Magnoliaa:


Very very weird people, and they are plenty in this life.

Same way some don't like chicken, turkey, milk, Golden Morn, etc.

Nawa.

Golden morn? It's normal not to like that one naa.
Ounje omode.

mariahAngel:
Golden morn? It's normal not to like that one naa.
Ounje omode.

You-- you--- you too are slandering Golden Morn?

Sorry, but I have to group you with those weird people, atp.

Magnoliaa:


You-- you--- you too are slandering Golden Morn?

Sorry, but I have to group you with those weird people, atp.

A good cook should never like cereals. There, I said it!

PlayMaker14:
Where are you learning all these street language from? You attend Sunday School today so?

I live just at the intersection of a rowdy area and a quiet vicinity.

I go out, and there's a famed street food vendor close to where I stay and guys are always coming around.

I had friends. I was socialised with music and movies, and most especially Sonnobax15 on Nairaland. That dude cannot stop using the word.

I found it irritating at some point.

You attend Sunday School today so?

I don tell you say you be my mentor.

I wan best you.

mariahAngel:
A good cook should never like cereals. There, I said it!

Oh well. Let me just go and treat myself in the ER for this shot.

Magnoliaa:


I live just at the intersection of a rowdy area and a quiet vicinity.

I go out, and there's a famed street food vendor close to where I stay and guys are always coming around.

I had friends. I was socialised with music and movies, and most especially Sonnob.ax15 on Nairaland. That dude cannot stop using the word.

I found it irritating at some point.



I don tell you say you be my mentor.

I wan best you.

Lol, your area resemble Okokomaiko somehow....


Maybe you'll be the "banny" I will invite to prepare something delicious for me.

wehdone:
I woke up today, and decided to fry the unripe plantain I bought yesterday... I wanted something quite crispy. Unfortunately, the green plantain was slightly yellow; just overnight! Well... It came out well; golden and crispy

I decided to look at the other ripe plantain, and it was almost over ripe. I vex! Use that anger begin fry everything and everybody!

That anger gingered the cook/chef in me; I decided to cook for my people... They had gone to church

please what's the name of your deep fryer

Magnoliaa:


Oh well. Let me just go and treat myself in the ER for this shot.

Pele.

wehdone:
Still cooking

Husband material

Lol you are doing well.

see food wey person cook ooo, na him one person cook noodles wey be like sacrifice wey no complete.
may God have mercy upan us.

mariahAngel:


I consider those who don't like plantain as weird.
Plantain na happy food.

Make we invite Nlfpmod.

I can fry a bunch and not have a taste.
It's not that I don't like it oooo but e no dey ginger me like that.

Nne, happy Sunday to you.

Please where is your house I'm very hungry I want to eat please give me your address thank you

wehdone:
Food is ready

wehdone:
What's cooking

As I see say the person fry dodo I just get to know it’s going to be mouth watering, but why una cos hungry like this na? See well cooked jollof rice with enough ingredients

Me that drink Garri before going to lectures almost every day.

Thank you for the oppression.

Zonefree:

Wow..what a caring and loving madam. She's a Nigerian?

Kriss216 don cast You signature dey everywhere for this your Zonefree moniker You don cast, last last

I will save this. Anytime I am hungry, I will come and look at these pictures, then go to sleep

wehdone:
Following the first set, I decided to fry the almost over ripe plantain... Well, this set behaved like bandits. Simply put, they decided to burn themselves


Very disobedient lots

You burn plantain com dey blame the plantain again.... Poor plantain

Nice one

Magnoliaa and Playmaker14, take it offline make person see road

wehdone:
Food is ready

You said You were cooking jollof rice na, that's fried rice I'm seeing ooo

It is good as she labeled it. I nearly pour sunlight soap in a cooking rice thinking I took salt. Both are in the same type of container. It was the smell I perceived that made me paused.

wehdone:


Lol... Na madam label everything. I've complained severally of not knowing what is what. So she labelled them so that I won't ask her for assistance when I'm cooking (I cook once in a while)

Am Salivating .......

spartachico:
see food wey person cook ooo, na him one person cook noodles wey be like sacrifice wey no complete.
may God have mercy upan us.

Nairalanders, una too get bad mouth

Zonefree:

Really, Mariah?

You gat ball problems?

Omo baba olowo....

wehdone:


Very Nigerian. But an atypical Naija woman.

This statement doesn't make sense. Your wife is Nigerian just like your mother and sisters, and there's nothing atypical about them. If they're great people, it's because Nigeria is diverse and has both the good and the bad. You can't praise your woman and trash her identity in the same sentence. I thought a married man should know better than to join nairaland teenagers in bashing thier mothers and sisters.

PlayMaker14:
Maybe you'll be the "banny" I will invite to prepare something delicious for me.

Me wey I no fit even boil water. Wo.

Hunger go scatter your head.

Octopusssy:
Magnolia and Playmaker, take it offline make person see road

Aunty Ishi, this is a ten-lane road.

Pass the other side naaa.

Hian.

Ok OP Mr Wehdon. Now that you have cooked this sumptuous food, how do you intend to get into the mouths of Nairalanders?

Or you just want us to only salivate?

Burnt offering...
The rice looks delicious

azraeljaheel:
Lord why did I open this thread

lolzzzz