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How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Thinkam: 8:05pm On Aug 04
This lady I've barely known for less than 2weeks, doesn't want to leave my apartment.

Please what can I do to get her, out.

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Thinkam: 8:08pm On Aug 04
Firstly she scammed me, thought she had huge boobs, but turns out she only wears big bra's those things are tiny just nipples.

She has her own apartment, but for the past 4days she has been living with me practically...

I hate sharing my personal space, I've tried using technicalities and innuendos to drive her out, but none seems to work

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Olojuobinrin(m): 8:15pm On Aug 04
Your mom is visiting with your other siblings to make arrangements on the remembrance of your late grandfather so she needs to leave .

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Typicool8(m): 8:18pm On Aug 04
Olojuobinrin:
Your mom is visiting with your other siblings to make arrangements on the remembrance of your late grandfather so she needs to leave .
I hail ooo

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Haakeem(m): 8:18pm On Aug 04
Or you tell her you are going on a vacation.

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by doggedfighter(f): 8:22pm On Aug 04
You are just angry you didn't see big boobs.





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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Angrygoat: 8:22pm On Aug 04
Off gen,change over from nepa to gen permanent. Hide power bank for 2days.she go move

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by tayo60(f): 8:35pm On Aug 04
Eni gbe aro wa lo ma gbe aro lo

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Acidosis(m): 8:55pm On Aug 04
Big bo.obs indeed. Your eyes don clear after two rounds of se.x abi? Men only feel that way when they sleep with women they don't like/love. Boo.b size is not the issue. Sex don humble you and all the lies you told her.

I hope your plans to evict her fail again and again. grin Two weeks in your house will make a difference.

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Thinkam: 9:13pm On Aug 04
Olojuobinrin:
Your mom is visiting with your other siblings to make arrangements on the remembrance of your late grandfather so she needs to leave .

Would this really work?

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Thinkam: 9:14pm On Aug 04
Angrygoat:
Off gen,change over from nepa to gen permanent. Hide power bank for 2days.she go move

I don't use a generator, I use solar and moreover electricity is a bit fair here.

But I get your idea

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Thinkam: 9:15pm On Aug 04
Haakeem:
Or you tell her you are going on a vacation.

Told her I was traveling tomorrow, expected her to leave today, but she's still on my couch watching TV..

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Thinkam: 9:16pm On Aug 04
doggedfighter:
You are just angry you didn't see big boobs.





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She committed fraud, of course I am angry

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by KingDash: 9:16pm On Aug 04
Beat her

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Thinkam: 9:16pm On Aug 04
Acidosis:
Big bo.obs indeed. Your eyes don clear after two rounds of se.x abi? Men only feel that way when they sleep with women they don't like/love. Boo.b size is not the issue. Sex don humble you and all the lies you told her.

I hope your plans to evict her fail again and again. grin Two weeks in your house will make a difference.

It's not just about the sex, Abeg O..
I need my house back

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Thinkam: 9:17pm On Aug 04
KingDash:
Beat her

No!

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by doggedfighter(f): 9:18pm On Aug 04
Thinkam:


She committed fraud, of course I am angry


But you enjoyed the nipples, why angry?


Allow the young woman to stay as long as she wants.


Don't be selfish !

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by doggedfighter(f): 9:19pm On Aug 04
Acidosis:
Big bo.obs indeed. Your eyes don clear after two rounds of se.x abi? Men only feel that way when they sleep with women they don't like/love. Boo.b size is not the issue. Sex don humble you and all the lies you told her.

I hope your plans to evict her fail again and again. grin Two weeks in your house will make a difference.


Post nut clarity grin grin

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Haakeem(m): 9:20pm On Aug 04
Thinkam:


Told her I was traveling tomorrow, expected her to leave today, but she's still on my couch watching TV..

Then package some of your belongings tommorow morning walk her out lock your door greet her goodbye and pretend you are on your way...

omo kuku use your brain do the remaining trick.

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Thinkam: 9:22pm On Aug 04
doggedfighter:



But you enjoyed the nipples, why angry?


Allow the young woman to stay as long as she wants.


Don't be selfish !

