I was thinking about all the relationship I kept while in school, and the weird things we do in relationship, especially when the request is coming from a lover. So this prompted me to ask this question. What is the weirdest thing a lover ever ask you to do for him or her?


Mine happened in the University. I was dating one girl like that. We were cool and the relationship was smooth. Three months into the relationship, she visited me one day and gave me 20k. When I asked for the purpose of the money, she smiled and said I should use the money and go and join cult. I was surprised. She confidently told me that she know a guy that would make the initiation fee and ritual easy for me. She wants me to be a cultist for her. When I rejected the idea, she said I will lose her because she wanted to date a cultist. She gave me two days to think about it.

After two days, she came to my place and ask if I have made up my mind. I profusely told her that I will not be part of her madness. She later ask for sex and after the intense sex we had, she said that would be our last sex because she has broken up with me. I stared at her as she dressed and walked out of my room and life. She started dating one boy like that, but the day I was signing out, she visited and we had sex with no strings attached.

So guys, let's share ours for fun.

Holly Gram I No get lover or lovers...



WEED is my RELATIONSHIP and MOTIVATION!



WEED is my LOCATION and RELOCATION!


WEED is my EXAMINATION and CALCULATION!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram I No get lover or lovers...



WEED is my RELATIONSHIP and MOTIVATION!



WEED is my LOCATION and RELOCATION!


WEED is my EXAMINATION and CALCULATION!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

My kind man


No weed no woman

Yes weed no woman

We move

She's an agent sent to get you. But your head strong lucky you man!

We know you are lying but continue...

She asked me to help her out with lesson fees,

Totilopussylick:
My kind man

No weed no woman
Yes weed no woman
We move

Holly Gram

ODOGWU I SAMANKWE 4 ur GOVERNMENT!

WTF MAN!

She belongs too and that sex has taken lots from you. Just wait after graduation.

Damnnn!!!! She told me to kidnap her and therefore lie to her parents that she's being Kidnapped. My girlfriend o... Imagine the stupidity... Lmao..


She later went ahead and plan it with another guy, they're currently dating now btw...

3verblazing:
She's an agent sent to get you. But your head strong lucky you man!

I couldn't believe my ears, I was astounded. The funniest thing was that my village was battling cult clash for over three years that made me stayed in Abuja for all my holidays.

czarr:
We know you are lying but continue...

Because I am so jobless, I will just come to Nairaland and lie because someone will pay me for lying. I am just thinking about school life and decided to create a thread about my experience.

RisenJoe:
She asked me to help her out with lesson fees,

Hahahaha, boss, this is not a weird request na, most Nigerian girls beg, they are like orphans.

zexy2030:
She belongs too and that sex has taken lots from you. Just wait after graduation.

I have already graduated. I have kept multiple sexual partners in school that immediately I graduated from school I lost my sexual appetite.

I pray I don't get affected by my sexual recklessness.

HopeNeverDies:
Damnnn!!!! She told me to kidnap her and therefore lie to her parents that she's being Kidnapped. My girlfriend o... Imagine the stupidity... Lmao..


She later went ahead and plan it with another guy, they're currently dating now btw...

Thank God you used your head. That's really weird. Kidnapping her? What if you guys got arrested?

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram I No get lover or lovers...



WEED is my RELATIONSHIP and MOTIVATION!



WEED is my LOCATION and RELOCATION!


WEED is my EXAMINATION and CALCULATION!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Wtf man
I like dis boogy man

Temioolajide:

Wtf man I like dis boogy man

Holly Gram

I SAMANKWE to ur GOVERNMENT!

WTF MAN!

She asked me to volunteer as a worker in her church. Lol no thank you. Me that eventually stopped following her to church altogether.

asked me to start doing yahoo

She Told Me To Keep Her Company All Night Because of where she is that night.

...once asked me to practice BDSM on her.

Na God saved you...she's a devil in disguise, but God saved you,you don't reason with your dick

I was just a fresher but a bad one.. bitccch asked me to pull a hit on her inoccent bf who dumped her pompous ass for her friend. I lash her till she wise