So, there is this girl that I'm currently lashing. A few weeks ago she started ignoring me but won't tell me what I did. She gave all sorts off excuse why she didn't want to talk to me.
So one day I called her with another number as soon as she picked the phone I begged her not to hang up. I started pretending to be truly hurt and crying but to my surprise real hot tears started pouring down from my eyes. It's not cuz I like this girl so much; it's cuz conji na bastard.
Anyways she finally agreed to stop being angry.

So I finally went to see her yesterday to put things back on track so that I can start benefiting again, but she was changing the topic as soon as I bring it up.
I gave up and started talking about other things like how she was doing.
Finally, she told me her birthday was coming up very soon.
What I need to know from you guys is how I would dodge spending money even to buy cake or card but I want to keep lashing her.

Nothing is free bro.
Even if na cake 5k-10k do for her.
Nothing is too small

What joblessness cannot cause does not exist.

Give her your dick on her birthday nah
She will gladly jump on it

You've already answered your question here

https://www.nairaland.com/6710337/what-when-only-just-started.

SportsHD:
You've already answered your question here

https://www.nairaland.com/6710337/what-when-only-just-started.

na she is not like that .
I can't lose this one yet.

Mtchewww....! Rubbish thread.

Is she yoruba ?

Take her out n buy her food n drink later in the day, you might end up spending less than buying a birthday cake. Avoid malls and I may breathe properly.

Imagine!
You don't want to be spending on her but you want to continue banging her. Nothing is free op

Uncle96:
Is she yoruba ?

igbo

This op na full time kolo

So you've been lashing all these while but now it's time for you to remit,you wor run leave your responsibility which is to wash the pot wey you chop beans from

PROVERBZ:
So, there is this girl that I'm currently lashing. A few weeks ago she started ignoring me but won't tell me what I did. She gave all sorts off excuse why she didn't want to talk to me.
So one day I called her with another number as soon as she picked the phone I begged her not to hang up. I started pretending to be truly hurt and crying but to my surprise real hot tears started pouring down from my eyes. It's not cuz I like this girl so much; it's cuz conji na bastard.
Anyways she finally agreed to stop being angry.

So I finally went to see her yesterday to put things back on track so that I can start benefiting again, but she was changing the topic as soon as I bring it up.
I gave up and started talking about other things like how she was doing.
Finally, she told me her birthday was coming up very soon.
What I need to know from you guys is how I would dodge spending money even to buy cake or card but I want to keep lashing her.

Juss tell her u have aid sir!!

Iamagoodgirll:
Imagine!
You don't want to be spending on her but you want to continue banging her. Nothing is free op

What do mean by "nothing is free"?
If I get you correctly,
Banging = spending, ie
Sex = money

Theres only one class of people who do sex for money... I'll leave that to your discretion

Later now, when guys start saying "most Nigerian girls are coded prostitute", you'll start crying foul, is that not the same thing you just implied with this statement??

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Favfables:


What do mean by "nothing is free"?
If I get you correctly,
Banging = spending, ie
Sex = money

Theres only one class of people who do sex for money... I'll leave that to your discretion

Later now, when guys start saying "most Nigerian girls are coded prostitute", you'll start crying foul, is that not the same thing you just implied with this statement??

what I mean by that is, clearly that's what the girl and Op is into. They're not in any relationship so you can tag them friends with benefits, but now Op wants to stop rendering his own service but wants to be receiving from the girl. He said that he's not in love with the girl neither is the girl so there's no relationship there.