Three men and a woman are sitting at a bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says: "I'd describe myself as a Y.U.P.P.I.E. -- you know , Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The next chap says: "Oh, I'm a D.I.N.K. -- Double Income, No Kids."

The third bloke says: "Well I'm a R.U.B. -- Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask: "What are you?"

She replies, "I'm a W.I.F.E. -- Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc."

A wifey, is a cleaner, a cook, a carer, a pleasure unit and a trophy.

a wife is to be loved, adored, worshipped and honoured.

a wife is a mother,she is a sister,she is a friend, she shld be adored and cherish

@N-joy

Hmmm---- sorry - I wish I know your man so I can tell him not to make a mistake. Is that what a wife is?

@ incar-nav
What's up with you, are you married? well am not but my man can comprehend my way of thinkin.

I think a wife to a man is anything and everything that is missing in you, a wife is one that when yu goofed away and around will still love you, love you when you are not lovable, completes you, one that when everyone else dont blv in you, she does, a wife should be respected, adored, cherished and above all, pls love her more than u can

a wife is one who compliments her husband, she is a companion, helper, friend, confidant, a lover

A wife is like a fine crystal that you dont use daily and dump, that is wife as a man never let your man be exposed to too much wahala, treat her right, she is not a cheap plastic cup,

A wife is

A best friend
A lover
A helper
A lifemate
A soulmate
A bodymate

A wife is she who is very faithfull to her husband,who can never UnCloth herself before any other man,whos unclothedness belongs entirely to her husband.Above all a wife is she who is the HEART of her Husband,not those who are Virus in their husband's HEART.

I adore and worship such a woman who is the HEART of her husband.