backtovillage:

I guess you are a backend developer

Gay tech

If the tear is outside where you can see it, go and apply Shea butter. It's a potent wound healer.

HanisahZuwy:
Please help!

My anus got torn a little bit. I'm finding it difficult to poo normally, because my anus hurts whenever I'm doing so. There's even blood whenever I poo.

Please, I need help on what I can drink or apply to heal my anus and also sItop the blood. Please, I would really appreciate your input. Thanks.

Pile.

Get suppositories of Diclofenac 50mg and insert it. You obtained those tears from constipation. Whenever you feel constipated dissolving two satchets of Andrew liver salts can help.

HanisahZuwy:
Please help!

My anus got torn a little bit. I'm finding it difficult to poo normally, because my anus hurts whenever I'm doing so.

Try to see a healthcare provider, such as a gastroenterologist or a general physician, as soon as possible. They can examine your condition and recommend appropriate treatment.

NOwazobia:
Better one.


The first comment almost got me rolling, then comes the second one... 🤣

The comment with the Sadio Mane meme by that Devilish guy, asking her what tore her anus, got me in stitches.. .

I laugh almost spill my beer.

nedekid:

Ahaaaa, if na sting shit, e for don talk.
Who is thinking what I am thinking..
Since it is not strong shit aka ori yomi, I leave it to those experienced in other causes to profer solutions.

My own nah strong shit abeg help me

You still need one big cucumber to make it ok

WantsandMore:
Get Magnesium Citrate Supplements, stay away from acidic food, and only eat alkaline foods. Drink water with a mix of sea salt, pink salt, do not abuse it though.
Acidic Foods: anything you eat that becomes acidic when digested. E.g meat, eggs, Animal protein etc. Because it causes Potential Renal Acidic Load, which you're supposed to limit or stay away from.
Alkaline foods; legumes, non starchy vegetables, nuts, banana oats etc..

You are talking Alkaline, Acidic, Starchy, mehumehu etc oga ask your boy what tore his anus first biko?

Increase your intake of water ..tnk me later

u sure say u no dey collect for anus

Lol
Hope it's not what am thinking

I done laugh tire

Taylor90:
Everybody with him on wahala

Others dey prepare for war your own na anus

Wetin you been dey do gan gan wey make your anus tear

Better get ready because you go carry that anus like that go war for Niger

Dawn91:


🤣🤣

Are you thinking what I am thinking?

Lol... I don't know what you're thinking o, but e get wetin I de reason 🤣 grin 🤣 grin

If you are in Yoruba land ask any elderly woman or man around to show you a weed called "Olósónkuntu or osonkutu".Pluck the leaves and squeeze it with water.It do draw like jute leaves.Drink the water you sieve out of it.
You can get local white chalk(efun funfun) from agbo shop and dissolve little in the sieved water and drink it.
Twice daily,your poo will return to normal by God's grace

MetroLane:


Have you tried stool softeners.....

Torn butthole usually takes some weeks to heal, as long as you don't go back to doing what tore the butthole in the first place...

Now if I may ask, abeg wetin tear your yansh

or let me paraphrase it.....

How your yansh take tear

Bro, you have chronic anal fissure due to u re the BOTTOM and the TOP has given u an injury for life(REPENT OR U GO TO HELL) where Michael Jackson will be ona artist.

Na hemmorroid dey worry you

HanisahZuwy:
Please help!

My anus got torn a little bit. I'm finding it difficult to poo normally, because my anus hurts whenever I'm doing so. There's even blood whenever I poo.

Please, I need help on what I can drink or apply to heal my anus and also stop the blood. Please, I would really appreciate your input. Thanks.

I only hope is, not what am thinking

bakesntakes:


Lol... I don't know what you're thinking o, but e get wetin I de reason 🤣 grin 🤣 grin

Baba e too clear wetin sup.. dem plenty everywhere these days....
🤑🤑🤑🤑

STEWpid:
Chai..

Your body easily reacts to sugar.

Guessed you took a lot of sugar when you were younger or even now.

To be honest, ask for traditional herbs that cure such illness alongside Jedi-jedi medicine (the water type). The Jedi-jedi herbs should contain herb for purging. Take a particular quantity as will be recommended. You will poo a lot of things out! Prominent amon them is catarrh!

The recommendation will really work for you than others!

Abi village kins found their way in and around yua buttocks?

In Igbo language, You can be nicknamed "Anu Usu.

