security purposes. Baba removed the blindfold, told the boys to take him out through the back and they did. Baba then told me to disperse them. I told the boys to go and I’d see them in the morning but that was right after i gave them their 2 million balance i told Shaggi to then put his phone close to ears as i would call him in the morning so I’d fulfill my car promise. The boys left and Baba told me not to worry about them. That they won’t remember what to say anytime they tried to talk about Jago and what we might have done with him. Immediately Jago saw me, he started begging me to let him go ( at that point though, he didn’t know what exactly was in store for him. For a moment i felt pity for him but snitch na snitch and the gods had spoken sorry and sef i get money but money no dey reach rich man. I wanted my powers back. Baba then told his assistants to dig a grave at least four feet deep (one guy probably joined from Baba’s babalawo’s friend for the night to help in). They started digging, Jago was crying for help that wouldn’t come, he had already gotten the message. It took some hours to dig through and when the grave was completed, the two men that dug made sure The tie on Jagos wrists were tight enough, the first placed matths and used it to carpet the grave and then they let him lie on his back looking at me from down below. He was really crying furiously and begging for his life (i have never seen a human being produce a lot of mucus due to crying. Babe did all his ritual/ occultic process, then asked the boys to fill the grave with earth, this time Jago’s crying had increased and this time he was shaking and not lying still, he was trying to use all his might to pull the rope that held his wrists together, he even tried gnawking at it with his teeth (he acted like he was suddenly possessed, like a dog that had rabies) but the way he was tied, he couldn’t get up his energy levels dropped and he knew he was up for it. The shovels went went in the earth several times, scooped earth, i turned my back and i kept hearing his cries till I couldn’t any till the moment i guess the sand made way into his lungs. I could stil remember his high pitched screams somewhere in my drums 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by uthlaw: 6:54pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
NoGirlfriend:y u de quote all the story na.... just comment! |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 6:55pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Hmmm!! poor jago....that why i don't freind yahoo boiz....i left one of my freinds house who was in the game 2months ago i thank GOD.op continue. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by OlufemiWhit(m): 6:59pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Omo.....but jago Bleep up oooo.....why you go steal pexin soap.....laslas tell am say make e show you way.... |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 7:03pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
OlufemiWhit:ahbi? Him know e no fit pay the price na e con go they use another person's sweat...he really fvcked up. 2 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 7:39pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Jago, poor nigar had to go. Jago f-up big time, I must see the end of this story. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Kpakam(m): 7:53pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Dodoatirice You are not the best writer on nairaland,but no story don sweet me pass this ur own, may God protect and guide you, I appreciate you brother 7 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Kpakam(m): 7:56pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Abeg give us updates brother, u are the best |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 8:00pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
nna eh!
burying someone alive eh. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 8:01pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Haakeem:me too. the way I dey avoid yahoo boys eh |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 8:04pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Inside life...... Jago don leggo. ....... Mr Op u re doing well ..... Abegggggg keep the updates coming .... Wahala for who no believe in spirituality.... 3 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 8:31pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
If only op fit patent this writeup. This is some money making script in nollywood. I dey enjoy this dodo, E sweet. JAGO DON GO OOOO!!! 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Jayzel: 8:35pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
This fictional story turn's out to be happening 4 real mehn |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 9:45pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
uthlaw:alrt bruh |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Sleemdadee(m): 9:48pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
I still have this feeling that this ain't fiction, kos the precision to details is just too accurate 100% 7 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Johnwick64: 11:16pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
And you call this one fiction. Mtcheew |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Epeegee(m): 11:22pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Its fracture abi fraction |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 1:07am On Nov 26, 2021 |
Johnwick64: Its fiction, if it looks too real to you then I’m doing a good job. Na you come know 10 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by ashatoda: 6:18am On Nov 26, 2021 |
Omo dis thing real pass real o |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 6:55am On Nov 26, 2021 |
Kpakam: Thank you Og 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 7:05am On Nov 26, 2021 |
OP gud morning o!
pls can we get to work |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 7:12am On Nov 26, 2021 |
NoGirlfriend: Shey u sef no get work? ... Op come give us work ooooo |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 7:16am On Nov 26, 2021 |
Morning ‘Update’ boys and girls 8 Likes
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Headmaster055(m): 7:21am On Nov 26, 2021 |
@dodoatirice you are doing well. 1 Like 1 Share |
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