Dearlord:
Ugly virgin.

Abeg ooo, where our nairaland virgin seeker?
Make una come carry this one oooo

olisaEze:
I knew many virgin girls in Uniport that year with similar stories but surprisingly missing hymens when u eventually get take them to bed. One once confided in me that though her virginity is spiritual she has not allowed another to enter the garden since the first time. This was as she was sucking my cork butt nekid in bed! All these girls with stories that tickle. The only people that care about virginity are daddies with teenage daughters. It’s neither an indicator that ur husband will not cheat, nor is it a sign of goodness in a woman. Who go suffer im husband go still suffer am virgin or no virgin!

AfroKnight:
Congratulations

Magnolia come and see your disciple.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
all dis plenty grammar yet u no show us your virginity certificate?

Magnoliaa:


My disciple where?

Me and am resemble?

Abeg, make she go collect National Merit Award if she feels she is deserving and it'll make her happy.

AfroKnight:
I tink say na your disciple.

But come, Why are you like this? Congratulate her na. It is not easy to say no to enjoyment.

Magnoliaa:


You're thinking.

Be thinking for people what they are very well o. Very soon now, I will arrest you for a thought crime . I don get Eqswaya friend; my amiable Barrister Folake4u, so you berra mind the judgments and statements you will be making about me henceforth!

You have said the congratulations on our behalf , that was why I highlighted yours.

True true, e no easy. People like me cannot can.

Magnoliaa:


You're thinking.

Be thinking for people what they are very well o. Very soon now, I will arrest you for a thought crime . I don get Eqswaya friend; my amiable Barrister Folake.4u, so you berra mind the judgments and statements you will be making about me henceforth!

You have said the congratulations on our behalf , that was why I highlighted yours.

True true, e no easy. People like me cannot can.

AfroKnight:
This your last sentence ehn…

But Maggie ahn ahn there is no need to involve lawyer.

folake4u:
You just sha wan find my trouble, Maggie.

Magnoliaa:


No, nahhh.

Before Izu will zap all your energy finish, I say I should squeeze in my own cases and use from it, and your prowess small.

In fact sef, that A.froKnight is a big cheat and a promiscuous-mist.

We'll be having our traditional wedding next month, and you'll help us draw up a prenup.

folake4u:
Izu been wan kill me oh.

Lmaoo. You like the Afro guy abi you nor like am?

Anyways, come to my chambers for more advice.

Magnoliaa:


I dey fly come now.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
all dis plenty grammar yet u no show us your virginity certificate?

justicechichex:
Are we supposed to say congratulations to her??

Shalommy:
She try! But wetin come be my gain for her matter now? Oopss...