The planning of your new home has just begun with those silent whispers at the reception hall.

Dogasas:
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What do they really say?

ITS PRIVATE

and this made front page

Discussing sex style to use tonight

Groom: Tonight is the night.

Bride: Yes, make me a woman.

(As if she has not become a woman)

Groom: Tonight is the night.

Bride: Yes, make me a woman.

(As if she has not become a woman)

This night na die

Hmmm...

Fear woman even though say Dix na tatafo post

The couple...
Husband(smiles): your ex is around..
Wife(giggles): so is yours.

Parents of bride/ groom as they see the couple giggling: aawwww, they're looking so happy!!!

Me telling babe that, if e red, e red be that.
We die here... Going to 3years now
We never die

Its mostly gossips about the wedding.

Dogasas:
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na gossip. They don see somebody they no expect weh matter or they see somebody weh want come chop rice go

Dey whisper “ Dear Dey say drink worn finish “ while d man reply “tell Nonso make he collect 2 carton of star come”.. rubbing minds together

I tear your toto

If your wife or husband to be is truly your friend, you will not be looking for what to say. Gist will just flow naturally.

Husband: I'm damn hungry
Wife: Hungry? For me?
Husband: You have no idea!
Priest: Wife, submit to your husbands as the church do Christ.......


When you get there you go know, no rush

Ken4Christ:
If your wife or husband to be is truly your friend, you will not be looking for what to say. Gist will just flow naturally.

Boss, please, lend me 5k till month end. Please Sir

Dogasas:
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Matters Arising

Husband to the wife :shey no be that your uncle wey say he no go come unless i buy airplane for your vilkage people?

They talk about everything, from the MC, the Food and Drinks etc

Dogasas:
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The whispering is because of the noise nothing special.

1. About guests as they arrive, or as you sight them. You ask each other who you have not seen, or who has arrived and all.
2. Talk about arrangements and ask updates to ensure all is going well.

Others are free to add thirs.

This is from my experience.

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See your papa shoe wey be like bata yahoo

Dogasas:
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The decorator did rubbish
When is your uncle showing up?
Did you anoint your hands before allowing them to shake you?
Who is holding the money they sprayed us?


Etc

It is not yet time. Wait for ur time u will surely know

Ishilove:

The decorator did rubbish
When is your uncle showing up?
Did you anoint your hands before allowing them to shake you?
Who is holding the money they sprayed us?


Etc

Real question right there

Dogasas:
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What do they really say?

The pxssy is mine

Dogasas:
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on that day, as we sat down and sighted some chairmen from her mothers side
she told me say least 50k sure from each of them

couples discuss alot of things as they sit

babe, am pressed oo, how i go do now??
calm down just hold it they will soon start spraying money

Yubeejakes:



Don't worry yours will happen naturally.
You no go lack wetin to talk when the time comes

Especially when one lousy uninvited guests arrives and sits on the high table without permission only to start drinking wine and smoking cigar � �