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Please Help! She Don Make Me Fall In Love / She Don Put Me For Wahala / Not Yet Toasted Her But She Don Over Love Up. Please Advice (2) (3) (4)
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Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by deniyor: 6:49am On Jul 20, 2011 |
The best things in life happen to us when we least expect it. I know you are not ready but you will come around. She needs you. |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Ekiti1: 11:42pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
andy1:true word. Make sure say the pikin na your own o. toba:so na only you go school for here. Mr. English teacher. You say you wan go eat dinner. Ok mr. English teacher, go drink your garri (sorry, na dinner). Thread spoiler. BTW, to me, This is the thread of the month.y as a result of your insensibility. U should face the cross and carry it alone. A guy must be at least established enough first to himself solely, before thinking of feeding two or three. See my advice and prayer is that by the grace of God, u must give birth to that child and when the time for naming comes, u must invite me cos i want to be there. Guy if u try to abort that pregnancy, u will smell pepper. Now start preparing for marriage. Where is she from? Go to her family to collect the list of what to buy for the traditional marriage. Once u ve sorted that out, i will give u my phone number cos i will attend your traditional wedding and church/mosque wedding. For those that act like the OP, u better learn your lesson now or never I have said enogh. Im going to my house to eat dinner [quote][/quote] so na only you go school for here. Mr. English teacher. You say you wan go eat dinner. Ok mr. English teacher, go drink your garri (sorry, na dinner). Thread spoiler. BTW, to me, This is the thread of the month. |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Nobody: 12:37am On Jul 21, 2011 |
calid16: @bolded. okay oo! im just saying be nice. as for the "lemon mercedes vehicle" it needs some fixing up and a tune up before I drive it again |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Ivynwa(f): 12:39am On Jul 21, 2011 |
calid16: Me sef I no belong to the skul of thought wey say man must to marry an okpeke because okpeke carry bele (abeg this my construction dey funny die, make una allow me make I laugh small biko ). Okay make I come start from where me sef stop before. Poster, the nice thing for your thread be say you and your bebe like una self and una don get am for mind say una go marry una self. If to say na the opposite I go advice say make una no rush go marry if una know say una no go make una self happi for the marriage but as marriage don dey una mind and una don sure say una be the one for unaself make una carry go now. No go dey worry too much about the money, Chineke God sef sometimes im dey open more doors for marriage and when pikin come too. The Gee(God) fit triple that your salary sef soon. Again who come say that when you marry you no go fit go out with the boys go watch your match and thing abeg no dey follow those naija nonsense rules, marriage no be prison abeg. Make you no dey take am like say na prison or the marriage nwanu go dey give you heart attack to get into. Me I no dey happy for all these girls wey dey tie up and trap men with bele sef. Wetin dey do young girls of nowadays sef abi dem no get self respect and self worth again? One girl don gist me as almost all the girls wey dey graduate for her class dey use style get pregnant dey tie men down all bikos dey want dey married like other people sef. Abeg make dem stop that nonsense -o-o wetin? a woman should not (h-e-e- I don forget say na pidgin we must to speak, una sorry-o-o). I wan say a woman suppose carry her shoulder well, get respect for herself marriage no be the all and all for a woman. Dey suppose to dey plan their career life while dem dey wait for Mr. husband to come abi dem no get head think about their own life again na to think about grabbing man? Abeg me no follow understand wetin dey happen for that our naija sef. Abeg no tell am make she go comot the pikin again abeg because na kill u dey tell am make e go kill your own pikin. If to say u don get pikin before and no come get money again you go kill your pikin say money no dey to care for am? Mbanu no plan kill that pikin because money just begin dey come, someday that pikin go bring you plenty joy and happiness so biko make you leave am. I wan congratulation you say u be good gentleman the way you dey take follow the matter and I wan congratulation all the other posters wey dey give you sweet advice, I no know say we get such sweet naija men like them. Una all be sweet sweet people for this our Ogbonge thread. W-o-y-y-i-i-i Ivynwa claps out of the excitement of speaking pidgin. |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by edoyad(m): 12:14pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
Nna men ! this kind thread dey NL na him nobody tell me ? See our Jamo queen dey try blow pidgin . Ok na, guy i understand your plight well well o o, all man must settle down to be person "daddy daddy" one day. That period of freedom is necessary o, u go enter house any time u want; go out anytime u want; stay out and sleep for friend place without need to inform anybody; you no dey accountable to nobody. But we have to grow one day whether we like am or not. You de remind me of me, because i be very nice guy, that one come mak u a nice guy too. So if you intend graduate to very nice guy, you go marry ur love and raise ur pikin. Me i no go advice u to check whether the pikin na yours or not o, what if you come discover say no be your own ? . Oyibo say wetin you no know nor fit kill you |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Rocktation(f): 12:25pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
