FatherOfJesus:
They banned your useless church
Loser

They banned religions meddling with their political affairs, it's misinformed Churchgoers that goes into politics, true disciples of Christ don't go into politics.
That's why you need to calm down and learn!

MaxInDHouse:


Because they banned religions meddling in their political affairs doesn't mean they have stopped believing in the supernatural.
That's what was misinterpreted!

They banned your people because they don't want your idiotic ideologies to thrive..

They see you people as stupid people

MaxInDHouse:

They banned religions meddling with their political affairs, it's misinformed Churchgoers that goes into politics, true disciples of Christ don't go into politics.
That's why you need to calm down and learn!

I can't learn from an idiot who doesn't know that China is 70% atheists and Tha Jehovah witness is a usuelsss church

MaxInDHouse:


Which is factual and which is heresay?

Come on, the same Google will give you answer if you ask for the distance between planets Earth and Mars, surely you will swallow that hook line and sinker but when it says Bode Thomas barked to death due to the curse from a Yorùbá monarch you want to doubt it and you think that makes you wise, shey?

Whether you like it or not you are going to Islamic and Christian Hell.
I just googled it

FatherOfJesus:
I can't learn from an idiot who doesn't know that China is 70% atheists and Tha Jehovah witness is a usuelsss church

No wahala, go and live with them nah!

Elluminated:

Whether you like it or not you are going to Islamic and Christian Hell. I just googled it

Well there is just one hell for everyone: GRAVE!

MaxInDHouse:


No wahala, go and live with them nah!

E pain you, your church is banned in China because you people are viruses

FatherOfJesus:
E pain you, your church is banned in China because you people are viruses

China banned religions meddling with their politics, if you're not stupid that should tell you that they once accomodated all religions before they discovered that some are disturbing their peace.
So humble yourself and learn you fool!

MaxInDHouse:

Well there is just one hell for everyone: GRAVE!

You are a blatant Liar Sir
You're definitely going to Islamic hell
Google is my witness, accept Islam and be saved...
4200+ religions, sorry, confusions and still counting but you feel your Confusion is number one, according to Holy google it's actually a mental disorder termed "Super Me" visit Holy google to find out more Sir.

Elluminated:

You are a blatant Liar Sir
You're definitely going to Islamic hell
Google is my witness, accept Islam and be saved...
4200+ religions, sorry, confusions and still counting but you feel your Confusion is number one, according to Holy google it's actually a mental disorder termed "Super Me" visit Holy google to find out more Sir.

OK you're here to crack some jokes right?

I thought you guys are serious about what you posted i don't know you love cracking jokes too. Well if that's what you want there's no problem. Let's crack some jokes!

MaxInDHouse:

China banned religions meddling with their politics, if you're not stupid that should tell you that they once accomodated all religions before they discovered that some are disturbing their peace.
So humble yourself and learn you fool!

China banned Jehovah witness, because they are useless.
Because they are morons with useless ideologies

MaxInDHouse:


OK you're here to crack some jokes right?

I thought you guys are serious about what you posted i don't know you love cracking jokes too. Well if that's what you want there's no problem. Let's crack some jokes!

E pain am

Useless church banned in China

Gbenga doesn't need up to 500k to verify the potency of juju, let him go to Ìjẹ̀bú-igbó and touch their deities without permission then he will become Nigeria's president, my vote alone will do. He's free to sell Nigeria and collect the money as pay off for the adventure!

FatherOfJesus:
E pain am
Useless church banned in China

Go and live with Chinese, no wahala!

MaxInDHouse:


OK you're here to crack some jokes right?

Actually, I'm more than a comedian...I learnt from the greatest comics of all time who created your religion and were benevolent enough to give you a comic book to keep you reminded everyday of what an artist they were.
I did my I.T around 6th Century BCE in the Middle East, as at that time, further east the Chinese were building the great walls, forgive our ignorance, we weren't aware of that feat due to the lack of Holy Google as at that time, so pardon us if we skipped adding it in our satirical work of art. We are also sorry for not including the great pyramids in our book due to our shortsightedness and because we didn't fancy it at all and we had better things to do like tending to our goats which was essential for our survival.

MaxInDHouse:
Gbenga doesn't need up to 500k to verify the potency of juju, let him go to Ìjẹ̀bú-igbó and touch their deities without permission then he will become Nigeria's president, my vote alone will do. He's free to sell Nigeria and collect the money as pay off for the adventure!

Shut up, atheist China banned your useless church.
China doesn't want gathring of fools in the name of Jehovah witness

MaxInDHouse:

Go and live with Chinese, no wahala!

They banned your church, they don't want animals in human skin to come indoctrinate their people with jargons

Elluminated:

Actually, I'm more than a comedian...I learnt from the greatest comics of all time who created your religion and were benevolent enough to give you a comic book to keep you reminded everyday of what an artist they were.
I did my I.T around 6th Century BCE in the Middle East, as at that time, further east the Chinese were building the great walls, forgive our ignorance, we weren't aware of that feat due to the lack of Holy Google as at that time, so pardon us if we skipped adding it in our satirical work of art. We are also sorry for not including the great pyramids in our book due to our shortsightedness and because we didn't fancy it at all and we had better things to do like tending to our goats which was essential for our survival.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, you know Chinese have something to sell for their adventure after regulating religion so what is the result of your Holy Google in your own gathering?

