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Does This Makes Me A Simp? by VictorUSA(m): 9:40am On Oct 19, 2022
I'm badly in love with my gf and rarely does a minute pass without her cropping up my mind.

- I don't react with violence whenever she annoys me.

- She've jacked my collar twice but I wouldn't raise a finger and she would come begging with tears.

- She gives me money as she's from a wealthy family.

- She always come to cook for me or bring food for me whenever momma deny me of food.

- She clean my room

- I wash her legs and kiss her feet

- We hang out with each other to pass time

- I treat her with care as I can't afford to live without her.


When we sum the above does that make me a simp?
Re: Does This Makes Me A Simp? by Chris2863(m): 10:01am On Oct 19, 2022
Abeg, shift

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Re: Does This Makes Me A Simp? by efelicity: 10:42am On Oct 19, 2022
Correct G
Re: Does This Makes Me A Simp? by Danlax(f): 12:38pm On Oct 19, 2022
"I wash her legs and kiss her feet" caught my attention tho...!

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Re: Does This Makes Me A Simp? by Nonywendy(m): 1:29pm On Oct 19, 2022
VictorUSA:
I'm badly in love with my gf and rarely does a minute pass without her cropping up my mind.

- I don't react with violence whenever she annoys me.

- She've jacked my collar twice but I wouldn't raise a finger and she would come begging with tears.

- She gives me money as she's from a wealthy family.

- She always come to cook for me or bring food for me whenever momma deny me of food.

- She clean my room

- I wash her legs and kiss her feet

- We hang out with each other to pass time

- I treat her with care as I can't afford to live without her.


When we sum the above does that make me a simp?
All the things u mentioned are okay except washing of feet and kissing of feet. That singular act has made u general overseer of SIMP group LTD

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Re: Does This Makes Me A Simp? by Godada(m): 3:08pm On Oct 19, 2022


You are doing well
Re: Does This Makes Me A Simp? by nickyj19: 4:03pm On Oct 19, 2022
just say u are in love with her family wealth oloju kokuro ole undecided

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Re: Does This Makes Me A Simp? by Illegal1(m): 5:40pm On Oct 19, 2022
VictorUSA:
- I wash her legs and kiss her feet
another peter obi pattner in crime(lies)
Re: Does This Makes Me A Simp? by Ehinjuola: 5:42pm On Oct 19, 2022
VictorUSA:
.....

She gives me money as she's from a wealthy family.

- She always come to cook for me or bring food for me whenever momma deny me of food.


The above italics make you the chairman of SIMP-lization.
It shows you're undependable fellow, which makes you wallowing in the state of SIMPing coz regardless of what she do, you will always want to pleased her which will shade out all her wrong doings.

Man, man up.. If you really love her as you claimed, let her know how much you detest her locking up your collar, or were you not the one that said she usually locks up your collar n she will later came back crying n pleading (Manipulation at its peak)

Don't let her nice gesture blind you off the red flags that's looming, coz who knows you may/might end up together n all the giveaway you mentioned will be something of insignificant to you what will keep your relationship sailing is the character she shows when when you're still dating/courting.

So wise up man!

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Re: Does This Makes Me A Simp? by Nobody: 8:38pm On Oct 19, 2022
You no fit stay heaven.
Re: Does This Makes Me A Simp? by Nobody: 9:04pm On Oct 19, 2022
Yo!!! That's too deep
Re: Does This Makes Me A Simp? by Nobody: 11:08pm On Oct 19, 2022
You're a simp!

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Re: Does This Makes Me A Simp? by Nobody: 11:08pm On Oct 19, 2022
TPGoddess:
Yo!!! That's too deep

You're here again? How's your throat now?
Re: Does This Makes Me A Simp? by ruzell86: 7:10am On Oct 20, 2022
VictorUSA:
I'm badly in love with my gf and rarely does a minute pass without her cropping up my mind.

- I don't react with violence whenever she annoys me.

- She've jacked my collar twice but I wouldn't raise a finger and she would come begging with tears.

- She gives me money as she's from a wealthy family.

- She always come to cook for me or bring food for me whenever momma deny me of food.

- She clean my room

- I wash her legs and kiss her feet

- We hang out with each other to pass time

- I treat her with care as I can't afford to live without her.


When we sum the above does that make me a simp?
Did you write... you kiss her feet and can't afford to live without her?

Being a Simp would have been better. You're a Simpazee.

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Re: Does This Makes Me A Simp? by Michelle70(m): 6:13am On Oct 22, 2022
Nonywendy:
All the things u mentioned are okay except washing of feet and kissing of feet. That singular act has made u general overseer of SIMP group LTD
Jesus did it to his fellowers
Re: Does This Makes Me A Simp? by Nonywendy(m): 1:07pm On Oct 22, 2022
Michelle70:
Jesus did it to his fellowers
doing it for a girl is different to wat Jesus did
Re: Does This Makes Me A Simp? by Michelle70(m): 1:40pm On Oct 22, 2022
Nonywendy:
doing it for a girl is different to wat Jesus did
Its still love
Re: Does This Makes Me A Simp? by Awesomeking: 3:01pm On Oct 22, 2022
More than just simp bro,your own be like mumu...please man up and take charge of your life..dont display any character you wont be proud of in front of your friends

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