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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Olojuobinrin(m): 12:44pm On Aug 05, 2022
janvier27:


Sharp thinking! Hilarious. I love this suggestion but I think it's not the best. What matters most in life is peace of mind. When you blow a lie, you have to keep sustaining it with plenty of lies and that can be stressful and cost you some peace of mind. Besides, most people defer to and appreciate forthright people as this character shows strength and maturity.

You see this particular one , after she leaves , she’s never stepping a foot in my house again , as a matter of fact , she will never get to hear from me again.

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by jeff1607(m): 12:45pm On Aug 05, 2022
YoungDaNaval:
I use my mum is visiting to scare them away oh! I tells my mum is the one that pays my rent and she's be here soon

You never jam

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by TPound(m): 12:45pm On Aug 05, 2022
Thinkam:
This lady I've barely known for less than 2weeks, doesn't want to leave my apartment.

Please what can I do to get her, out.

Change your locks when she goes out and chill at a motel for 2 days
Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Anuoluwa12345(f): 12:46pm On Aug 05, 2022
I am telling you... Most ppl only reason one way... What if the trick yields a bad result..and ppl are there liking the comments, he even have over 100 likes ..damn...
Ronix150:
In 2Baba Voice "Implications Implications" shocked


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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by franktech(m): 12:46pm On Aug 05, 2022
Bad guy
Olojuobinrin:


Since you already told her you’re traveling tomorrow and she’s watching tv sitting on the couch like the It’s her father’s house , bro go and disconnect the light , don’t fix it till tomorrow morning ! Wake up early enough , pack your bag tonight , if she no blind she go see sey you mean am, then tomorrow tell her to get dressed if she’s still there by tomorrow, she should take her things , walk her out , wish her goodbye like one of our brethren said , tell her you will miss her o and you will call her when you get to Wherever you are going to . If she asks when you will be back , tell her it will take a few weeks , if she says she’s going to remain in the house and wait till you come back , tell her your friend and his woman will be coming the house by weekend so it’s not possible!!
Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by essienisrael5(m): 12:47pm On Aug 05, 2022
Thinkam:


Breast zero, azz nothing to write home about..
Each moment I see her chest I get angry, wearing big bra for nothing, I should get her prosecuted.

I'm not a fan of marriage sef, but this attributes makes it worse

Lol
Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by kingPhidel(m): 12:47pm On Aug 05, 2022
You ain’t a man enough. Grow up man and take decisions and be responsible for your decisions.

Tell her babe. You need to go so that your family won’t see you was wayward or loose gal.
Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Spidermon: 12:47pm On Aug 05, 2022
Thinkam:


I'm a weak, finished man.. Don't know how to say no..
If by chance she says she want to stay.

Your crib must be very nice.
Her behaviour is a big red flag for me.
I have found that with being blunt is the best way to handle these girls. She might have already caught on your body language for her to leave but can choose to ignore it if you dont tell her in clear terms.

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Elimon(m): 12:48pm On Aug 05, 2022
Thinkam:


Told her I was traveling tomorrow, expected her to leave today, but she's still on my couch watching TV..


You have TV, you have a couch, you're using solar....

You're married my brother.

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Nobody: 12:49pm On Aug 05, 2022
Use another girl to do it. She doesn't have to agree to sex, just tell her to visit you in the money and ready to stay with you for the whole day. While your visitor is with you , don't give her any attention. Tell her she is your fiancee and your mum knows her very well. If she has a brain the size of walnut, she must know it's time up for her.
Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by moshino(m): 12:51pm On Aug 05, 2022
KingDash:
Beat her

Is that how they beat your mother, sisters and other female relatives.
Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by seanwilliam(m): 12:56pm On Aug 05, 2022
You’re a simp. Man up!
Tell her point black that she should leave that you’ll call her back before month end . Tell her your dad is visiting and will be spending 3days.

When she goes, start to Dey give her attitude, she go soji and leave you ..

All these girls are mad !
Dem don see sex as something so special . Something both of una enjoy o. Rubbishical rubbish

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by EBEk101(m): 12:58pm On Aug 05, 2022
Olojuobinrin:
Your mom is visiting with your other siblings to make arrangements on the remembrance of your late grandfather so she needs to leave .


Baba any babe wey u give lamba must succumb grin grin grin grin
Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by blackfase(m): 1:00pm On Aug 05, 2022
Werey! loool grin grin cheesy cheesy wink

doggedfighter:
You are just angry you didn't see big boobs.





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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Nobody: 1:01pm On Aug 05, 2022
Thinkam:
Firstly she scammed me, thought she had huge boobs, but turns out she only wears big bra's those things are tiny just nipples.

She has her own apartment, but for the past 4days she has been living with me practically...

I hate sharing my personal space, I've tried using technicalities and innuendos to drive her out, but none seems to work

Lol..

