Hndrrxxx:
That's why I got a Glock .223 and you got a TEC

AZeD1:
After a while outside the country, Nigeria feels different. The first thing you notice is the noise and heat.
From April 2019 to December 2021, I drove about 53K Km and I used my horn 5 times and the 5th time was just to disturb a friend. In Nigeria, I try not to use the horn but people use the horn as a toy.

I

There are no lane marking on some part of 3rd mainland and Oshodi - Gbagada road. Like WTF?

Nobody has billed me. All my friends are currently doing very well in Nigeria.

I don't trust Google maps in Nigeria. It hasn't be so accurate for me.

Oh lastly security makes everyone that calling me by 8pm but in my base, I go out to jog by 2am.

Did I mention the heat?

Pegi23:
The light here is something else.. I'm not use to it...and damn there is heat..I'm so sad.

AZeD1:
After a while outside the country, Nigeria feels different. The first thing you notice is the noise and heat.
From April 2019 to December 2021, I drove about 53K Km and I used my horn 5 times and the 5th time was just to disturb a friend. In Nigeria, I try not to use the horn but people use the horn as a toy.

There are no lane marking on some part of 3rd mainland and Oshodi - Gbagada road. Like WTF?

Nobody has billed me. All my friends are currently doing very well in Nigeria.

I don't trust Google maps in Nigeria. It hasn't be so accurate for me.

Oh lastly security makes everyone that calling me by 8pm but in my base, I go out to jog by 2am.

Did I mention the heat?

fabiano09:

I just coming back from panya, I want to marry you , Abi you no wan go panya? I know say you dey find ijgb to marry

gypsey:
more crap!

seguno2:


Booming economically and with government services, utilities, facilities and infrastructure maintenance? Can you please provide more details. Thanks

gypsey:
I would like to visit panya! I ve heard that word before. But i no be woman oo! Where is this panya? i can get there myself.

Hndrrxxx:
Yeah until I send you to heaven

meobizy:
Them dey Nairaland? Na toilet cleaners like Rossike and EgunMogaji2 dey make the most noise here. They should stay back in their host nations. Na empty pockets and accent dem carry come, nothing else.

Bigcowhorn:



Wait till the mechanics touch it
I have 5 generators for a reason

gypsey:
whatever kinda weed you have been smoking it isn't as strong as mine.

gypsey:
whatever kinda weed you have been smoking it isn't as strong as mine.

BigDawsNet:
I dint make it home this year, probably next year...

Right now i hav to save enough tho to think abt naija..

Lots of ma niggaz are waiting on me...

Atleast i need to put aside $15,000 for naija trip...

Soo next year ending by God grace...i will work hard and visit for 3weeks ...

May God grant ma wish

bilulu:

Oga you don't need about 7m for any naija trip, wetin you wan buy abi who you wan spend 7m on for just 3 weeks or thereabouts....

BigDawsNet:
I dint make it home this year, probably next year...

Right now i hav to save enough tho to think abt naija..

Lots of ma niggaz are waiting on me...

Atleast i need to put aside $15,000 for naija trip...

Soo next year ending by God grace...i will work hard and visit for 3weeks ...

May God grant ma wish

JeffreyJunior:
I never imagined it'd be this stressful to visit Nigeria now. It's really not worth it if it's just to visit and spend time with family.

Other countries are preventing coronavirus but our dear country is cashing out on it.

What's the idea behind the useless travel certificate that I've just paid $100 for?

The European country I will be transiting from only demanded my vaccine certificate but Naija wants people to go to one useless website to fill out form, upload documents and pay money. They don't even bother to know whether one is internet savvy or not.

I've told my people, if anyone wants to see me again, I'll rather spend $1500 on their ticket than for me to stress myself like this. I hate unnecessary stress.

BigDawsNet:


My white woman will come with me... she won't sleep over at our house ...

So she don point Eko hotel alrdy for 3weekz..


Calculate the expensive bro....

bilulu:

Oook but instead of wasting huge amount on Eko hotel I believe there re more affordable and good hotels on the island too.... After the hustling day and night where you re you don't need to waste it all in three weeks....

neykay:



Jesus! on top of Naija trip abi you wan buy land?

kingemi:
Heyo man
Damn
Shit
I just flew in from the United States of Akwa Ibom, and I must say Nigeria is lit and blessed with confused leaders.

Thank you

WTF man
Yak ndi Eyeneka Abadie

But wait oo,, Op wakanda moniker is this?

post=108968084:
Good thread.
In some other forums abroad like quora etc, you will only see people that the topic of discussion concerns making comments on the topic, commenting and giving their views and opinions,
But for our darling nation, na people wey never pass their bus stop in life not to talk of getting to the airport go dey comment upanda, disturbing the cyberspace with irrelevant rubbish that the 'abroad' people won't have any space to make their reasonable contributions....

Dijita:

I agree with you it is stressful to visit Nigeria and to return back.
I paid for passport it is not ready, paid $300(couple) for travel certificate and was collected at point of entry. had to find a way to get proof of passport application before i can avoid paying bribe to board my plane back. Had to do 3 test in a space of 2 weeks. one before leaving here and 2 in Nigeria. All negative. When you add all these expenses it adds up to close to $1000 for couple. Imagine how many people I could help with such an amount.

izombie:
I arrived naija 21 December. I must say that things are worse than when I arrived in december 2019. All the tarred roads in my home town that I used to brag are now very bad. Rain don wash off everything. As I am typing now people are still gathering for my house for end of the year stuff. The please help me crew don dey arrive early. Na me and them tonight. I am going somewhere tomorrow to meet a potential wife.
I have changed my return ticket to the 9th of January because of how worse naija has gotten. I was supposed to stay until the 19th of January.
Finally all I have to say is that people in naija dey try to still live here. It's worse than a zoo. I have seen animals behave better than nigerians in traffic.
This country no be joke o but babes dey make am bearable. Finally I must say that there is no more good women in Nigeria so far as you are loaded. I rest here. Can't wait for the 9th.