Guy nor worry jor. 9 months is still okay for the enjoyment you mean na. |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by delpee(f): 12:41pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
I feel u o, u be good man. If na big wedding u want, u fit beg her to wait for after school but u go stil carry kola and wine go im papa house to show say u dey responsible. To me sha, big wedding no dey neccessary. I tink say quiet wedding go help una save cost to buy pampers and baby food later. Also to invest and start her on a business for beta future. Explain to her, if she sabi our culture, she will know say ur family must have small enjoyment after all de years of sufferhead. God go make am easy for u as u be beta person with good intention for efribody. |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Enoquin(f): 3:15pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
Na only two tings dey for u, either make u comot d belle or keep am If you keep the belle, na only two tings dey, either make you do wedding now or later If you wan do wedding now, na only one ting be dat because u go find say ur mind go come kolele. All the tings wey u tink say go too hard, come be like say na easy easy. Wen d baby come self, una no go remember all the pampers and baby food na to just dey look d baby day and night dey tank God say dat kain fine ting enter una house. Make una do d rite ting, do una wedding sharp sharp. E fit no be big wedding o. |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by forkadict(m): 4:20pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
Guys guys guys. Wait a minute. How the fork have yall been able to read and understand all your posts? As for the poster, please do not hide under the farcade that you dont want other nationals to understand you is what prompts you to post in pidging english. I am sure its because you can't post in standard queens english. Is pidgin english our official language in Nigeria now? is it? Jeez! In fact i'm outta here cos i can't understand one single post apart from the ones by toba and 190. @ toba and 190, i need you gentlemen to keep it up. Posting in pidgin? What the fork! |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Estyrhema(f): 4:24pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
this thread too correct @op; the voice of the people na the voice of God oh, follow beta instructions for NL make u no regret later ohhh, wish u d very best!! |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by BABE3: 4:26pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
fork adict: Uhn? What are you talking about? lol--- You're using pidgin to form sexy abi? --How do you communicate with your Okada men and danfo drivers/conductors? lol Hi. PS: Why is everyone so exicted to speak pidgin english? Comfort Zone? |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Nobody: 5:10pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
^^^^Mtcheww! And wetin come be ya own consignment? |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by BABE3: 5:12pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
^^ Sorry Sir. Ndo. Nothing really. I was just curious---- |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by sexsinners(m): 5:34pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
sexkillz: looky here it's satan himself trying to give holy advice to the poor untainted souls. i can see the hidden evil in his messages. even your picture shows u putting up your middle finger very unholy smh |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by koolkamzzy(m): 5:42pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
@ Babe if you no like wetin we dey yarn for here abeg make you waka comot before we go put pepe for ya eyes, make u no com here come dey form like say na you hear English pass. Abeg clear for road make I read better tori. Comfort zone ko, Nkechi zone ni@ Babe if you no like wetin we dey yarn for here abeg make you waka comot before we go put pepe for ya eyes, make u no com here come dey form like say na you hear English pass. Abeg clear for road make I read better tori. Comfort zone ko, Nkechi zone ni |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Nobody: 6:03pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
sexsinners:You arent bold enough to show your craw craw face, so Zap O.F.F! By the Way, i see that your st upid thread was moved to the Religion section! LMAO! Go and continue your ignorance there |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by BABE3: 6:10pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
koolkamzzy: yen yen yen yen yen ya ya yen ye yen ye yen ya yen yen yan yen yen yan yen yen ya yen yan yan yen yen yen yan yan yen yen yen--- See your mouth like Nkechi zone--- COmmon PARK WELL jo! Who gave you valet ticket sef? You want to put pepper in my eyes? ehn Put it na. and How in the hell I'm I "forming like I hear English pass" ? I asked a simple question, "Is it your comfort zone?"--A Normal answer should be "Yes" or "No". -- But nooooo, you had to make me know (in an unnecessary way) that it is actually your comfort zone. But it's aight. It's nothing to be ashamed of. PS: I'm joking o. Don't take it to heart---(before you start bombing me with insults in your next post.) |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by 195(f): 6:18pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
