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Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by claremont(m): 9:12am On Jul 22, 2011
This thread na di koko grin grin, after all no bi everyday we suppose dey speak oyingbo wey no even bi our language. As for me, I no get any useful advice for the Poster apart from my prayer make God help you make the right decision, I jus dey feel this thread dey go sha grin
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Nobody: 4:01pm On Jul 22, 2011
claremont:

This thread na di koko grin grin, after all no bi everyday we suppose dey speak oyingbo wey no even bi our language. As for me, I no get any useful advice for the Poster apart from [size=19pt]my prayer [/size]make [size=19pt]God[/size] help you make the right decision, I jus dey feel this thread dey go sha grin
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HOLY Poo! Did Claremont actually say HE PRAYS? to GOD?

Damn! I knew he was a HYPOCRITE of an ATHEIST! Running around Nairaland, preaching that GOD does not EXIST and PRAYERS TOO!  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Now who's DELUDED BOO? angry angry angry
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Phate07(m): 5:31pm On Jul 22, 2011
claremont:

This thread na di koko grin grin, after all no bi everyday we suppose dey speak oyingbo wey no even bi our language. As for me, I no get any useful advice for the Poster apart from [size=20pt]my prayer make God help you make the right decision[/size], I jus dey feel this thread dey go sha grin

shocked shocked
Dude, i thought you said you did not believe in the existence of God? And that prayers were futile?

Well, you are only fooling yourself and those gullible enough to listen to your rantings.


sexkillz:

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
HOLY Poo! Did Claremont actually say HE PRAYS? to GOD?

Damn! I knew he was a HYPOCRITE of an ATHEIST! Running around Nairaland, preaching that GOD does not EXIST and PRAYERS TOO! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Now who's DELUDED BOO? angry angry angry


grin grin grin
Breeze don blow, and fowl nyash don show. Arranticus nonsenticus!
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Nobody: 5:56pm On Jul 22, 2011
Phate07! grin grin grin Dude! this wan pass Fowl yansh! I swear, this na tolotolo yansh! grin grin DAMN! Just dey blow grammer up and down! Let him come and defend himself on this one! CLAREMONT! IF YOU DONT ANSWER ME I"LL EXPOSE YOU ON YOUR OTHER THREADS! angry angry NOW GET YO A.S.S IN HERE!! angry angry
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by claremont(m): 6:10pm On Jul 22, 2011
sexkillz:

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
HOLY Poo! Did Claremont actually say HE PRAYS? to GOD?

Damn! I knew he was a HYPOCRITE of an ATHEIST! Running around Nairaland, preaching that GOD does not EXIST and PRAYERS TOO!  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Now who's DELUDED BOO? angry angry angry

Phate07:


shocked shocked
Dude, i thought you said you did not believe in the existence of God? And that prayers were futile?

Well, you are only fooling yourself and those gullible enough to listen to your rantings.


grin grin grin
Breeze don blow, and fowl nyash don show. Arranticus nonsenticus! 


Una dey baffle me sef oh, so una no want make I wish my fellow brother well in our local 9ja parlance?! Would it have been culturally acceptable to him if I had said "Poster, go and f/u/c?k yourself", of course not! No bi every time man go dey rant, some times like this we suppose use common sense talk something wey people wan hear. Make we leave out debates for another thread abeg, I don't want to be a party to derailing this thread.
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Nobody: 6:25pm On Jul 22, 2011
^^^^Lame F*^KING EXCUSE! Is that all the explanation you can give? undecided Anywayz, I just got off the phone with the owner of the thread so feel free to shoot! Or better still, open a fresh thread(that one no dey hard you na). Pls i'm waiting. . . . . . SIR! grin
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by zealot4me(f): 6:31pm On Jul 22, 2011
sexkillz come take a hug 4 being so observant  grin grin grin grin


claremont am waiting 4 ya new thread oooo
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Nobody: 6:40pm On Jul 22, 2011
[size=15pt]CLAREMONT angry angry angry[/size]
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by zealot4me(f): 6:45pm On Jul 22, 2011
am about going off sexkillz ( but i will add u wen am less busy)
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by nasoeb: 7:33pm On Jul 22, 2011
@zealot wetin happen wey make una dey attack Claribobo like dis.

