Omo! I felt like going back like 30 mins after I landed. Can you imagine the Arrival lounge of Nnamdi Azikiwe was locked and those Customs Officials were busy shining teeth.

Plus e be like say the heat come be Pro Max. Can't wait to go back abeg!

Thank God I met my family in peace and good health.

OmegaAutos:


Why do u need something hoooooooge to come home. You dont need to come show off, just lay low and leave when its time. Dont let societal expectation deprive u of ur jore jare. If dem tax u, if u no get nobody will arrest u

Bro, my white fiance wants to come home with me... she has alrdy picked Eko hotel due to her boss visit to naija and dey all lodge at eko hotel...

They told her to pick Eko hotel
So shes dependin on dat

Calculate the expenses bro for 3weeks or more and other expenses across the Lagos island
Then ma street niggaz are waiting on me also...

I may not spend all the $15k but i hav to hav that cash on ma account before i book retuen ticket from LAX to Lag

GodIsBiafran:
Low self-esteem is the major problem of Ghanaian artists. This is why they will never grow.

If you don't have self-confidence, you can never survive the music game. The music game is not for weak a-$$ sissies who want someone else to push their music for them. For example, have you ever seen Rema begging Wizkid or Burna to push his music? Did FireboyDML cry when Wizkid did not invite him to O2 arena? Instead Fireboy hustled to get Ed Sheeran to feature in his music. Do you see Arya Starr crying that Tiwa and TEMs are not pushing her music? Rather she is focused, releasing hits after hits. Even portable is all over Lagos pushing his craft without giving a fvck what people think. Nigerians are built different. We believe in ourselves. That is why you will never see a Ghanaian in the MMA. Meanwhile Kamaru and Israel are top dogs there. Any endeavor that requires strong-will and individual self belief, Nigerians will ALWAYS surpass you. Ghana go and sleep. Not in this life. Maybe in another life you can compete with Nigeria.

As a "former citizen of that God forsaken country called Nigeria", which I have disowned for the new Yorubaland Nation, am saying with all the points you raised, why hasn't Nigeria sent a rocket to the moon?

Hndrrxxx:
If I catch you in the trap, I'ma whack you. I catch you in the traffic, boy, I'ma whack you

Mad people every where. go whack ya papa first for given birth to a disgrace like you.

Hndrrxxx:
I can promise you that

What? Your weed are stronger than mine?

bilulu:

Oga you don't need about 7m for any naija trip, wetin you wan buy abi who you wan spend 7m on for just 3 weeks or thereabouts....

7 what? de ting taya pesin oo! abi he want buy land?

Alcatel17:


Guys this is a big thief.... lalasticlala please ban this criminal ip

Brother did you pay any money to him?

Since I came back from Ijebu-Ode, it’s been hell on Earth.

Everybody in Lagos seems to be in a hurry

Very impatient lots

Can’t wait to return.

.

shevchenko:
You guys don't share any info. The poster may use it and lcoate where u are from to steal from you and rob u.Be careful .Naija is bad

Exactly keep quiet guys dont say anything these idiots dey find market

Iliveforever:


None of us wants to eat ur vulture meat

You are spot on my brother....

That guy nu know say he's irrelevant in the scheme of things

Iliveforever:


None of us wants to eat ur vulture meat

Seconded
If you like become Nairaland mopol officer
None of us wants to eat poisonous meat

tradepunter:


You are spot on my brother....

That guy nu know say he's irrelevant in the scheme of things

Shey no be that yeye bbqgriller?
Very yeye man calling himself a woman
He don turn to bobrisky in order to protect his gender status due to his evil deeds and stupid support for the callous government

To crown it all, any small thing, he would switch to his alternate account known as NLPoliceWoman crying to the mod.


Shameless man ([b][/b])

BigDawsNet:


Bro, my white fiance wants to come home with me... she has alrdy picked Eko hotel due to her boss visit to naija and dey all lodge at eko hotel...

They told her to pick Eko hotel
So shes dependin on dat

Calculate the expenses bro for 3weeks or more and other expenses across the Lagos island
Then ma street niggaz are waiting on me also...

I may not spend all the $15k but i hav to hav that cash on ma account before i book retuen ticket from LAX to Lag

I got ur point now, but next time instead of eko hotel u can get cool places via airbnb.
Wish u all the best, regards to your white babe, hope she is level headed?

77star:

Shey no be that yeye bbqgriller?
Very yeye man calling himself a woman
He don turn to bobrisky in order to protect his gender status due to his evil deeds and stupid support for the callous government

To crown it all, any small thing, he would switch to his alternate account known as NLPoliceWoman crying to the mod.


