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| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by pendo89(f): 6:04pm On Sep 04, 2011 |
[/quote][quote author=claremont link=topic=751677.msg9077298#msg9077298 date=1315155183]  .I only covered 'physical'Okay he must love weather forecast and any other natural phenomena He must be adventurous not boring.Boredom is a killer No thick beards or shrubs on face Well maintained fingernails and toes, Walks upright and commands respect Yes he should be able to carry me.I weigh 50 kg>> I bag of cement Hold me close.I love to be held like a baby. to be continued tomorrow and next week |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by claremont(m): 6:12pm On Sep 04, 2011 |
pendo89:I hate weather forecasts with a passion. I am not adventurous, I live a boring life. I have Osama Bin laden kind of beards, very unkempt. My fingernails and toes are filled with scum.  I walk with a bad hump, I have never been able to walk straight since I was born, I have a very hunched back. I weigh 45kg, I definitely can't carry someone who weighs more than me. I hate cuddles. Therefore, on the basis of this overwhelming evidence, I am ineligible, and hereby disqualified for NOT meeting the criteria of the great Pendo89. I am ready to recommend a great friend of mine by the name of Coogar who I think exceeds these criteria!  |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by Nobody: 6:15pm On Sep 04, 2011 |
Oh my word lol. Pendo conclude that list while you're young o lol. |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by pendo89(f): 6:25pm On Sep 04, 2011 |
claremont: Lol. Ok Sir claremont,step aside and let me keep on with my search. you have failed miserably. wish you luck with ur unkempt beards and scum. Next He must be able be a good singer or AT LEAST be able to produce a melody .I sing and compose so I need to do a duet with somebody.He must play an instrument.Not drum. Be a able to dance. A normal dance not traditional. Posess a mad sense of Humour.I laugh nonstop daily so I need no hard face staring at me. mmh ok. I pause there. I am sure the op understands what a long list is now |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by claremont(m): 6:35pm On Sep 04, 2011 |
^^ Take a space rocket and go to planet Mars, you will find men that meet your standards there! |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by pendo89(f): 6:38pm On Sep 04, 2011 |
Sorry. Got him already. on planet earth.They exist! |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by claremont(m): 6:41pm On Sep 04, 2011 |
pendo89:He must be a virtual character created by a computer somewhere, I doubt if any human being possess ALL the standards you quoted. If he is real, then you must be luckier than someone who won £100 million in the Euro million contest. |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by pendo89(f): 6:44pm On Sep 04, 2011 |
claremont: Love has no value. His name is Johny.Ever heard of him? JB? hes soo real and carries me with one arm. |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by claremont(m): 6:47pm On Sep 04, 2011 |
pendo89:So Johnny Bravo, a cartoon character, knows how to "love" human beings too?! This delusion is much deeper than I thought it was!  |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by pendo89(f): 6:51pm On Sep 04, 2011 |
claremont: If you cant beat him DONT HATE.Hes my metamorphic guy. He even has 4 fingers!!! can you beat that? check the muscles. [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTj6cVEI1xcqurYpmHa_A-EFvpBUpKt6dDrLfcWQBA-hrNQr9gz[/img] |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by claremont(m): 6:59pm On Sep 04, 2011 |
^^ Obviously, your expectations are too high and very unrealistic; even Coogar can't even meet them! |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by pendo89(f): 7:03pm On Sep 04, 2011 |
Who is coogar and why do u keep mentioning him? My list was a reply to the topic.Its true we have long lists of unrealistic expectations. Do u expect me to ignore a dude cz he cant sing or play instrument,carry me around or all those things I mentioned? Only Johny can do that and hes a cartoon. Am sure its clear now. |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by claremont(m): 7:08pm On Sep 04, 2011 |
pendo89:He will definitely be here soon , he always acts like a very thirsty dog whenever a thread is opened by a genuine NL lady. Stop derailing damn it!  |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by pendo89(f): 7:12pm On Sep 04, 2011 |
claremont: Tell him that 'I was here but I have since vacated the thread. Let him wait for his next victim. And you go to bed. and dream about LOVE cheers. |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by MrsChima(f): 7:20pm On Sep 04, 2011 |
The most standard one of them all should be SOMEONE THAT HAS A PULSE. |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by Ladyjide(f): 7:33pm On Sep 04, 2011 |
Mrs.Chima:Lol |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by Nobody: 4:00am On Sep 05, 2011 |
Mrs.Chima: Yes o! That rules out the dead and Richard Cheney. Sorry ladies. |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by BABE3: 4:13am On Sep 05, 2011 |
Yh---that list thingy is starting to seem irrelevant. Like Madam Oshelenge said, "Make me happy". @ OP: Some people's standards are simply unrealistically foo[i]lis[/i]h (and they don't even know it). Some are just mere Fantasies. Some lists are hypocritical. E.g An ugly babe (correct wowo) requesting and demanding for a Brad Pitt type of guy. Who doesn't know that birds of same feather flock together--? The lists are all WANTS, WANTS and more WANTS. Not everyone (most people don't) gets what they want in life. Nuff said. |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by Lax75(m): 4:17am On Sep 05, 2011 |
Geez. I have a headache  |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by Nobody: 5:04am On Sep 05, 2011 |
BABE!: Lol GBAM! Although I think Nigerian guys commit that crime the most lol. |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by MrsChima(f): 5:07am On Sep 05, 2011 |
When I was single, I wanted a man that has a pulse and black. I don't think my list was too unrealistic wasn't it? |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by MMM2(m): 5:25am On Sep 05, 2011 |
pendo 98 can i do plastic surgery so i can meet up 2 ur demand? |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by BABE3: 9:51pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
ogugua88: lol-- I think it's more of the ladies--- (I don't have a reason why I think so). |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by pendo89(f): 10:57pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
M M M: oh no,you are fine the way you are. you were born original pliz don't die a copy.  |
| Re: Long List Of Standards: But Are They Too High And Unrealistic by Youngpo413: 7:47am On Dec 30, 2014 |
claremont:lol,naturally,ladies are dreamers they only wake up late to face reality...thats why most of them go old for their papa house. |
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