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Romance Mathematics by Sicherheit(m): 3:18pm On Aug 06, 2011 |
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS:- -Smart man + smart woman = romance. -Smart man + dumb woman = affair. -Dumb man + smart woman = marriage. -Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy. _________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC:- -Smart boss + smart employee = profit. -Smart boss + dumb employee = production. -Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion. -Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime. _________________________ SHOPPING MATH:- -A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. -A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS:- -A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. -A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. -A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. -A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _________________________ HAPPINESS:- -To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. -To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. _________________________ LONGEVITY:- -Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. _________________________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE:- -A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. -A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _________________________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE:- -A woman has the last word in any argument. -Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _________________________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:- -Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. 1 Like |
Re: Romance Mathematics by Mynd44: 3:50pm On Aug 06, 2011 |
Nice but where did you copy it from? |
Re: Romance Mathematics by Nobody: 3:51pm On Aug 06, 2011 |
How the heck is this romantic or whatever? |
Re: Romance Mathematics by Sicherheit(m): 3:53pm On Aug 06, 2011 |
Then put it where it should be and stop grousing. |
Re: Romance Mathematics by Nobody: 4:05pm On Aug 06, 2011 |
Toilet. . But we don't have it here |
Re: Romance Mathematics by SIlknSteel(f): 4:42pm On Aug 06, 2011 |
@Poster: OMG! I couldnt stop laffing esp @d Shopping maths cause l just did dat some hour ago and wen l read ur post,l started asking myself why l bought dis stuff l dont really need evn doh l bought like half d price Lolz!!! |
Re: Romance Mathematics by 190: 4:53pm On Aug 06, 2011 |
[size=28pt]culled from : http://100777.com/node/1421[/size] |
Re: Romance Mathematics by BIGVAJINA(f): 1:26pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
Re: Romance Mathematics by dabrake(m): 2:16pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
me likey |
Re: Romance Mathematics by Mynd44: 2:37pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
Mynd_44: Nice but where did you copy it from?I take it back. It is crap |
Re: Romance Mathematics by Nobody: 3:36pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
Re: Romance Mathematics by Tyche(m): 3:48pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
190: [size=28pt]culled from : http://100777.com/node/1421[/size]Busted |
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