*Me and mum watching film in the parlor then my phone rings*

Babe: Hello dear

Me: My Lo...Hey, Hello

Mum:

Babe: You haven't sent that stuff you promised o

Me: I know, I'll send it soon...To spice things up, I'll even gi...*lowers my voice*... give you head tomorrow

Mum: Hmmmm

Babe: *giggles* Alright my king... I can't wait. I love you so much

Me: We thank God bro...*cuts call*

Mum: Who do you want to give your head to, Ugonna??

Me: *laughs out loud*...No oo, Mummy. It's not like that abeg. Giving head means I'll give you #500. One of my guys asked me for money, so I promised to give him #500 tomorrow...give you head. You understand ba??

Mum: Hiaaannn!! nawa o, you people and these your useless slangs...issokayy

Me: Maaaallleeeee *playfully punches her right arm*

{The next day, my guy came to visit}

Guy: Broooo!!

Me: Boss

Guy:My oga.. hwfa na. *mum enters parlor*... Ahh! Mummy good morning ma

Mum: Ehen, Jerry... how are you?

Guy: I'm fine ma

Mum: Your Mummy nko?

Guy: She's fine ma

Mum: Alright... Ugonna, please go outside and get me that my blue wrapper l hanged there

Me: Okay

Mum: When you enter inside, then you come and give me head in my room... remember you promised me yesterday night

My guy:

On that note nlders ,

I sell Google voice numbers

Foreign WhatsApp numbers.

Hacked netflix.

WhatsApp spy app.

Us fb accounts.

Dstv logins etc
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theblackrannger:
On that note nlders ,
I sell Google voice numbers
Foreign WhatsApp numbers.
Hacked netflix.
WhatsApp spy app.
Us fb accounts.
Dstv logins etc �9�5�7759�3. Dm

4 and 5yrs fb available. dm number if interested

theblackrannger:
On that note nlders ,
I sell Google voice numbers
Foreign WhatsApp numbers.
Hacked netflix.
WhatsApp spy app.
Us fb accounts.
Dstv logins etc �9�5�7759�3. Dm

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