Senomii:
This guy na big liar sha
Naija girls wey dia body be like firewood and sand paper, you go dey suffer dey fvck human being with all ur strength and destiny and she no go cum till you die

Good morning, how many girls have you met?

BoredBerry:
I'm expecting money too!

Madam, you're funny. I've been following your comments on the posted about a girl having feelings for her male bestie...hilarious personality.

jonaifame22:
We started dating in January.

She cries and whines on my bed like she has just heard the news of the passing of a loved one.

I call on seun to do something about this madness of sexxxxx on this platform kids visit nairaland too except seun is planning to turn nairaland to a porn story telling site at least put 18plus

Nonexisting:
All these epistles just to tell us that your girlfriend cries during sex? Oga, your plans of making my dick rise this morning will not work because I am expecting someone to bring me money and that's where my mind is now.

Lol.. Nibo latun jasi bayi ni aro kutukutu. You people no go kill person for this nairaland abeg.

Nonexisting:
All these epistles just to tell us that your girlfriend cries during sex? Oga, your plans of making my dick rise this morning will not work because I am expecting someone to bring me money and that's where my mind is now.

lols

ObamaMessi:
I feel like to vomit.I can't imagine myself putting my tongue into that dirty hole....I better die standing.

Wow, I tink ure missing out!

Blame just ur babe...@dirty hole.

IbrahimSkiba:




YOU ARE IRRITATING

For stating his experience figuratively?

Nih! I don't tink so

annyplenty:


You met in January and by march, she has started crying and whining on your bed.

the kind of thread people bring to Nairalend really tells alot about this generation

Like Too early?

VirileNelly2420:


For stating his experience figuratively?

Nih! I don't tink so

That's your opinion, not mine.

IbrahimSkiba:


That's your opinion, not mine.

Indeed! An uninformed opinion!

Ocholu:


And when you cum dear OP; you come to your genuine senses. Thoughts of "why did I dive in raw" emasculate your medulla.

Both of y'all. Sitting quiet in the dark wanky room. The echoes of diapers, milk, bills, take the bliss away.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Killjoy!!

VirileNelly2420:


Indeed! An uninformed opinion!

Exactly!!!!

hahahahahaha

and it switches off the switch that supplies power to ur socket

BoredBerry:
Superb!!! Excellent!!!

You're a good writer...

I don't know why this reminded me of my ex-boyfriend and I?

He's a Muslim... I'm petite... I couldn't have sex with him cause of the pain...

You are a muslim too Fati2001


I know how you screamed wayooo allah! when being smashed.