pocohantas:


Of course I am older than them and not their spec- thankfully so!

What exactly would I be doing with younglings that wear pencil jeans, graphic tees, earrings and cross-bags. Guys that hop into their ES 330 and start blasting Zlatan and Naira Marley’s music while driving like retards. Guys that give themselves nicknames like Splash-Money and Izu-Wire-Wire. Guys that sleep knowing someone is crying, maybe dead because of their actions. Guys that spend their lives evading and settling law enforcement agencies.

You mean I should be angry that these sets of guys do not find me desirable? I do hope your partner uses protection to knack you. This level of shallowness can easily pass for an STI.

ajericho:


So that one na Yahoo boy problem?

Is it even normal that a 18 yr old boy can't afford to rent an apartment unless he's into fraud?

I still dey wonder what these boys would have been doing if not yahoo

proeast:


That is what I also think about sometimes. The number of youths doing internet fraud now is so high. More than half of undergraduates seem to be doing it and many graduates that ordinarily would have been jobless and hopeless seem to have found solace in it. If a census of Yahoo boys are conducted today, maybe it would reveal that up to 15 million youths are into it!

It's a vicious circle indeed.

pocohantas:


Of course I am older than them and not their spec- thankfully so!

What exactly would I be doing with younglings that wear pencil jeans, graphic tees, earrings and cross-bags. Guys that hop into their ES 330 and start blasting Zlatan and Naira Marley’s music while driving like retards. Guys that give themselves nicknames like Splash-Money and Izu-Wire-Wire. Guys that sleep knowing someone is crying, maybe dead because of their actions. Guys that spend their lives evading and settling law enforcement agencies.

You mean I should be angry that these sets of guys do not find me desirable? I do hope your partner uses protection to knack you. This level of shallowness can easily pass for an STI.

pocohantas:


Don’t mistake me for your sister, Sir.




Nigeria is not even the poorest country in the world, so I wonder why the presence of yahoo boys would be the reason MANY can feed. Do yahoo boys run NGOs or what?



As usual, blame everyone but themselves. It started right from the garden of Eden when God asked Adam why he was hiding.

You mean a man, the SUPERIOR and LOGICAL gender. The gender that God created in his own image. Decided to go into CRIME, risking his life, freedom and reputation, because women (not forgetting their fish brains) are entitled?



More nonsense.

pocohantas:


You are trying so hard to be offensive and I have told you not to mistake me for your sister. I don’t have yahoo boys in my circle. Except he disguises, I can’t think of what we would be doing or discussing together.

Water and oil doesn’t mix…

If it is about the money, which I LOVE, yahoo boys do not even rival some legit hardworking men. What exactly do yahoo boys buy for their green-wig-wearing-gfs? iPhone, organic cream and small handbags. Is that what you want to use and razzle a 43yrs old woman like me in 2021? Guy, behave well abeg.

Juliusmomoh:
So pocohantas is even 43

The5DME:
[[s]20 author=Jefferyhi86 post=105869463]Baba don't mind dem, even some yahoo boiz clothes don't entice me all, just go for first grade wear, I swear some of them don't believe wen I wear a good first grade trousers for 1500 or a turkey sleeve for 3500,dem self are baffled, cos dem don't know how to price goods, [/s] e no go better for that yahoo boy when make you this bitter..... Chai,..... You're a bitter person sha

Harmony92:
God bless you for dis o esp sapele road n ogheghe. One Yahoo boy n his gf entered my shop last week u need to see d way d gf was forming ooo with her smeagol face.

Lokojatoofar:

I laugh when guys who are managing themselves decide to go for women who think they are all that because they are beautiful or whatever and then the guys turn around to say they can't find good women. Mr man, find a level headed girl and stay well with her. Many men don't want to stay at their level. The way you clam good girls are hard to find, it's same way women claim that serious and monogamous men are scarce in Nigeria yet women would not be pardoned if they do crime to get and keep a man. Many of you will not even look twice at a good girl. Mr man, people who are poorer than you are getting married every saturday

FalseProphet1:

I see you sending dm to her, I see her ignoring you, I see you attacking her on Nairaland, I see you two later becoming friends on the form, I see you calling her big aunty, I see her sending you money for school fees.

This I have seen.

thebosstrevor1:


You must be joking.

Yahoo boys are the major customers of what exactly?

So because after working for 3 years and scamming 1000 dollars, you are now the energy of the economy.

Yahoo boys are the ones making mtn, dstv and dangote cement, commercial banks and all businesses to break even.