BABE!: [size=28pt]PICKIN WEN SAY HIM MAMA NOR GO SLEEP THAT PICKIN NOR GO SLEEP [/size] |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by HighChief4(m): 8:24pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
@Babe I take God beg una, abeg make una no come scatter this our thread. As we no come sabi write English nko |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by koolkamzzy(m): 8:42pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
BABE!: God safe you say you beg if not hen, @ op, as we dey talk dey go jare, you need to embrace your wife to be and plan your family together cos as dey say two hands are better than one. I knw say pikin no dey carry pampas and baby food come frm heaven, but I believe say na God work him go help you arrange the package. But the gurl get scope o, she knw say if she waste time anoda pelepele go take over her parol so she come act fast, hehehehehheeh BABE!: God safe you say you beg if not hen, @ op, as we dey talk dey go jare, you need to embrace your wife to be and plan your family together cos as dey say two hands are better than one. I knw say pikin no dey carry pampas and baby food come frm heaven, but I believe say na God work him go help you arrange the package. But the gurl get scope o, she knw say if she waste time anoda pelepele go take over her parol so she come act fast, hehehehehheeh |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by violent(m): 9:56pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
O boy, see your life for outside na? on top say man must whack! chei! |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Rocktation(f): 1:50am On Jul 22, 2011 |
And whatever's wrong with pidgin? Hmmn. . . these fake Nigerians sef. Please OP, take pride in speaking your pidgin cos not every nigerian can. And trust me, it's a better way to communicate with your fellow country men when you're abroad, especially in the states. It's just sad to know that most of these people that think less of the pidgin language, lurk somewhere in the very heart of naija. |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by BABE3: 3:08am On Jul 22, 2011 |
High_Chief: Why's everyone talking the wrong way? (lol) Wetin I do na ehn? koolkamzzy: See this one---who begged you? I only said I was joking. I didn't beg you. Even if I hadn't "begged" sef, wetin you fit do--apart from hurl insults?-- (Rhetorical question) |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by BABE3: 3:27am On Jul 22, 2011 |
Rocktation: Ki la n so, Ki lo n so bayi? Ki'la gbe, ki na ju? Wetin we carry, wetin you con throw na ehn? We dey talk A, you dey talk Z--- Lemme even answer the OP sef--- ***clears throat*** Calid16, first of all, make I congratulate una. You don become a Papa be that--Nothing do you. I no dey try form "Holy-Holy" o, but na things like this wey dey make people abstain from "nacking" b4 marraige--no be only "bible talk" dey make people abstain. You suppose dey form fine boy now o---but see wetin bele con cause. Anyways--you don do am finish, you no go fit go back. My advice be say--marry the babe, take care of the pikin, and be good. Also, since marriage don jampack with your "standing on your feet" plans, e mean say you go amplify your focus and maturity sharp sharp be dat. |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Mynd44: 4:35am On Jul 22, 2011 |
BABE!, shey you fit preggy for me? I go marry you oh |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by koolkamzzy(m): 6:33am On Jul 22, 2011 |
Mynd_44:H Have you watched the movie "MARRIED TO A WITCH" I advise you go get a copy |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by BABE3: 6:39am On Jul 22, 2011 |
Mynd_44: You're still chasing after a married babe ba? --- you know I've warned you to quit. koolkamzzy: LOL---Typical! I was so expecting that. |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by koolkamzzy(m): 7:04am On Jul 22, 2011 |
BABE!: Typical good humour right? BTW I hope u had a gud night sleep cos it seems you spent your whole day on NL |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by BABE3: 7:09am On Jul 22, 2011 |
koolkamzzy: Nah--Typical asin "I was expecting you to insult me". Ermm, I haven't slept yet. It's 2:07 a.m where I'm at. And no, I didn't spend my whole day on NL. |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by koolkamzzy(m): 7:36am On Jul 22, 2011 |
@2am you still awake? Wel I advise you get some sleep to avoid all health issues related to lack of sleep. BTW I didn't insult you I was only giving a brotherly advise to a frnd in need. Abeg enough derailing, make we go back to our ogbonge tori, I hope say I go get enough time today to enjoy the tori dey go@2am you still awake? Wel I advise you get some sleep to avoid all health issues related to lack of sleep. BTW I didn't insult you I was only giving a brotherly advise to a frnd in need. Abeg enough derailing, make we go back to our ogbonge tori, I hope say I go get enough time today to enjoy the tori dey go |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Mynd44: 7:50am On Jul 22, 2011 |
BABE!: Its a Big JOKE. But do tell when it becomes annoying cos I tend to overdo stuff |
Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by Nobody: 8:42am On Jul 22, 2011 |
e don tey wey I read thread like this. OP u na correct guy with correct chick. Marry d babe now, after make una try chill for one - years b4 una drop again. E go better just try dey strict as u dey spend for now;i throway salute! |
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