Finished man
Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Lama70(m): 1:01pm On Aug 05, 2022
Tell a close friend to call you with a hidden number late at night, threatening to deal with you for camping his wife.

Let the guy call several times.

She will try to defend herself but tell her your life is important than any relationship.

Are you a learner?

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by REALretep(m): 1:04pm On Aug 05, 2022
Thinkam:


I'm 23 this lady is 28, I no get money O, I just prefer long term solutions to immediate problems.

Yes I'm a weak man
Ahhh
You carry wetin pass you and you come de weak.
You are finished oo.
You better go down on your knees and pray to God to epp you. The babe most obviously knows what you are thinking. She's well experienced to know what is going through your small head. She fit even don use kayanmata on you sef.
You beta go on your knees and pray

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by tayo60(f): 1:06pm On Aug 05, 2022
Vickho:
you this useless illiterate.
You think this is a Yoruba forum?
mumu no go find way go school
You are mad! Must you quote me since you didn't understand the language? Omo radarada alainiran insulting their fathers and mothers on a faceless forum.

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by etrouble: 1:07pm On Aug 05, 2022
Olojuobinrin:
Your mom is visiting with your other siblings to make arrangements on the remembrance of your late grandfather so she needs to leave .

Lie Mohammed your brother.

Well, don't waste your talent, Peter Pandora Obituary is recruiting professional born liars.
Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Inali: 1:08pm On Aug 05, 2022
And you can't tell her outright to leave your house?

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by bigtt76(f): 1:10pm On Aug 05, 2022
You don fok finish abi? cheesy


Thinkam:
Firstly she scammed me, thought she had huge boobs, but turns out she only wears big bra's those things are tiny just nipples.

She has her own apartment, but for the past 4days she has been living with me practically...

I hate sharing my personal space, I've tried using technicalities and innuendos to drive her out, but none seems to work

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by grandstar(m): 1:12pm On Aug 05, 2022
Thinkam:


I don't use a generator, I use solar and moreover electricity is a bit fair here.

But I get your idea

I can see you have some dough. That's probably why she's not going. She has seen her husband.

Anyways, kick her out before she becomes more permanent.

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Nwadu: 1:13pm On Aug 05, 2022
Thinkam:


It's not just about the sex, Abeg O..
I need my house back

What state are you in cos I am looking for my neighbors daughter

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by achimendy(m): 1:14pm On Aug 05, 2022
Thinkam:
Firstly she scammed me, thought she had huge boobs, but turns out she only wears big bra's those things are tiny just nipples.

She has her own apartment, but for the past 4days she has been living with me practically...

I hate sharing my personal space, I've tried using technicalities and innuendos to drive her out, but none seems to work

you were looking for good boobs but it turned out to be something else, now you're crying.

Na you sabi o.
Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by InfinityFabric: 1:15pm On Aug 05, 2022
Thinkam:

I'm 23 this lady is 28, I no get money O, I just prefer long term solutions to immediate problems.
Guy eject! I repeat... eject!
The lady wants to retire in your house. After 25, their options goes down like a relegating team.
At 23, you have no business with women they'll rush you after 26.
Get your money, muscles, competence, confidence, on point.

Yes I'm a weak man
And weak ones gets cheated every single time.

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Dada4me: 1:19pm On Aug 05, 2022
It seems you're full of her honey, because I can't understand why you accommodated her in the first place.
Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by frozen70(f): 1:20pm On Aug 05, 2022
Thinkam:
This lady I've barely known for less than 2weeks, doesn't want to leave my apartment.

Please what can I do to get her, out.

You done bellefull

The thing done tire you abi ?

OK Naw, get another woman senior to her age, to do the job for you

Women no dey fear man, na their fellow women them dey fear
Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by samdaisi: 1:23pm On Aug 05, 2022
Oga go and beg somebody around you to come and display as your sturbon mother that will lash you in her present and later bounce back to her, she will give her 2 minutes to disappear.

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by tyinfinity: 1:23pm On Aug 05, 2022
If you drive her forcefully.you might not marry again in life.she is your God ordained wife
Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by DanielPat01: 1:26pm On Aug 05, 2022
shantti:
Pretend to be a ritualist.
In the middle of the night, switch off the entire light, draw a symentric star in your room and sit in the middle with red candles surrounding you. Make sure you wear red and red oh.
Start mumbling football players names, she won't understand what u r saying, she is a woman, she will think you are invoking Satan.
Then bring out a dagger and start moving towards her slowly and saying continuously, sacrifices must be made
She will run

Aswear you are a real comedian. My airflow almost got restricted because of laughter. You just made my day...

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by tayo60(f): 1:26pm On Aug 05, 2022
Vickho:
oponu jatijati I'm Yoruba by tribe but ugly evening old newspapers like you bring disgrace to my tribe.
You're the reason why igbos insult my tribe daily on this forum.
Illiterate
U are a perfect product of your home

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