sexkills sey em too busy sey make i collect the hug for am.

make we yarn more now. i gbadu your own no be small

you been receive the mailer i send last time
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Phate07(m): 7:37pm On Jul 22, 2011
**STORY!!!**
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by nasoeb: 7:44pm On Jul 22, 2011
enn wetin dey der be sey you don nack d akpako well well and you don get result.

but seriously pikin matter na serious matter so you no suppose joke with am . my advise be sey you accept sey d babe na correct babe so i no see wetin come be problem inside. believe me e go dey seem like difficult mater but you no go even know wen and how things go come easy for you before you know d pikin don grow, then you go dey happy dey tell friends "thats my child"

1996 na so my friend go hammer 2 girls de same time, na im dem come born almost the same time only 10 days difference, we dey laugh den, but now na proud and happy father, na now me i come dey find correct girl wey i go settle with. wey be sey if i get 1 like you now i for dey happy tire.

oboy you too much
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Rocktation(f): 8:17pm On Jul 22, 2011
So y'all actually took Claremont's crazy rants to heart, ehn? He's exactly like sexsinners. Empty rants when they're exactly who and what they preach against. I'll give my right arm to swear that Claremont is a 'God-fearing loverboy'.
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by BABE3: 8:29pm On Jul 22, 2011
Mynd_44:


Its a Big JOKE. But do tell when it becomes annoying cos I tend to overdo stuff

awww---you're so cute--- Yh, I know it's a joke. wink

koolkamzzy:

@2am you still awake? Wel I advise you get some sleep to avoid all health issues related to lack of sleep.
BTW I didn't insult you I was only giving a brotherly advise to a frnd in need.

Thanks for the advice. Mi o need e though.
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by claremont(m): 8:31pm On Jul 22, 2011
Rocktation:

So y'all actually took Claremont's crazy rants to heart, ehn? He's exactly like sexsinners. Empty rants when they're exactly who and what they preach against. I'll give my right arm to swear that Claremont is a 'God-fea.ring loverboy'.
grin grin You may be right, or you may be wrong, who knows?! shocked shocked shocked
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Nobody: 8:41pm On Jul 22, 2011
^^^^Clare Boo! You gotta come up with something more rational and less evasive than that defense show of a comment you got there! undecided
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by claremont(m): 8:59pm On Jul 22, 2011
sexkillz:

^^^^Clare Boo! You gotta come up with something more rational and less evasive than that defense show of a comment you got there! undecided
I used to rant on Fridays as well, until I discovered BEER and my life has never been the same again grin grin.
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Nobody: 9:18pm On Jul 22, 2011
claremont:

I used to rant on Fridays as well, until I discovered [size=16pt]LOVE [/size]and my life has never been the same again grin grin.

Now thats Better! grin grin grin Seriously Dude! You are loosing your credibility per second! By the end of today and you've not explained how you came to LOVE and PRAY to GOD. . . . . . I'll Classify you as a google atheist! "Do the GIBBERISH i type, not as i do"! Seriously Boo! smiley
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Ivynwa(f): 5:10am On Jul 23, 2011
BABE!:

awww---you're so cute--- Yh, I know it's a joke. wink

Thanks for the advice. [size=20pt]Mi o need e though[/size]

Sisi Babe, Nne this your pidgin na di koko, the slang trip me no be small come make me jolly jolly small. The pidgin dey sofisticat(sophisticated) in a Nigerian way. You be correct Naija Babe, carry g-o-o-o-o-oooooooooooooooooo Ivynwa claps excitedly again Oh my God why does it excite me much when  I finish speaking in pidgin and it makes me very happy too.  grin grin  grin  grin W-o-y-i-i-i-i, Wo-y-i-i-i-i I dey catch small fun for this our original thread.

@Poster
This your child na correct child-o-o wey go bring you plenty joy see as we dey discuss am come dey jolly jolly  grin kiss kiss
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Ivynwa(f): 5:16am On Jul 23, 2011
Abeg who be these gentlemen wey come spoil our thread for us with krazy Englishi, abeg make una waka leave our thread for us abeg make we dey enjoy our sweet pidgin
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by BABE3: 7:39am On Jul 24, 2011
Ivynwa:

Sisi Babe, Nne this your pidgin na di koko, the slang trip me no be small come make me jolly jolly small. The pidgin dey sofisticat(sophisticated) in a Nigerian way. You be correct Naija Babe, carry g-o-o-o-o-oooooooooooooooooo Ivynwa claps excitedly again Oh my God why does it excite me much when  I finish speaking in pidgin and it makes me very happy too.  grin grin  grin  grin W-o-y-i-i-i-i, Wo-y-i-i-i-i I dey catch small fun for this our original thread.

@Poster
This your child na correct child-o-o wey go bring you plenty joy see as we dey discuss am come dey jolly jolly  grin kiss kiss

LOL---Sorry to burst your bubble; that's not pidgin. It's modernized Yoruba. grin

I still don't get why you're overly excited though. cheesy


lol--Claremont and Sexkillz are in a love-hate relationship. They'd look so cute as a couple. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Nobody: 7:43am On Jul 24, 2011
Seriously, in all aspect of being a MAN, Nigerian "men" disgust me.

WTF happened to our generation of Nigerian men? So spineless, no sens eof responsibility.

I cant even defend them against akata again.
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Ivynwa(f): 3:30pm On Jul 24, 2011
BABE!:

LOL---Sorry to burst your bubble; that's not pidgin. It's modernized Yoruba. grin

I still don't get why you're overly excited though. cheesy


lol--Claremont and Sexkillz are in a love-hate relationship. They'd look so cute as a couple. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Pidgin English na the combination of English and all other Naija languages so your modernized yoruba mixed with English still be pidgin. I just come like as dat your combination dey, e sweet for mouth. Nne no be everyday I dey get opportunity to dey speak pidgin so na im I come happy sey I dey speak pidgin. It's the same thing with when you don speak English tire come see your own person wey you go blow your own local language with e go make you happi.

E-e-e-em Sisi Babe before I forget, I just dey remember say 190 my NL son don beg me for this thread here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-636084.99999.html#bot say make I follow talk to you make you gree be i m babe/gf. Abeg make you consideration him. I no fit laugh, na wetin im say make i do, I do no vex for me-o-o-o.  grin grin grin
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Ekpoma1: 3:39pm On Jul 24, 2011
Dis poster na comfirm shine shine bobo. I hail u. As d matta don be lik dis d only solace wey u get be say d gal wey u loff cari belle 4 u. Guy tank ur babalawo say no be gal wey u no loff com cari ur pikin.
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by claremont(m): 4:10pm On Jul 24, 2011
BABE!:

lol--Claremont and Sexkillz are in a love-hate relationship. They'd look so cute as a couple.  cheesy cheesy cheesy
  wink It is indeed a "love-hate" relationship. I hate him with a passion, but he obviously "loves" me with a passion, which explains why he has been chasing me about. Unfortunately for him, I have a "exit only" sign on my a*se; If not, who knows what he will have done shocked shocked shocked
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Nobody: 5:52pm On Jul 24, 2011
Pls clairmont and Co. stop derailing this wonderful thread. Take your arguments elsewhere.

@poster- oh boy this your thread sweet me like correct kpaykus. The thing don happen be say e don happen. I undastand say u just land the jab newly and say u wan flex small n enjoy the cash small, but that bebe don become your responsibility o. The bebe na sharp girl o, and she no wan make u put her for one-chance after all the suffer-suffer wey she don suffer with you. So you know wetin go happen now? Even if say u no get cash to do elaborate white wedding, go pay her bride price and all other rites. Una fit go do court wedding join am. I gbadun you 'cos u be correct man and you no deny say no be your own.

Abeg coolu temper make your heart reach ground. No be say the bebe play u fast one o. She just no wan make you come dey story her tomorrow after she don chop kanda with you because many vultures with mini skirt dey town o.

So far as you love the bebe and the bebe love you, make una carry go because Baba God dey una side.

Carry go no dulling
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by claremont(m): 6:02pm On Jul 24, 2011
pDude:

Pls clairmont and Co. stop derailing this wonderful thread. Take your arguments elsewhere.

@poster- oh boy this your thread sweet me like correct kpaykus. The thing don happen be say e don happen. I undastand say u just land the jab newly and say u wan flex small n enjoy the cash small, but that bebe don become your responsibility o. The bebe na sharp girl o, and she no wan make u put her for one-chance after all the suffer-suffer wey she don suffer with you. So you know wetin go happen now? Even if say u no get cash to do elaborate white wedding, go pay her bride price and all other rites. Una fit go do court wedding join am. I gbadun you 'cos u be correct man and you no deny say no be your own.
Abeg coolu temper make your heart reach ground. No be say the bebe play u fast one o. She just no wan make you come dey story her tomorrow after she don chop kanda with you because many vultures with mini skirt dey town o.
So far as you love the bebe and the bebe love you, make una carry go because Baba God dey una side.
Carry go no dulling

^^^^ guy no vex abeg. Dis thread dey sweet me sef gan!
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Nobody: 6:34pm On Jul 24, 2011
claremont:

  wink It is indeed a "love-hate" relationship. I hate him with a passion, but he obviously "loves" me with a passion, which explains why he has been chasing me about. Unfortunately for him, I have a "exit only" sign on my a*se; If not, who knows what he will have done shocked shocked shocked
MUGU! This statement Exposes you finally! No where else to hide your head, so you are now resorting to exit signs!!! Your DELUSION is worse than i thought! I'm almost begging you for that debate! Are you afraid that a puny 24 YEAR OLD will expose your A.S.S? C'mon man! Don't disappoint your followers! I want everyone to know who ATHEISTS really are! YOU DONT KNOW Poo CLAREMONT! JUST STOP MAKING S.T.U.P.I.D COMMENTS about "LOVE", which you have never experienced, and which you never will! How will you claim to know so much about what you dont believe in? Does that make sense to you? Anyone?
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Nobody: 6:41pm On Jul 24, 2011
@sexkillz and Co. - what is ur own now? What is it? Ogini neme? This thread is one of the best I have ever seen on NL where users who often squabble are seen here being united under a common ideal, and you and your misfits come here to fight fisticuffs and derail!

Pls and pls take this argument to the religious forum because I don't think the poster would approve of ur actions.

Thank you.
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Nobody: 7:04pm On Jul 24, 2011
@pdude, ENOUGH! I wasn't referring to you, so GET OFF MY CASE!!! What do you really understand by MISFITS? The person i'm referring to Understands, so what the F^*K is your Problem? Na you get thread? BACK OFF DUDE! It's a free WORLD! GET THAT!
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Ivynwa(f): 7:07pm On Jul 24, 2011
Bia, wetin dem dey call am, abi na s-exkill abi na abunnakill? Carry una wahala comot this place before i go call nairaland polis to comot you by fire by force. N'ekwanu m anya o-o! Wetin dey do una? Na madness abi na kraziness go dey make you dey follow pikin ibe gi like that all over nairaland. If na play play am leave our fine thread for us abeg o-o.

No come begin dey make us feel sick for where we assembly dey do nkata mgbede (evening gist). E be like say me sef don dey fall sick for this our thread as una carry dat sick attitude enter dis place. Mtcheeew
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Nobody: 7:13pm On Jul 24, 2011
@sexkillz

Misfit-  a person who is not suited or is unable to adjust to the circumstances of his or her particular situation: a misfit in one's job. (Extracted from Dictionary.com, installed on my bb).

You and your people don't FIT into this thread, hence you are referred to as "misfits". I happen to know a bit about the English Language dude.

*sorry if I sounded too brash but this thread isn't reserved for such religious back-and-forths*

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