Yugoslavia247:


I am sure you are homeless.

Snap pics and send to your village people. It appears you broke the record as the only villager to leave the forest you emanate from.

Reallly? for a homelessss self employ guy who live in a pent house in Pekam London, one of the most expesive area in london, I muss really be homeless. Bro I am eating chinnnses fried rice right now and using chop stick......You hear. I am using chop stick...not chewing stick. I bet u use checwing stick every mnorning!!(no oofeinsce)

sonature1:
MechanicMike

Living abroad shouldn't mean losing one's culture and identify. From studies, black Africans are the only race that swallow food without chewing it. That babe you took to the restaurant isn't supposed to understand this because the culture is alien to her.

That stated, fufu is a local Nigerian meal you eat with bare hands and swallow after dipping its mould into a plate of soup. No well-cultured Nigerian parents teach their children to use cutlery for eating that special Nigerian food. It's okay to use cutlery to it, but never criticize those who don't because they are proud of where they come from and their meal.

Bro i respet u. Living abroad makes big diffference especially when culture make u looooklike like farmer. who the hell eats with bare hand in front of fine women? its embarassssing. I dont eat junks like fufu. I have 6 pack sir. Fufu is for homebase people & we dont eat such rubbbish here in the united kingdom sir. TRUE STORY!!

MechanicMike:


Reallly? for a homelessss self employ guy who live in a pent house in Pekam London, one of the most expesive area in london, I muss really be homeless. Bro I am eating chinnnses fried rice right now and using chop stick......You hear. I am using chop stick...not chewing stick. I bet u use checwing stick every mnorning!!(no oofeinsce)

Go sleep.
You be church rat.

People who eat good food everyday need not brag about it. It is as normal as oxygen.

But peeps like you. You are hungry for attention and you can not but help yourself with a lots of lies.

Eat Sudan shit no concern us. Don't insult our food or culture.

Yugoslavia247:


Go sleep.
You be church rat.

People who eat good food everyday need not brag about it. It is as normal as oxygen.

But peeps like you. You are hungry for attention and you can not but help yourself with a lots of lies.

Eat Sudan shit no concern us. Don't insult our food or culture.

why wunt I brag...I eat well & I have table mannners.....U go around eating with yor hand makin Nigerians loook like villagers & then u get upset when white people call u savage....brother am tryin to hel u hell yor sef so u can help yor country!!! ((THANK ME LATER))

MechanicMike:



why wunt I brag...I eat well & I have table mannners.....U go around eating with yor hand makin Nigerians loook like villagers & then u get upset when white people call u savage....brother am tryin to hel u hell yor sef so u can help yor country!!! ((THANK ME LATER))

Church rat

in most Nigerian/African restaurants in Peckham, people eating "fufu type" food with forks are the strange ones.

From pumpumking to MrCork to daddyCK to MechanicMike...

Who dey ban your account?

MechanicMike:


brother chinese people use stikc to eat...white people use fok n knife...how comes its all ways our nigerian people that emabrasss u by using hand to eat fufu, meat, egg rice? they do sell fok n knife in nigeria? muss they all ways disgrase people?.shame on nigerian sir!((no oofeinsce))

did they also eat rice with their hands?

Irupetepete:
did they also eat rice with their hands?

Chinesese people use chop stick sir....not chewing stick!!! (no oofiensce)

MechanicMike:
OP...ANOTHER GREAT EDUCATIVE THREAD FOR FRONT PAGE ....PLEASE HURRRRY!!!!



Walked into our Nigerian restorant here in Pekam with my new white babe & guess wot we saw: Two Nigeria guys eating fufu with there hand. I was so embarasss I had to tell
Please advise!!

Sorry for you... that's their culture.. rather than you to educate your white babe of more of what she will see when she visits Nigeria, you dey there dey form ..would you complain if you walked into a Chinese restaurant and you saw them eating with Chopsticks or Indian restaurant and you saw them eating Chapatti with their hands?

MarketDispatch:


Sorry for you... that's their culture.. rather than you to educate your white babe of more of what she will see when she visits Nigeria, you dey there dey form ..would you complain if you walked into a Chinese restaurant and you saw them eating with Chopsticks or Indian restaurant and you saw them eating Chapatti with their hands?

why would i educate my white babe about people eaten with there hand like hungry homeless villagers. u want her to belif all the negative rubbbbish they see on TV? are u kiddddin me. Brother u sound like the type who use fokk n knife & I bet u will NEVER EVER eat wit yor hand in front of babe talk less in public. Nigerians can be bush people & this is so embarassssin & disgrasefull!! (REAL TALK)

MechanicMike:



why would i educate my white babe about people eaten with there hand like hungry homeless villagers. u want her to belif all the negative rubbbbish they see on TV? are u kiddddin me. Brother u sound like the type who use fokk n knife & I bet u will NEVER EVER eat wit yor hand in front of babe talk less in public. Nigerians can be bush people & this is so embarassssin & disgrasefull!! (REAL TALK)

I for one don't like eating with hands, but
there is nothing wrong in educating her about the culture, provided you are not the one using your hands.

MarketDispatch:


I for one don't like eating with hands, but
there is nothing wrong in educating her about the culture, provided you are not the one using your hands.

EXACTLY...bro u sound like a Londoner..do u live in Europe coz you definately sound European and not like this homebase people who take comfort in embarasssing nigerians. One of them even said he can eat fuf with his bear hand at the airport...a bush one called Antimicrobial said this... Bush people.

anyays bro, i respet u and we need more guys like you!!! (SALUTE)

Peckham na village
Peckham = the village of the River Peck

MechanicMike:


Chinesese people use chop stick sir....not chewing stick!!! (no oofiensce)

why do you keep jumping up and down like a headless chicken... The question is, did the Nigerians use their hands to eat rice too? Cos Nigerians are not meant to eat swallow with cutlery

Mancala:
Peckham na village
Peckham = the village of the River Peck

really?
can u compare Pekam to your so called Lagos island or can you compare Pekam to yor so called banana Island?that rubbbish place full of council flat? We have expencive restorants up here full of white people and most of our restorants are booking only...they dont play fuji music in our restorant up here unlike in that Lagos place.....tecnically..son, therrrris no comparsim!!!(no oofeinsce)

MechanicMike:



which kind food is meant to be eating by hand.did u go to publick schoool or private schoool sir coz in private schoools like the one i went, forst thing they teach us during lunch is how to use fokk n knife sir. I take it u use hand to eat rice, correct~?(no oofeincse)

You too like wahala. Use fork and knife eat sandwich nah, because you wan dey more catholic than the pope.

Irupetepete:
why do you keep jumping up and down like a headless chicken... The question is, did the Nigerians use their hands to eat rice too? Cos Nigerians are not meant to eat swallow with cutlery

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nigggga No...Capital No..If u can read, u would hear me say I walked in white my white babe (Blonde), and then the first two mofos we saw were actually usuing there hand to eat fufu like farmers. This was so embarassssin t me I had to tell the babe it waz a uganada restorant. Homebase nigerians have habbbit of disgrasing nigeria everywhere sir. Why do u ask? u use hand to eat rice? (no oofeincse)

Sangoamadioha1:



You too like wahala. Use fork and knife eat sandwich nah, because you wan dey more catholic than the pope.

Brother yes I use fokk n knife to eat Sandwhich if am trying to impress babe...if you dont no how to use fokk n knife u can watch YOUTUBE Sir.. Please dont tell me u r nigerian sir coz u will be embarasssin us!!! (REAL TALK)

MechanicMike:



really?
can u compare Pekam to your so called Lagos island or can you compare Pekam to yor so called banana Island?that rubbbish place full of council flat? We have expencive restorants up here full of white people and most of our restorants are booking only...they dont play fuji music in our restorant up here unlike in that Lagos place.....tecnically..son, therrrris no comparsim!!!(no oofeinsce)

Oga Londoner, no be member measuring contest
Na fact I tell you so. The literal meaning of the name Peckham is "Village of the River Peck". Your "private school" education has failed you sir

MechanicMike:



Brother yes I use fokk n knife to eat Sandwhich if am trying to impress babe...if you dont no how to use fokk n knife u can watch YOUTUBE Sir.. Please dont tell me u r nigerian sir coz u will be embarasssin us!!! (REAL TALK)

I see you don kolo. Enjoy your sandwiches with fork and knife.

