I've dropped at the junction babe.. I'm wearing blue gown 😏

Reply as the guy.

2go days

Endtime Slay Queen

All these disguise drag we are doing in this country will not augur well for the future generations.

Encouraging cross dressing and subsequently gayism is condemned.

Ok, give the phone to the Okada man....

Okada, abeg help me carry that girl back to where you carry am from, make sure say you collect your money complete o.. hangs up

Heavy rain is falling at the junction, im not seeing you. Network switch off.

The way I go take put my keke for gear-4 take speed leave her en,e go be like say fast and furious latest movie

Is that a guy or girl?

Na where d conversation go just end..

If Konji Hold u and she come for night


Some guys go pass backyard bring her in


Then wake her by 5:30 give her TP

THEN they'd refuse to see her off with excuse they're having headache or malaria

If Konji Hold u and she come for night


Some guys go pass backyard bring her in


Then wake her by 5:30 give her TP

THEN they'd refuse to see her off with excuse they're having headache or malaria.


Once she don komot for your room and u no follow her, no one will know who she came to see

Sleekcode:
If Konji Hold u and she come for night


Some guys go pass backyard bring her in


Then wake her by 5:30 give her TP

THEN they'd refuse to see her off with excuse they're having headache or malaria

Bro why u d cast us
Lol

Hello..... Can't hear you..... Hello..... Hel....... Shhhh......

Line drops. Blacklist, airplane mode

Sleekcode:
If Konji Hold u and she come for night


Some guys go pass backyard bring her in


Then wake her by 5:30 give her TP

THEN they'd refuse to see her off with excuse they're having headache or malaria

Some guys abi you

Sleekcode:
If Konji Hold u and she come for night


Some guys go pass backyard bring her in


Then wake her by 5:30 give her TP

THEN they'd refuse to see her off with excuse they're having headache or malaria.


Once she don komot for your room and u no follow her, no one will know who she came to see

This guy is talking from experience

Wrong number

New Phone... Who this?

I just travel now now, impromptu

D

I will meet with her, act very cool while wearing my smile.

But I would make sure I friend zoned her there without talking anything that has to do with romance.

I would tell her I have an appointment with my boss, and I will be leaving soon.

I will give her transport and then take my leave.

But that would be the last time I will be meeting with her.
The reason why I won't act rude at sight is because she's human, and such people are prone to depression. I wont deliberately make things worse for her than its already is.

...in the early days of blind sating, I met one gurl from her Newspaper post on the Singles section.
When this babe enter Owerri from Port Harcourt, I nearly put off my phone when I met her.
Back in 2010.
I no even carry her go my lodge dat day, we stayed in a hotel for 2 nites before I discharged her.

If not for her interstate expenses, swears I prolly would've bailed on her.

Sorry send me your account number. I will send your transport fare money to my place.

I am driving down to Abuja
right now go meet my 60 years old mom that just gave birth to triplets ...

Phone *Delete contact?
Me : *Yes
😬

DA blood of jesus

No be if I pick your call self, you and who wn dy catch that kind trips.

Remember this are some guys spec, so please don't body shame any lady, you're not just hurting the girl alone but including the guys that naturally like them that way

In Europe, America and most part of africa gap teeth is considered Unappealing and abnormal that does not change the fact that Nigerians see it as beauty, we Nigerians will tag it racism if the whites attempt to body shame it

The mods should endevour to kick against any form of body shaming and cyber bullly be it comical or not
Like minded people should as well report the post

We can't be praising big ass which is a natural gift from gpd and be condemning a natural slim lady who are people spec also
Every human being is beautiful if she is not your spec then don't body shame them they are someone's spec

Wrong number

Reply as which guy

That big ass that y'all Nigerian men are crazy about isn't so appealing to some men as well. Na so life be.

I will choose Anne Hathaway, Sophia Bush, Rachel Bilson, Hailee Steinfeld, Josephine Langford, Ebony Obsidian, Mila Kunis, Meagan Good, Grace Gealey, Christina Milan, Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Roberts and Scarlett Johansson flat asses before I can even wave to people like Destiny Etiko..

Omoh.......abeg i no fit laff

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder...