Lifewasgood:
Na so I smart that year carry my girl, my guy and girl say make we go eat buffet Asian Town PH. 4 people eat 4 plate with one Andre and one can Fanta and normal 4 bottle waters, bill come out 46k. I nor fit vex come out cos na me carry people comot, inside me na die I dey.

Donaluta:
Na Una dey yab Twitter as place weh people dey lie.. yet na Una dey carry wetin those liars post dey come nairaland

Ekez:
Mehn I have been there

When the bill come cold catch me

Babe be like""what's it ,
I said nothing

elonmuskbaby:
the Lebanese restaurants too are relatively affordable.when I went to one I bought 1 plate of fried rice and chicken ₦2500.their meat pie Na ₦300 and the good thing is their foods are tasty.the outside looks equisite though but there are no security to usher you inside.i guess it's for the grassroot and middle income earners.same thing with the restaurants in ShopRite and Silverbird cinemas but in this life no do pass yourself o.e get why

elonmuskbaby:
were you a waiter there? were you paid in commensurate measure to the services you put in THERE? Were you respected and treated with dignity? Those are what counts even if it's on contract basis.meanwhile even if you collect ₦500 million per month as salary or via buisnness.i mean the one you worked for o not proceeds of stolen wealth from government or innocent people, there's a way you will spend money.its people who got their money through violence, cheating or stealing that spend money wastefully like that.theres an addage that says once you fetch water and carry it on your head from the stream YOU WILL KNOW THE VALUE OF EVERY DROP

elonmuskbaby:
I asked o.i no dey shy for all those things


The thing is if you work for your money,there are somethings you will find unreasonably expensive and wasteful.how I go spend ₦20k on beans and dodo wey be say if I go market,I won't spend more than ₦2k in buying the ingredients for beans and dodo

WriterNig:
@Lord_Of_Saarl tweeted;



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Or just use google and save yourself the stress


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Mom007:

You didn't understand the concept of buffet bros. Even if you guys ate one piece of meat each with pure water, ba that same money una go pay o. Buffet is chop till you can chop no more. The price per person is fixed and you get to eat as much as you can... You just can't take anything out as take away. I hope this helped.

pretydiva:
Food wey sweet, na better money kill am

asto70:
which of Hadley Chase do you have ?

Cheeryfeet:
cold catch you inside call

therajah:

If the consequence of eating and not paying is washing plates, pple go full the restaurant!!

tonididdy:

I never go Lebanese oh, I think they won't be different from Indian. Right? Spices and sh*t?

tonididdy:


But some people can't cook and will not eat in a hut or an eyesore environment.

Lol it's the price that comes with the lifestyle!

elonmuskbaby:
why you go dey go those kain place when Iya modina canteen dey,Amala Skye,olorun Ose buka etc.1 spoon of rice ₦100 .by the time you don chop ₦300 (3 serving spoons of rice) with ₦200 meat and one cold pure water you don dey alright but Na una go dey go fancy restaurant where them go do all the efizy by the time them bring food sef you no go know when the food finish,fiam them don Bill you ₦50k on top say the food no belleful you

Emi Ke? I'm a fan of buka o.ni kini

Baawaa:
I like local food than all these overrated restaurants, where I eat goat meat and amala with 1.5k

MARYIAN:

lolzz,i love this your format die True fact dear,i don't do restaurants again oh.

Sirmuel1:
I'm just laughing here. You are so on point.

I enter one African restaurant one day, I order Pounded Yam, Vegetable soup, with 2 Goat meat. The food sweet oh, but when them bring bill, I nearly cry.

elonmuskbaby:
yes o.them Sabi pack spices in their foods and it has a distinct/noticeable smell.

AoifeNightfall:


If the restaurant name starts with "le" better run.

tonididdy:

I can't stand smell!

WriterNig:
@Lord_Of_Saarl tweeted;



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vision2050:
Last last plate washer