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AdiokOnoNland:
3. Shrinkage is real.

joysticks really can shrink—for several reasons. Smoking is one way: It can shorten a penis by as much as a centimeter because of calcified blood vessels that reduce erectile circulation. Also, penis tissue can become less elastic if a guy doesn't get regular erections, meaning his penis could shrink by a centimeter or two if he doesn't use it enough. Stop smoking. As you dey smoke loud, the volume of your penis dey reduce.

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AdiokOnoNland:
4. joysticks can break.

You probably won't want to know this, but a penis can actually break, despite not being made of bone. Vigorous intercourse or masturbation—or even falling on an erect penis—can cause a penile fracture. It's a bending injury that occurs when a membrane called the tunica albuginea tears. The tunica albuginea is what surrounds the corpora cavernosa, which is the spongy tissue inside the penis that fills up with blood during an erection. When the membrane tears, the blood that's normally confined to this space leaks out into other tissues, causing bruising and swelling. Recovering from a fracture usually involves stitches. For those illustrates that don't understand basic English, lemme use pidgin. If babe dey do reverse cowgirl on top you and she do mistake, your preeq go break. E go bend like Speed Darlington hair. Your penis go turn Akpi. Scorpion preeq.

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ntipro:
Penile breakage is real. Seen a young guy in hospital suffering from it. He said he had a fall while bathing on a tiled room and his joystick landed and broke

You are funny oh!
"He's joystick landed and broke "
So, he had a fall first.
Then came the next part which was his joystick landing independent of his body. It detached first first, then it fell to the ground and broke like a drinking glass. Haha. This your grammar ehn...it confuses me.

BTW wonder how you saw it. Could you be a nurse or caregiver...

AdiokOnoNland:
6. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds.

It doesn't take very long for a guy to finish his orgasm. Women, on the other hand, have orgasms that last for an average of 23 seconds. This is why you should never pay for sex. Na you go do all the work on top the Olosho, na she go enjoy am pass and you go still give am money on top. A comrade without knowledge and understanding

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AdiokOnoNland:
5. Semen is more than just sperm.

Semen is made of about 96 percent water, 2 percent sperm, fructose (which nourishes sperm), vitamin C (which helps keep sperm healthy), sodium bicarbonate (which protects sperm from the acidic environment of a vagina), various proteins and enzymes, and minerals like magnesium, phosphorus, potassium and zinc. Na why daughters of Eve like dey drink am. Very nutritious. Healthy too. Sperm has cured cancer before. E no dey useless like Female cum. Dirty girls.

Must u insult your mother and sisters to prove your point

Prettygirl200:
Must u insult your mother and sisters to prove your point

Your post is as useless as your cum.