Mancala:


Oga Londoner, no be member measuring contest
Na fact I tell you so. The literal meaning of the name Peckham is "Village of the River Peck". Your "private school" education has failed you sir

Really?
I drive 2020 Range rover, Metallick black limited edition & I own 2 rent out propertys here in pekam & u say school fail me? Wow. Brother, we went to a hall party on Saturday at Pekam estate & I sprayed £4000 cash..it's on video. Technically this usually mean I can take Yor woman anyday. Bow down. (TRUE STORY)

Sangoamadioha1:




I see you don kolo. Enjoy your sandwiches with fork and knife.

Brother if u need moiney, ask nicely. U need moiney for bread & butter, plus Fanta?(( THANK ME LATER)

MechanicMike:


Brother if u need moiney, ask nicely. U need moiney for bread & butter, plus Fanta?(( THANK ME LATER)

No thanks, I'm good. I think you need the money more

MechanicMike:



Really?
I drive 2020 Range rover, Metallick black limited edition & I own 2 rent out propertys here in pekam & u say school fail me? Wow. Brother, we went to a hall party on Saturday at Pekam estate & I sprayed £4000 cash..it's on video. Technically this usually mean I can take Yor woman anyday. Bow down. (TRUE STORY)

"I drive 2020 Range rover, I sprayed £4000 cash, I own 2 rent out propertys here in pekam" .......Good for you sir! Na you be oga. It's a faceless forum and I choose to remain so. But Peckham is, was and still is a village, and na your oyinbo hosts name am so

You are a liar cause it is not Pekam it’s Peckham..You London And still don’t know the difference..Continue dey lie ok!..So because of you and your supposedly white babe make I use fork and knife dey eat fufu.Are you not mad?!..Can you use fork and knife to eat burger idiot ?

MechanicMike:


nigggga am a full blooooded nigerian..born & raise but a londoner based in a rich neborhoood of Pekam london sir... and we have 24 hour electtri city juss in case u ask sir!!(no ofeincse)

Who Dey argue with this one any little talk you don start to dey brag if you don get light 24 hours nko who send you abi because say you dey another man’s you think say you don arrive you never see anything racism go send you comot for there

Thats how someone is calling your mother a barbarian right now for using firewood to cook in the village

MechanicMike:



brother. My brother. I dont meanto sound rude but right now, u sound like one of those road side mechanic who suvice on bread & meneral water from the river. U tink we eat your so called fufu here in London & then end up with pot bellly liike u home base people? The whole idea of using fokk n knife is to help u loook educated. wot if white people see u using yor hand like that. wot would they say? THINK, BE WISE. Please goooogle how to use fokk n knife sir (((WORDS OF WISSSDOM))

There is no wisdom in trying to be western.
First, I am an African and I am not a Londoner. I prefer eating my food the way suitable for me.
Secondly, there is no education beyond the throat. When your biles begin to act in your belly, it doesn't consider Ur degree.
Lastly, don't ever get embarrassed because of our culture of eating the way we want. We re distinct people and nation, don't ever forget that!

Sangoamadioha1:


No thanks, I'm good. I think you need the money more

brother...serrriously..am offarin to send moiney for training on how to use fokk n knife so u dont end up disgrasing yorsef in front of women....bro the best I can do is help u. I am offfaring u a cool £20 for training. Choice is yours!!!! (REAL TALK)

Mancala:


"I drive 2020 Range rover, I sprayed £4000 cash, I own 2 rent out propertys here in pekam" .......Good for you sir! Na you be oga. It's a faceless forum and I choose to remain so. But Peckham is, was and still is a village, and na your oyinbo hosts name am so

Faceless? son.if u wanto se me its easy. I show up. I only juss left Nigeria on Friday & am back in June. I will take u to any restorant of yor choice if u can promise how to use fokk n knife beofre i arrrive. deal??

MechanicMike:


brother...serrriously..am offarin to send moiney for training on how to use fokk n knife so u dont end up disgrasing yorsef in front of women....bro the best I can do is help u. I am offfaring u a cool £20 for training. Choice is yours!!!! (REAL TALK)

I no want, na by force. Use the money, you need it more.