Ever since my dic.k Curved upwards in C shape, my wife has been showing me attitude.

Truthfully, my dic.k was straight since birth but trouble started one evening i was woken up by hot riding from her. Although it was intense, but i really enjoyed it. I never knew that the pussy was panel beating my dic.k upwards.

The issue at hand now is that she vowed not to give me doggy again if i don't allow her to ride me.

Please nairalanders, help me with advice because am in a position to choose between breaking (loosing) my dic.k or loosing my doggy. What will you do if you were in my position?

Mtchewwwww

Curve as c shape? Photo nkoo?

garriAndsugar:
Mtchewwwww

Am confused

Ussycool:
Flat as flat?

What are you saying?

Nice write up...

So what advice do u need exactly?

Can I bang ur wife or what

Nairaland dey allow things oh

Werey plenty for this place o, eh

Werey plenty for this place fa

Wawelexy:
So what advice do u need exactly?

What should I do to save my marriage?

illicit:
Can I bang ur wife or what

Na wa o.

this op dey craze , chai laugh wan kee me

"I never knew that the pussy was panel beating my dic.k upwards"
I don laff taya

doubleE70:
this op dey craze , chai laugh wan kee me

Am in pain

This man, you go transfer abi na sabbatical.. where my good pal here with the moniker 'stupidity'

Characters full Nairaland.

Am depressed

You know, I actually read once that dicks like yours( shaped like c upwards) can give women intense orgasm. According to the paper, because the dick is curved upwards, it would keep hitting the top ridge of the female's vagina and once that point is stimulated, the pleasure increases.
So if anything, your wife should be happy but that's just a paper I read once and I don't know whether it's true or not.

LordJoffrey:
You know, I actually read once that dicks like yours( shaped like c upwards) can give women intense orgasm. According to the paper, because the dick is curved upwards, it would keep hitting the top ridge of the female's vagina and once that point is stimulated, the pleasure increases.
So if anything, your wife should be happy but that's just a paper I read once and I don't know whether it's true or not.

Maybe she likes it. But, am after my health. She may break my dick

Scientists:


Maybe she likes it. But, am after my health. She may break my dick

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww

Mercychen:
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww

As a Lady, advice me on this matter abeg

Scientists:


As a Lady, advice me on this matter abeg

Them dey come advise you. No worry. .

This one pass me cos I'm not into that kinda thing for now.

Mercychen:


Them dey come advise you. No worry. .

This one pass me cos I'm not into that kinda thing for now.

Are u a virgin?