I didn't enjoy anything, what even scares me now, she mentioned she wants to get married grin grin

And have a baby grin grin

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Thinkam: 9:23pm On Aug 04
Haakeem:
Then parkage some of your belongings tommorow morning walk her out lock your door greet her goodbye and pretend you are on your way...

omo kuku use your brain do the remaining trick.

I'm a weak, finished man.. Don't know how to say no..
If by chance she says she want to stay.

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by doggedfighter(f): 9:23pm On Aug 04
Thinkam:


I didn't enjoy anything, what even scares me now, she mentioned she wants to get married grin grin

And have a baby grin grin


Congratulations baba ibeji. grin


Where's the wedding at grin

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Thinkam: 9:26pm On Aug 04
doggedfighter:



Congratulations baba ibeji. grin


Where's the wedding at grin

Breast zero, azz nothing to write home about..
Each moment I see her chest I get angry, wearing big bra for nothing, I should get her prosecuted.

I'm not a fan of marriage sef, but this attributes makes it worse

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Olojuobinrin(m): 9:28pm On Aug 04
Thinkam:


Told her I was traveling tomorrow, expected her to leave today, but she's still on my couch watching TV..


Since you already told her you’re traveling tomorrow and she’s watching tv sitting on the couch like the It’s her father’s house , bro go and disconnect the light , don’t fix it till tomorrow morning ! Wake up early enough , pack your bag tonight , if she no blind she go see sey you mean am, then tomorrow tell her to get dressed if she’s still there by tomorrow, she should take her things , walk her out , wish her goodbye like one of our brethren said , tell her you will miss her o and you will call her when you get to Wherever you are going to . If she asks when you will be back , tell her it will take a few weeks , if she says she’s going to remain in the house and wait till you come back , tell her your friend and his woman will be coming the house by weekend so it’s not possible!!

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by shantti(m): 9:28pm On Aug 04
Pretend to be a ritualist.
In the middle of the night, switch off the entire light, draw a symentric star in your room and sit in the middle with red candles surrounding you. Make sure you wear red and red oh.
Start mumbling football players names, she won't understand what u r saying, she is a woman, she will think you are invoking Satan.
Then bring out a dagger and start moving towards her slowly and saying continuously, sacrifices must be made
She will run

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Kobicove(m): 9:29pm On Aug 04
After you don 'chop' am finish grin

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Prettygirl200(f): 9:30pm On Aug 04
Lol allow her to stay as long as she want naaa, didn't u enjoy the sex and the tiny nipples? Why being selfish abeg allow the young lady jorr

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Haakeem(m): 9:32pm On Aug 04
Thinkam:


I'm a weak, finished man.. Don't know how to say no..
If by chance she says she want to stay.
Chai!.

Ok if by chance she says she wants to stay, simply tell you don't trust her yet that when you're back you let her know.

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Angrygoat: 9:37pm On Aug 04
Let there be darkness. Sharap dia foo l. U wan tellme say una nor dey fuc k steady
Thinkam:


I don't use a generator, I use solar and moreover electricity is a bit fair here.

But I get your idea

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Ronix150: 9:38pm On Aug 04
In 2Baba Voice "Implications Implications" shocked


shantti:
Pretend to be a ritualist.
In the middle of the night, switch off the entire light, draw a symentric star in your room and sit in the middle with red candles surrounding you. Make sure you wear red and red oh.
Start mumbling football players names, she won't understand what u r saying, she is a woman, she will think you are invoking Satan.
Then bring out a dagger and start moving towards her slowly and saying continuously, sacrifices must be made
She will run

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Haakeem(m): 9:41pm On Aug 04
shantti:
Pretend to be a ritualist.
In the middle of the night, switch off the entire light, draw a symentric star in your room and sit in the middle with red candles surrounding you. Make sure you wear red and red oh.
Start mumbling football players names, she won't understand what u r saying, she is a woman, she will think you are invoking Satan.
Then bring out a dagger and start moving towards her slowly and saying continuously, sacrifices must be made
She will run
lol you're not well.

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Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by gassbee: 9:59pm On Aug 04
Thinkam:


I don't use a generator, I use solar and moreover electricity is a bit fair here.

But I get your idea
just go n see her parents, collect list and pay her bride price, she is a wife material

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