You for add say na yahoo boys dey pay all the tax wey Nigerian government dey generate

Sir, i think that you are living in a cave

mema900:


You are completely disconnected from the realities on ground....i bet you own no business at all. I am a business man and i am telling you from experience.

I am sure person like u is currently doing ur masters in some university or probably still an undergraduate. ...Nigeria will shock you!!!

mema900:


I said they are major customers.
Then in the past, some of these things are bought by politicians(who are still yahoo boys)

What i am saying is, the major profits from these things comes from them

thebosstrevor1:


You are living in a cave

According to you the major customers of all the things you mentioned are yahoo boys.

Dude, you type like you aren't exposed. So you mean the major customers of dstv, mtn and all other businesses in Nigeria are yahoo boys while formally it was politicians.

The way you take these people so high, someone will think that Nigeria economy is runed by these street criminals doing yahoo yahoo and that the average Nigerian can't afford the things you mentioned.

I just want to inform you, that an average thug running bus parks earn more than the majority of yahoo boys in Nigeria.

thebosstrevor1:


You are living in a cave

According to you the major customers of all the things you mentioned are yahoo boys.

Dude, you type like you aren't exposed. So you mean the major customers of dstv, mtn and all other businesses in Nigeria are yahoo boys while formally it was politicians.

The way you take these people so high, someone will think that Nigeria economy is runed by these street criminals doing yahoo yahoo and that the average Nigerian can't afford the things you mentioned.

I just want to inform you, that an average thug running bus parks earn more than the majority of yahoo boys in Nigeria.

Juliusmomoh:
So pocohantas is even 43

pocohantas:


Lol. Just what I was discussing with a friend yesterday. They overrate these cretins. One dolt up there is even saying no legit hardworking men. The kind of comments or opinions you hear from yahoo boys and their fans would leave you shocked.

Nezzjnr:

Off your mic Sir before they say you aren't enlightened

Heterodox:
You must have been living with useless females

skj1377:
Your 43! Wow you need a guy o

zicoraads:

Sixfeetbelle:




It's an inside joke sha.

Year in, year out, Nairaland males always try to figure her out using different tactics and methods of bashing.

Last year, there was a particularly intense bashing that came for her and in between that period, someone who claimed he knew her offline said she was 43. Na so our Aunty Poco decided that instead of having us always guessing her age, decided she's 43.


You are allowed to do with this information what you will.

skj1377:
Ladies Above 37 year old are sweet and clean. At that age they know their body well. Some are so good in bed you will be wondering what happened why are they still single. Besides, they are almost always financially stable in fact can help a hustler financially. Most have bought their personal cars and have like few millions shouting halleluya in their bank accounts doing nothing. Some also have landed properties and houses even in Abuja. I know one that has like N20million in her account and a few landed properties. If not that am happily married I would have had a few as girlfriends. If your looking for them they are in banks, oil companies, hospitals, FMCG, NNPC, FIRS some federal government revenue generating agencies have them but i think a concentration of them can be found near Alausa in Ikeja .But please be careful some may already have a kid( with some story) as in baby mama runs. Best of luck

30naira:


Aunty, no vex, but it's the gospel truth. I'm 28, have a decent job, earn around 250k a month. Getting a decent girl for a healthy relationship is hard, believe me I have tried. The ones you meet will expect you to compete with yahoo boys. Like I can comfortably take care of a woman, but I'm not going to buy a phone worth my 2 months salary, it makes zero sense to me.
At the end I'm labeled 'stingy'. The average Nigerian lady, expecially the Gen Z and millinials want to date fraudsters, that's the simple truth. They don't care how the money comes, as long as you can buy iPhone.

DonroxyII:
I don't know why hard hustled guys attracts retrogressive girls ..... It can't be their fault but yours ..... Maybe you find the good souls girls repulsive or not woke enough for your liking ....... Many beautiful souls girls abound that can turn your 250k to 2.5M .... Maybe u sef no dey reason dem side cuz dem no dress up like dem Karishikas !!

Once a girl paint her hair green/yellow .... indecent dressings showing all her endowments and leg chains.......... I won't even price nor ask for her worth ......... I shift front
I know those buying such markets no be me .. Python wey chop wetin pass am go die ...


Once a seemingly beautiful souls is not speaking to my Core values and Principles (na dem dey disguise na cloth dem change ) ... I just run without saying goodbye ...... Make eye no see evil, e must shine wellwell !!

Shine ya eyes you sef ooo ... Wife market sef cost

30naira:



Maybe I'm fishing in the wrong river. Make I check myself first

BigJoe19:
I'm not even in Nigeria presently but I noticed that's the behaviour of most Naija girls when I came to Naija two months ago.

smasher1:


It's okay Madam