I de go see my native doctor now, sorry private doctor. This thing is becoming too much, why they no go give me post self? Am I from Congo Republic?

GEJ! If u think na juju,den u dnt hav to wori sebi OBJ stil dey? Consult am. U think say to rule nija na small thing?

jona is givin a reason 4 his slow performance, juju. Ok if u lyk mr presido afta 4yrs tell us na juju make u no work, na white man juju we go use remove you.

babangida lost his wife after living in aso rock. mary abacha lost his husband while living in aso rock. obasanjo lost his wife while living in aso rock. yar adua's wife left with her husband from aso rock. when nigerians were dying from bombs and machetes of boko haram, jonathan and his wife told us those ppl died for our democracy so if any member of joe's family kick bucket or GP tank, we will add their names on the list of those who died for our democracy. no shaking.

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babangida lost his wife after living in aso rock. mary abacha lost his husband while living in aso rock. obasanjo lost his wife while living in aso rock. yar adua's wife left with her husband from aso rock. when nigerians were dying from bombs and machetes of boko haram, jonathan and his wife told us those ppl died for our democracy so if any member of joe's family kick bucket or GP tank, we will add their names on the list of those who died for our democracy. no shaking.

Guy man no wan die !

@Mt.naija:I knew it! Looking for scape goat for his utter failure.
Buhari & CPC must be behind this potent. I thoght he belongs to the great fraternity of Ogboni?

No he is not our member,he refuse to follow the instruction of his seniors,am sorry for him because he is so empty that power will soon go back to the north when they finish him with Juju,his vice will take over. Been a president of any nation is not same as been in your bedroom with your wife.

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Its normal thing am sure GEJ will get used to things
Even a new apprentice in Idumata experience stuff like that sometimes lol
There is no juju but the fear of juju
GEJ is just remembering the things her mama warned him about

I've been suspecting this long, Mr. President should reinforce and match power for power, TB Joshua is there for Christians and there are powerful native doctors for traditionalist.  Its a pity.

I hope they won't start blaming the failure of govt on juju too.

there is always an excuse from this PDP team ,if it is not niger delta,it is boko haram,if not it is cabal now it is JUJU mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew i laff in kanuri. drunk ass nation. we got the leaders we deserve

Codswallop, if juju is truthfully functioning they should contest it on boko haram members and, why disturbing our [s]incompetent bungling inept unapt unskilled and ineffectual[/s] president?

He think say to rule Naija na beans. Abeg enough of all these excuse for incompetence. If he no fit make he handover.

Every Nigeria Politician is into one Religious or Fetish stuff .

GEJ should keep shut,get protection and do his JOB.

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babangida lost his wife after living in aso rock. mary abacha lost his husband while living in aso rock. obasanjo lost his wife while living in aso rock. yar adua's wife left with her husband from aso rock. when nigerians were dying from bombs and machetes of boko haram, jonathan and his wife told us those ppl died for our democracy so if any member of joe's family kick bucket or GP tank, we will add their names on the list of those who died for our democracy. no shaking.

i really buy the idea and the evident "law of Moses" application. the worst was when corpers died, he said they were martyrs and die for the Nation. i can never forget the statement, but i pray he leaves aso rock healthy and fulfilled. although, he definitely knows how to deal with issues, has he not seen things, during his journey to the presidency

Juju in Aso Rock,must i laugh anytime i dey nairaland?
But come to think of it, most of these public office holders get jazz no be small o atleast I know of people like OGD and if anybody is doubting the efficacy of African Man tally, I know somewhere in Ijebu I can recommend.
A day visit will clear such doubt

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babangida lost his wife after living in aso rock. mary abacha lost his husband while living in aso rock. obasanjo lost his wife while living in aso rock. yar adua's wife left with her husband from aso rock. when nigerians were dying from bombs and machetes of boko haram, jonathan and his wife told us those ppl died for our democracy so if any member of joe's family kick bucket or GP tank, we will add their names on the list of those who died for our democracy. no shaking.

How did I miss this, lol. If them die who go flex the money dem de share every wednesday. Now that the ministers are not around, only God knows what goes on in aso rock on wednesdays

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Lwkmd.maybe ibo people have been jazzing jonathan to get favour from him since they rigged massively for him,hence must reap the fruit of their labour.I dont believe in juju.All jonathan need is a concortion of Opa eyin and Awoka + Alomo bitters.

u neva still go hire brain 4 dat ya big head. . .

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u neva still go hire brain 4 dat ya big head. . .

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u neva still go hire brain 4 dat ya big head. . .

Hmm. . .it's clear now abi you people want yorubas to take your slots again ? Make una jazz am well well infact they should open okija annex in Abuja !

I hope this is not to be used as an excuse why he failed to perform and fulfill all his campaign promises to Nigerians. LMAO

Holy holy!
Jujuz nothing new, it has always all ways been around. especially when itcomes to black africa politics (that's what I know). But why r they makin noise when they know how to 'deal with the stuff & keep it on track' ?
Abeg they should bring to day light tangible results for the people who voted'em in and keep for themselves the ungodly activities!

May they all be saved.

Jonathan's cluelessness is now being attributed to Juju Awon Iya mi Osoronga.  

This is BAD BOYS II
Starring IBB as Will Smith and OBJ as Martin Lawrence

Sit back and Enjoy

@ blutooth, if i sey u be ful wetin u go talk?

What's "muff access"?

@ Shimao;Abegi! Make Mr. President go do medical checkup. He's always looked hypothyroid to me. The stress of the office is bringing it to the fore.


Its more like a GH problem.

Tricici:

Holy holy!
Jujuz nothing new, it has always all ways been around. especially when itcomes to black africa politics (that's what I know). But why r they makin noise when they know how to 'deal with the stuff & keep it on track' ?
Abeg they should bring to day light tangible results for the people who voted'em in and keep for themselves the ungodly activities!

May they all be saved.

I mean was that black necessary? If that is what you know please explain. I want to know how you found out Black African politicians use Juju. .

Absolute nonsense! Be not deceived, juju does not work! Nah only the one you chop for mouth that can harm you. If juju worked, why did the person in question not use it to win election?, become the most powerful man in the world?? Why did Africans not use juju to stop Europeans from taking our brothers and sisters into slavery. Why haven’t they used it to make Nigeria the strongest country in the world??. Like one writer said, the problem is that once you begin to believe these things, you throw rational reasoning out of the “window”. You stop thinking straight and you give in to stupidity

A friend of mine complains of the same symptoms - feeling drained and tired after certain people visited him. he even gave me their details, they are often called Ngozi, Shade or Aisha and the visits often take place on Fridays after a night out

^^^Ahaahaha, do they get paid?

Nobody mentioned the name of the tribe associated with this fetish activities, we just said,"a particular tribe" and kept mute for intellectual reasoning. But, for the fear of people bearing and nursing that tribe in mind, they just rushed to mention the name of another tribe to divert the attention. I'm just amused, cos name or no name, we all know the fetish tribe, that's why it's prevalent in all their activities including movies.