TUTU147:
Na so I enter one restaurant like that when fine fine girl dey serve food,I just ordered vegetable soup and goat meat.The girls dey smile with me oooo and I dey happy for my mind.After I finished eating I call one of them to come and collect money,me I feel say as egusi soup and semo be 500, vegetable go be like 700,I was shock when the girl tell me say my money na 1600 with bottle water.Omo I no no when I shout for wetin,no be a plate una give me.na so the madam come out dey ask what is the problem,I happily dey explain to her and she said that is the price, come still dey ask the girl if I collect extra.I look up and down I no no what to say.Na so I think transfer money give them.since that day til today I dey always ask about the price of food before I eat.

Interesting - how much would you have spent on the same food at a local restaurant ?

Very expensive restaurants, if they offer me their food for free, I will decline most of those food.

TUTU147:
Na so I enter one restaurant like that when fine fine girl dey serve food,I just ordered vegetable soup and goat meat.The girls dey smile with me oooo and I dey happy for my mind.After I finished eating I call one of them to come and collect money,me I feel say as egusi soup and semo be 500, vegetable go be like 700,I was shock when the girl tell me say my money na 1600 with bottle water.Omo I no no when I shout for wetin,no be a plate una give me.na so the madam come out dey ask what is the problem,I happily dey explain to her and she said that is the price, come still dey ask the girl if I collect extra.I look up and down I no no what to say.Na so I think transfer money give them.since that day til today I dey always ask about the price of food before I eat.

No dey ask for price of wetin you wan put for your belle... O wrong nau, it's your money... Chop it anyhow

Lol. I went out January first to a restaurant that matches everything youve said and I can confirm the food was thrash.

Spent over 50k on a full platter and the only thing I could stomach was the ice fish repackaged as 'grilled fish.'

And na my last card be that oh. I was trying to impress this girl. In the end I just felt like crying

My bro you got it right

You missed when they bring 3 menus ..

St micheals always gives me 3 menus anytime I go there .

One for desert and starter then on for drinks and one for main course ...

All the mebues are carved wooden covers o




But I like eating there sha

Op, you try... Let him that hath ears hear!

Nor be everywhere guyman dey shook head enter all in the name of impressing babe!

You might think worst case scenario, your 15k last card in your Visa card will handle it... When bill show, your eyes go clear! When you see bill of 95k, you will deeply understand the meaning of 5-Star!!!

This is 2022... Guys, no go dey do pass yourself!!!

WHITELIGHTER:


Especially when e nu be ur money...

U mean like that $1000 Valentine restaurant. ...........The rich and the affluent say u ain't paying for the ridiculously expensive FOOD but for the connection u ho make. A mean even the underboss of Nigerian mafia might be dining thier sef


On a serious note, I will pay top dollar to eat premium sushi in a restaurant....this has nothing to do with anything...just my passion

I reject poverty, in Jesus' name...

southsouthking:
I rep mama put for now.

ose.i dey feel you.i wonder why guys find it uncomfortable to take their babes to buka, join que, when it's your turn order for what you want and put your plate through a wooden hole to take your rice or swallow.i guarantee you that you won't spend up to ₦1k


I don't understand why people go to fancy restaurants where the food is barely enough,you cannot take one more plate or order for more,you cannot feel free and relaxed.abegiiii

My breakfast.
5 ounce of caviar+espresso coffee at a proper degree+ mutton+ fresh baked cookies+ dash of veggies.
And Yours
Fried beans cake+1 day old half loaf of bread+ Water.
All that is required is give thanks of gratitude to God for what he provided.

Lol

We already had a restaurant charging $1000 per meal, someone has to be careful with how they use their legs waka enter any business these days . Thanks for the info, @op

Nigerians want to turn this country into a land for a rich man alone, meanwhile majority of citizens are poor.

Donaluta:
Na Una dey yab Twitter as place weh people dey lie.. yet na Una dey carry wetin those liars post dey come nairaland

Scroll down on nairaland front page make you read the disclaimer for there.

Abi you think say most people wey dey here no dey twitter or even be influencers for twitter?

