Person wey be say na mad man kill him papa, if he see any mechanic he go tear race

Dem no dey tell blind man sey rain dey fall

You know the taste of excreta from the odour of fart.

1 Goat that enter Potter shop require patience.

2 Mosquito that land on testicle require patience

U na too like preek and toto for this nairaland

"This one good , this one good na em mad man take dey gather many load"

Water no too dey inside Toto but em dey baff preek
Meaning...
Manage what you have

Prick no get shoulder

Life is Like a penis, simple, soft and straight forward, but woman makes it hard.

The downfall of a man is not that of breasts, man fall and rise, only breasts fall forever.

You think you are wise? Have you ever ask fowl why the cork must force her before having sex?

God can forgive man but He curse the anus never to see the sunlight because of disobedience.

Bestiee01:
They say adage,and u guys quickly turned it into sexages, pathetic bunch of sex-starved boys.

haha

Akpu wey igbo man chop come belch, if Hausa man chop am, Na he dead body they go carry

Ur GF Yanch soft nor means say make u dey press am anyhow like N50 bread!- Means Do not mistreat a person because he/she is free with you!

"Na pikin wey him mama dey sell ogiri dey know fly wey get one eye"

4lashy:
"Na pikin wey him mama dey sell ogiri dey know fly wey get one eye"

hahah

Demigod22:
Life is Like a penis, simple, soft and straight forward, but woman makes it hard.

The downfall of a man is not that of breasts, man fall and rise, only breasts fall forever.

You think you are wise? Have you ever ask fowl why the cork must force her before having sex?

God can forgive man but He curse the anus never to see the sunlight because of disobedience

@bolded
Wetin him disobey?

One of the best I've seen so far

E go soon beta, e go soon beta, ghana man die for Lagos!

Urahpopopo:
Akpu wey igbo man chop come belch, if Hausa man chop am, Na he dead body they go carry

what's this � lol

Them nor de beg shit to smell

No matter how thick the cloud forms the sun will still shine

Uzomacharles:



@bolded
Wetin him disobey?

One of the best I've seen so far

The lore have it that after God created all parts of the body. Both eyes, nose, ears went to God to complain bitterly that the anus is disturbing them with awful smell. God personally asked anus never to intimidate the complainants with smell again or face the consequences. But the stubborn anus disobeyed God and still intimidated them with heavy smell. And God told him that for disobeying His order, anus is cursed never to see the sunlight again. That was why anus was removed from the face and placed deep into the buttocks.

The story is told to discourage disobedience among children.

Higgies:
Ti shigidi ba fe te, a ni kiwon gbe ohun losi odo lo we !
Someone should help me translate abeg

"When a figurine moulded from clay wants to end up in disgrace, it will demand that it should be taken to the river to bath".

sharpwriter:

"When a figurine moulded from clay wants to end up in disgrace, it will demand that it should be taken to the river to bath".

Tuale

E don tey wey nyash get center parting

Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard
Double superlatives. Tautology

Toto no fit dry sotey penis no see water take baff

Ogogoro and water get same color but different taste.

Ishilove:
E don tey wey nyash get center parting

Men I love it when you talk like this.

Holly Gram

WEED Small but wen you CHEW am, U fit SEE waiting BIG pass U...


WTF MAN!

Demigod22:



The lore have it that after God created all parts of the body. Both eyes, nose, ears went to God to complain bitterly that the anus is disturbing them with awful smell. God personally asked anus never to intimidate the complainants with smell again or face the consequences. But the stubborn anus disobeyed God and still intimidated them with heavy smell. And God told him that for disobeying His order, anus is cursed never to see the sunlight again. That was why anus was removed from the face and placed deep into the buttocks.

The story is told to discourage disobedience among children.

Make them change your moniker to wisdom bank

RisenJoe:
I'll make #1 equal to 1$,

this wan na tears of joy

Demigod22:



The lore have it that after God created all parts of the body. Both eyes, nose, ears went to God to complain bitterly that the anus is disturbing them with awful smell. God personally asked anus never to intimidate the complainants with smell again or face the consequences. But the stubborn anus disobeyed God and still intimidated them with heavy smell. And God told him that for disobeying His order, anus is cursed never to see the sunlight again. That was why anus was removed from the face and placed deep into the buttocks.

The story is told to discourage disobedience among children.

WOW! Nice one, Bro!

killmods:
Toto no fit dry sotey penis no see water take baff

LOLS, This one funny o!