ROMANCE MATHEMATICS:-
-Smart man + smart woman = romance.
-Smart man + dumb woman = affair.
-Dumb man + smart woman = marriage.
-Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC:-
-Smart boss + smart employee = profit.
-Smart boss + dumb employee = production.
-Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion.
-Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime.
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SHOPPING MATH:-
-A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
-A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS:-
-A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
-A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
-A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
-A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS:-
-To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
-To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY:-
-Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE:-
-A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
-A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE:-
-A woman has the last word in any argument.
-Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:-
-Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Nice but where did you copy it from?

How the heck is this romantic or whatever?

Then put it where it should be and stop grousing.

Toilet. . But we don't have it here

@Poster: OMG! I couldnt stop laffing esp @d Shopping maths cause l just did dat some hour ago and wen l read ur post,l started asking myself why l bought dis stuff l dont really need evn doh l bought like half d price Lolz!!!

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Mynd_44: Nice but where did you copy it from?

I take it back. It is crap

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