JasonScoolari:
I don't patronize prostitute....


One cold morning, waking up with a boner, I decided to put on my TV and listen to MTV base so I can listen to good music while I prepare for work... As I stood there with my boner waiting for DSTV to load, NEPA in their usually manner take their light. So I dropped the remote in annoyance and went straight to the bathroom to have my shower.

I noticed that my "Tiger" is not going down when I put on my underwear, so I had to look for my jeans which I never planned to wear and put it on just to cage him.

The spirit of konji was not pleased with the way I imprisoned Tiger and making his awkward standing ovation on a Monday morning visible, so the spirit of konji promised to deal with me. I dashed out of the house heading to the junction to enter Keke that would take me to the ever busy PTI junction at Warri. I stopped one and entered, then another lady flagged the Keke down heading to DSC round-about, this lady was not putting on bra, (86.25% of Warri girls hate bra) breast was standing erect while her nipples were sharp, almost piercing the white crop top she was putting on.

I looked away from the morning temptation and concentrated on some guys shouting at one Hausa bikeman. Konji had other plans to disgrace me that morning, as another lady stopped the Keke and entered from the other side making me to be at the middle of them. This one was heavily blessed in her behind and also her chest as those two twins on her chest were shining like 2baba's head.

Tiger was struggling to escape, stretching himself to be freed, but I pin it down. Then the first lady came down at DSC round-about, paid the Keke man and left... We stopped at PTI junction as I was about to pay my money before those notorious Almajiri children attack me to beg, I noticed one young girl standing close to me with her breast touching my back trying to greet the Keke driver, stimulated all the hormones in my body. "My God"

I got to the office and that was when I saw konji face to face pointing at me saying I will suffer today. Rukky my colleague came to greet me in an unusual manner by hugging me from behind and telling me that she will come to my area today to collect my electric blender.... So many evil thoughts flashed into my big head as I watched her shake her not too big ass to the changing room.

When I got back home, thinking of all the things I have seen today, I quickly put a call across to one of my friend to help me get pork meat so I can add it to my empty stew.... That was when konji whipped me at the back of my neck to call Rukky, she picked and told me she can't come because she was invited for one church program.... I searched for ladies contacts on my phone, called some of them, but as usual, the "I nor fit come today" was the reply... By this time, all my eyes start to pepper me, body start to hot like who get high fever...

I don't patronize prostitute's, and guy man need to cast the evil spirit of konji out of my body.. I went outside, then a call came in; "Bros you dey house? I dey come now"


You know what that means!!!

That was how konji ran away.

Psych412:
without self control, konji will make you do things you're not supposed to do or make you go back to(Ex's)

Czathedemigod:

Lol better share ur experience.good morning

Tekes:


From where did you board the Keke going to pti? Okuokoko or Ebremede/Ugbomro express.

Those almajiri children for pti junction opposite gbagi plaza, mostly the girls, Dem can disturb die.

babe I want to see you today, Sorry, I can't make it today babe abeg nah, Please I can promise tomorrow. I will make it. Don't worry. babe if you don't come today I will just die or u want me dead before tomorrow

babe when you coming please don't wear jeans, it is too hard to pull off

babe when we meet I will go ten rounds
Enhen really .
yes o. In fact I can reach 20 rounds

Amaka please don't disappoint today. I'm waiting I have already tidy up everywhere

neighbor Neighbor NEIGHBOR! Do you have condom. I can't get at the pharmacy it is already late

[i] oga good evening, abeg how much be condom Ah I am done for the day as you can see I am closing my shop. Go get it elsewhere ah! Oga abeg nah, jux help me open the shop and sell Okay N2500 AHH! FOR COMDOM! look man! I no fit shout, excuse me pls Oya bring am

I hope you are not on your period

Psych412:
a long read...but I over came it.... different rubbish thoughts entering my head

Tekes:


From where did you board the Keke going to pti? Okuokoko or Ebremede/Ugbomro express.

Those almajiri children for pti junction opposite gbagi plaza, mostly the girls, Dem can disturb die.

Psych412:
a long read...but I over came it.... different rubbish thoughts entering my head

Psych412:
without self control, konji will make you do things you're not supposed to do or make you go back to(Ex's)

makeherscream:
Omo konji want to finish me right now , my babe is not around for more than 3 months now she traveled, I don't patronize bitches , I just stop masturbating not long ago about a month now because masturbation almost damaged my dick , having sex will be as if am suffering my self because I won't cum plus penis will just be falling anyhow during sex nawa oo

But ever since I stop masturbating have noticed some changes in my dick , my dick is always erect at any sight of seeing yansh , plus I can see pre cum dripping when erect, I doubt if I will last 2 minutes now lol ,

to make matter worse when am at home in the evening after work, my female neighbor have big ass very soft and tempting you can tell its very soft the way it shakes OMG , and she can shake it carelessly ehnnnn daughter of Jezebel ,

na only God go save me make I no go rape person pikin

Pickmycall:
You go see married woman yansh ,she tie wrapper, wey her bress don fall finish you go dey reason sex with her.All this na konji.
I get therapy for my case.I go enter bathroom and Jack Off.I swear, immediately I jackooff I dey come back to my senses.