Shameless man ([b][/b])

Forgive him, cuz he's hella confused

Someone just told me about Togo today.

fancyhandsome:
My brother it's well, since I arrived from TOGO to Nigeria its like I left a huge comfort zone to be suffering here..

Togo is new African London and can't wait to be back

2braithe:


Pumpumking just came back from London

No offeinse

tradepunter:


Forgive him, cuz he's hella confused

Did you know I tried to impersonate him
And cloned his account


And then use it to cleanse his evil deeds


I started pleading with pple on his behalf,


Some forgave, some insult

Upon sighting the moniker, Na straight he reported to the mods.

.they had to ban the account till 2030


Very yeye man

If you know how many mentions I dey receive a day, he go shock you

Na from there I know say many pple hate him


, aunty MANNA
Dem MANNA, NLPoliceWoman

Wherever you are, I just want you to know that you have attracted curse to urself

I pity ur children

Where these Abroad - based Nigerians ? abeg make una help me to follow una comot wen una dey return oh, I tired for this our Nigeria. I already feel like runaway. Lolz

gypsey:
Mad people every where. go whack ya papa first for given birth to a disgrace like you.

send me your location cuz I'm speeding, I've got no patience until you are found dead

Honestly, i intended to come but i had to halt my plan due to insecurity in Nigeria
Omo I'm scared like! I'll just put u guys in my prayers here.

OmegaAutos:


I got ur point now, but next time instead of eko hotel u can get cool places via airbnb.
Wish u all the best, regards to your white babe, hope she is level headed?

..

She's mentally Strong and understanding...

I'm weighing my options towards December trip... Tho it's likely she will support our journey

BigDawsNet:
..

She's mentally Strong and understanding...

I'm weighing my options towards December trip... Tho it's likely she will support our journey

Cool...regards to her

BigDawsNet:
I dint make it home this year, probably next year...

Right now i hav to save enough tho to think abt naija..

Lots of ma niggaz are waiting on me...

Atleast i need to put aside $15,000 for naija trip...

Soo next year ending by God grace...i will work hard and visit for 3weeks ...

May God grant ma wish

What do you need $15,000 for a trip to Nigeria for? Isn't that too much? Are you planning to start building a house as soon as you land? Or may be you're planning 5o travel with wife and kids, cos just $5k should cover your trip if you stay low key and avoid those that only want to take from you even if they don't know you.

If you plan on staying in $500 per night hotels, that's a different ballgame entirely. There are nice AirBnB locations everywhere in Nigeria you can look up to save on accomodation costs if u want your privacy and avoid some family you don't want to see bro.

MemoriesAndMe:


What do you need $15,000 for a trip to Nigeria for? Isn't that too much? Are you planning to start building a house as soon as you land? Or may be you're planning 5o travel with wife and kids, cos just $5k should cover your trip if you stay low key and avoid those that only want to take from you even if they don't know you.

If you plan on staying in $500 per night hotels, that's a different ballgame entirely. There are nice AirBnB locations everywhere in Nigeria you can look up to save on accomodation costs if u don't want your privacy and avoid some family you don't want to see bro.

$15k is just a rough estimate...I may likely only spend 70% of that on the trip...

I may have to consider the $500/p... I'm coming with my woman...and she will only reside at that expensive and 100%secure and safety hotel on the island... That's her only decision....

Return Flights tickets Delta airlines...it's pretty expensive
Tours expenses across Nigeria.... It's a visit and tourist purpose for her...

LesbianBoy:
Make una gist us oooooooo

So that those of us wey no gree come back will know whether we go happy or vex

everything just they stew here for obosi and enugu,we good bro.

HRprof:

Easer said than done, one day you will be tired of staying in another man’s country like most of them that came back after 30 years told us.
Travel and seeeee

This is very true, there is no place like home.

If only the government will tackle the insecurity problem, many of us will troop home.

No light or bad roads is truly a non issue, I go light candle or do what other 9jas are doing, for bad roads, we will manage it together……but that security thing eh, e bi as e get.

Sometimes I have come to realize that, Nigerians living in Nigeria have double Grace.

The other issue is mosquitoes and opportunistic diseases. If you have lived abroad for sometime, your body immunity will start losing defenses for malaria and these other diseases because they are now foreign to the body compared to a Nigerian living in Nigeria.

If one come back, there will be that long learning period for your body to adjust and build their defenses back, in between you might catch something that is foreign to your body that may knock you out for a while.