Sanmel:
No dey ask for price of wetin you wan put for your belle... O wrong nau, it's your money... Chop it anyhow

Hmmm so that I go use my weekly transport eat for one day

Shiro at Land mark.
La Tarvena in V I
Those two have given me bills that shocked me.
Avoid Raddison Blu VI.


These places I mentioned are worth it if you have the money.
The ambience at Shiro is something else.

vision2050:
Last last plate washer

If the consequence of eating and not paying is washing plates, pple go full the restaurant!!

What will take me to see the toilet when I have seen all the red flags? I go japa. No me no toilet.

OP What do you mean by Ajah/Sangotedo is not island? Your brain must be paining you.

Simply Look Before You Leap.
You don't jump into a swimming pool when you cannot swim.

This reminds me of that I go dye joke "for snail"

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ScamHunter:
My dear, I entered one today. Imagine a plate of fufu and soup for #500 in this Buhari regime.

Not this kind of restaurant oga. Na brokenness dey do u.
The day I visited uyo and decided to eat at the tropicana, I entered one restaurant there. The menu was like journal as described by OP. The least price on the menu was about 3k or so. I just stood up and left

Sanmel:
Lol..
A nairalander took me to one around NNPC, not an expensive place though, ordered for 2 plates of poundo yam, egusi soup and turkey.. I decided to ask how much per plate and the waiter said ₦5,500.. My appetite just run immediately and then I told him to bring just one plate.. I ate little out of that one..
I just pity the guy sha because to me he had already spent enough before he ordered that meal.

most of these fancy restaurant places, their food always taste thrash meanwhile they focus all their attention on the interiors and exteriors of the environment, of which they pay their staff poorly.omo I'll choose a buka anyday to fancy restaurant


Reminds me of a day I was around Eko hotel and suites,I was thirsty and hungry so i walked into the restaurant Side of the hotel.i asked them How much is bottled water, they were hesitant in answering me.they just said I should go and sit down and relax that the waiter will bring the water and food.fortunately for me I told him to bring the water first.he asked can I open it sir? I said hold on,I glanced at the menu.1 bottle of water wey them dey sell for ₦100 inside hold up or in small retail shops,them call am ₦1k! I exclaimed ₦1 thousand ?

I had to ask do you mean the entire carton of water or just this bottled water? He said the bottle water.omo,I told him to excuse me,I talked to my legs immediately.i left the vicinity completely.at that point I wasn't interested in the food any longer

Well I don't mind spending a few notes, just for the fun.

therajah:

If the consequence of eating and not paying is washing plates, pple go full the restaurant!!

they don't wash plates o

They get them arrested.they already know Nigerians will try that stunt and that's why they have security guards in almost every part of the restaurant

Expensive restaurants are for rich only u eat a plate 15k above

Affordable men clothing payment on delivery

candidladyTemp:



The mama Cass part made me laugh so mad...


Whenever iam in karu... Melvino is where ipass time... After enough marigold we head straight to mama Cass around orange village maraba to place crazy orders...



Modified:; FTC I dedicate this to all those going through whatever heartbreak...

Just take a chill pill and lit some marigold!!!

Come here mek I show u levels, Abuja still dey learn for the true capital of naija!

Ekez:
Mehn I have been there

When the bill come cold catch me

Babe be like""what's it ,
I said nothing

Reminds me of the night I went to jevnik In PH to chop..after we don set orders for two plates of assorted ofensala, as take away, bill enter... I look my friend laugh....Na packaging be business sha.

Same place, a table next to ours, one guy carry babe show, The babe chop the food small, they stood up and left... the look on the guy's face can kill a lion..

vivalavida:


Not this kind of restaurant oga. Na brokenness dey do u.
The day I visited uyo and decided to eat at the tropicana, I entered one restaurant there. The menu was like journal as described by OP. The least price on the menu was about 3k or so. I just stood up and left

Imagine 3k a plate for this bUhari gournment

kowalsky:
Lol. I went out January first to a restaurant that matches everything youve said and I can confirm the food was thrash.

Spent over 50k on a full platter and the only thing I could stomach was the ice fish repackaged as 'grilled fish.'

And na my last card be that oh. I was trying to impress this girl. In the end I just felt like crying

Oga to slap you dey hungry me

ScamHunter:


Imagine 3k a plate for this bUhari gournment

The least oooo

undiluted truth