On my wedding day, I will tell my boo that I can't wait to start enjoying his money which is my money at the beginning of our honeymoon.

phemmyfour:
A lot
E g

Make sure that food go round...tell the person in charge

Don't overdance so that it won't be obvious that I no Sabi dance

You seem very experienced, how many weddings have u had

Groom: " I go finish work on you tonight"

Bride: 'Sugar... sugarcane. .. something wey sweet like sugarcane "..


Now you know...

miketayo:


You seem very experienced, how many weddings have u had

So many, I have another one this Friday

phemmyfour:
So many, I have another one this Friday

I didn't see the name before Femi, chairman I hail

Aliyu007:
They just talk random things .. just to make it seems like they're not just sitting down and looking like dummy...

Lies.
They discuss a lot of things, it can be their guest, the mc, etc but their discussions are centered onbthe event of the day etc. I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE.

Boogieman....how many rap of weed is remaining


Wifey....22 raps excluding the ones at the booth


Boogieman....damn niggar WTF

Just the lapses in the wedding and need for quick correction where possible.

miketayo:


I didn't see the name before Femi, chairman I hail

don't worry now,just tell her that your ex-lovers is in the hall.dialogue don start niyen oo.

Husband ;wisper to wife,babe hwfr
Wife; say am gud
Husband; say hope ur belle dey sweet u now,as u know wan allow me rest for wedding matter
Wife ;smile
Husband;say I can't wait make this wedding do quick,make I scatter ur yansh

Ale' yi ale, ale ko ko ale
Ti mo ti my m'okole.....

Something silly of such!

Yes

LollySeaSide:
The husband will ask the wife whether the chicken in their neighbours yam barn still has its tail feathers shipped via AliExpress on the night before President Obama bought his first oven with the loan Buhari took from China knowing full well that his neighbours in the White House all have diarrhoea six months to the first daughter's graduation from picking up agege bread right beside Mc Oluomo's kitchen while Tinubu was talking about his plans to build the first flyover in Zimbabwe to make sure that Dino Melaye does not take advantage of Osinbajo's skin colour to withdraw money from his grandmother's account.

If you were the wife, what would your response be?

With all these talk, I go just cancel the wedding.

Okoroawusa:
Groom: " I go finish work on you tonight"

Bride: 'Sugar... sugarcane. .. something wey sweet like sugarcane "..


Now you know...

But the couple are not Kizz Daniel and Tiwa Savage

CaptainFM1:


With all these talk, I go just cancel the wedding.

That'll make you a cancellor.
Abi na counsellor, councillor or chancellor you go be sef?

Dogasas:
Who Knows The Answers To This ? (PHOTO)

What do they really say?

the way I go take knack you this night ehn

Ken4Christ:
If your wife or husband to be is truly your friend, you will not be looking for what to say. Gist will just flow naturally.

I'm just imagining me and my girl on our wedding day! We that can gossip for Africa! I trust us sha

Dogasas:
Who Knows The Answers To This ? (PHOTO)
What do they really say?

its mostly random gist. some could be 1. see that my guy I told you about e show o. 2. See this people na change them dey throw come dance pass the money sef.

This op na underage

This op na seff. I why you open tred bi this?

Who spray money, who no spray money

Searchingvictor:



Boss, please, lend me 5k till month end. Please Sir

You no dey sell caro white again?

Dogasas:
Who Knows The Answers To This ? (PHOTO)

What do they really say?

A lot..Especially when they are friends.


It is their day so you won't expect them to sit like dummy looking around.

Funny question though.


Even people whisper and communicate during sex, not to talk of their big day

She go blush and laugh tire because I go just dey whine and totori am.

JoyousFurnitire:
How dem go do the tatata

na wetin i wan hear