FatherOfJesus:
They banned your church, they don't want animals in human skin to come indoctrinate their people with jargons

Your mental state can be noticed in your thread where you specifically say you don't exist. Sorry i'm not the source of your insanity!

MaxInDHouse:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, you know Chinese have something to sell for their adventure after regulating religion so what is the result of your Holy Google in your own gathering?

The truth is only an open mind can deduct sense from facts.
Holy Google as my witness a f.ool wil sayeth I maketh no sense.

Elluminated:

The truth is only an open mind can deduct sense from facts.
Holy Google as my witness a f.ool wil sayeth I maketh no sense.

Nay! thou hath no fool brethren, thou hath makesth the greatest sense with thy Holy Google!

MaxInDHouse:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, you know Chinese have something to sell for their adventure after regulating religion so what is the result of your Holy Google in your own gathering?

I don't have a gathering, sheeps need gatherings, but as the I am that I am.
Holy google as my witness, a day doesn't go by where you don't benefit from the work of various Humans who share in my sentiment, the phone and internet you are using for a start.
I'm just unfortunate to live in a geographical location where quantitative reasoning is very low and among individuals who took our satirical work of art from 6th Century BCE as nonfiction.
Well I won't blame them because they need our fiction to have a sense of solace because without our fiction who do they blame for all there actions?
But with our fiction they can easily blame god/satan for there incompetence and weak mindset.

MaxInDHouse:

Your mental state can be noticed in your thread where you specifically say you don't exist. Sorry i'm not the source of your insanity!

I don't babe mental state because I am stating the obviously. You can't do Jehovah witness activities in China.
Jehovah witness cannot constitute nuisance there

Elluminated:

I don't have a gathering, sheeps need gatherings, but as the I am that I am.
Holy google as my witness, a day doesn't go by where you don't benefit from the work of various Humans who share in my sentiment, the phone and internet you are using for a start.
I'm just unfortunate to live in a geographical location where quantitative reasoning is very low and among individuals who took our satirical work of art from 6th Century BCE as nonfiction.
Well I won't blame them because they need our fiction to have a sense of solace because without our fiction who do they blame for all there actions?
But with our fiction they can easily blame god/satan for there incompetence and weak mindset.

Thy double response to same post causeth a prolong of unnecessary fruitlessness, please brethren thinkesth thou well before makesth thy comment!

FatherOfJesus:
I don't babe mental state because I am stating the obviously. You can't do Jehovah witness activities in China.
Jehovah witness cannot constitute nuisance there

Go and live in China, no wahala!

MaxInDHouse:

Thy double response to same post causeth a prolong of unnecessary fruitlessness, please brethren thinkesth thou well before makesth thy comment!

Verily I say unto thee, if thy couldath goeth back in time 6th Century BCE middle east and giveth them herdsmen the technology of Holy Google.
Thou would have by now been a Google Witness (GW), thy paradise would have been in the clouds. Thy would be given 2TB worth of space in the clouds to stay forever as long as Holy Servers remain active.

Elluminated:

Verily I say unto thee, if thy couldath goeth back in time 6th Century BCE middle east and giveth them herdsmen the technology of Holy Google.
Thou would have by now been a Google Witness (GW), thy paradise would have been in the clouds. Thy would be given 2TB worth of space in the clouds to stay forever as long as Holy Servers remain active.

Can't thy holy google taketh thou back so that thou mayest take selfies and videos of Nebuchadnezzar and the Babylonian kingdom?

MaxInDHouse:

Go and live in China, no wahala!

E pain am, China messed the morons up

FatherOfJesus:
E pain am, China messed the morons up

You this psychopath, who will tell you that you exist when you say you don't?

MaxInDHouse:

You this psychopath, who will tell you that you exist when you say you don't?

China kicked your ass.
Because your church is a mental cancer

Who wants people who reason like simpletons in their sane society

MaxInDHouse:

Can't thy holy google taketh thou back so that thou mayest take selfies and videos of Nebuchadnezzar and the Babylonian kingdom?

Holy Is thou o yee Google, thy mare mortal challengeth thy capacity. Returneth an error message when next thy consult thee for information.

Holy google has not denied the feasibility of time travel, who knows thy supreme will giveth thee thy knowledge in the future.

Max, I will say this to you once and I hope it sinks in, you Max is currently alive, a time will come when you Max will die, you are solely responsible for all your actions during this life, please always remember, actions have consequences, do your specie a favor by engaging in activities that will ensure that the human race survive our inevitable destruction by the dying sun in the future. Stop taking the human race back to the 6th Century BCE when goat herders weren't even aware that the earth is spherical and didn't know where it goes when it sets. For the love of mankind let us advance as a race.

FatherOfJesus:
China kicked your ass.
Because your church is a mental cancer

Who wants people who reason like simpletons in their sane society

Chai see wahala for Okpoko!
I say "go and live with Chinese nah"
Àbí you want to deprive people here of their human rights?