People poo catarrh? I'm gonna have to find that portion to clear my throat

The op has been looking for 5k..I hope it was worth it

Oceanjagaban:

Carry your tear tear yansh go sit down one place...

Why una dey vex ontop another person's torn anus?

HanisahZuwy:
Please help!

My anus got torn a little bit. I'm finding it difficult to poo normally, because my anus hurts whenever I'm doing so. There's even blood whenever I poo.

Please, I need help on what I can drink or apply to heal my anus and also stop the blood. Please, I would really appreciate your input. Thanks.

I will Suggest you get bowl that will be comfortable for you to seat on (Paint Rubber)

Get Allum (For Purifying Water).
Warm water to almost reach boiling point.
Pour the warm water inside the paint rubber.
Grind little quantity of the alum inside the water and allow is to dissolve or you can stir the alum inside the warm water for like 3min.

Then you seat on it for 10/20min or till the water get cold.

The steam coming out of the water is what is heal the wound... it will make it stronger and tougher...

Same Remedy for ppl having Pile or Blood coming out of their anus.

Tested and confirmed...

HanisahZuwy:
Please help!

My anus got torn a little bit. I'm finding it difficult to poo normally, because my anus hurts whenever I'm doing so. There's even blood whenever I poo.

Please, I need help on what I can drink or apply to heal my anus and also stop the blood. Please, I would really appreciate your input. Thanks.

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Samodo:
I'm not a doctor, but I can offer you some general suggestions for promoting the healing of a wound in the anal area. However, it's important to consult with a medical professional for proper guidance and treatment tailored to your specific situation. An anal wound could be a serious issue, and seeking medical attention is strongly recommended.

1. **Maintain Good Hygiene**: Keep the area clean and dry. Gently wash the area with warm water and mild soap after each bowel movement. Pat the area dry with a soft, clean towel.

2. **Use Sitz Baths**: Soaking in warm water can help reduce pain and promote healing. Fill a bathtub or a sitz bath (a small plastic basin that fits over your toilet) with warm water and sit in it for about 15-20 minutes.

3. **Avoid Straining**: Straining during bowel movements can worsen the wound and delay healing. You can prevent straining by staying hydrated, eating a high-fiber diet, and considering stool softeners if recommended by a healthcare professional.

4. **Topical Treatments**: Your doctor might recommend using over-the-counter or prescription creams, ointments, or suppositories containing ingredients like hydrocortisone or lidocaine to help soothe and promote healing. Make sure to follow your doctor's instructions for application.

5. **Pain Management**: Over-the-counter pain relievers like acetaminophen or ibuprofen (if not contraindicated) can help manage pain and discomfort.

6. **Avoid Irritants**: Avoid using scented or harsh toilet paper, wipes, or products that could irritate the area. Choose unscented, hypoallergenic options instead.

7. **Stay Hydrated and Eat Well**: Drinking plenty of water and eating a balanced diet rich in fiber can help maintain regular and softer bowel movements, reducing strain on the area.

8. **Rest and Avoid Activities that Aggravate the Wound**: Give your body time to heal by avoiding strenuous activities that could worsen the wound.

9. **Follow Medical Advice**: If you have been prescribed any specific treatments or medications by a healthcare professional, make sure to follow their instructions carefully.

10. **Monitor for Infection**: Keep an eye out for signs of infection, such as increased pain, redness, swelling, discharge, or fever. If you suspect an infection, seek medical attention promptly.

Remember, these are general suggestions and should not replace professional medical advice. If you have a wound in the anal area, it's crucial to consult a doctor to determine the appropriate course of action for your specific situation.

chaptgpt bro

Unless you tell us how your anus tore, I don’t think anyone can help you.
Anus doesn’t just magically tear na!

MetroLane:
If I talk wetin dey my mind


My Dear Na to go buy another anus.....

Hahahahahah you are really funny.... Abeg where them dey buy anus?

You have Hemorrhoids

Don't worry it will go on it's own because it has no medicinal cure. You can only manage it till it goes away.

Eat fiber, fruits and drink plenty of water
Avoid dry foods or bones.

Anal sex

You must have been paid heavily to agree for such thing.

Note: 80% of such sex are fetish.

I hope is not what am thinking.

Tell me the truth and I will help you both fiscally and spiritually.

Do get better. It could primarily be due to straining too much when you use the lavatory. This may be caused by hard waste. Do eat more fibre foods, fruits and water.

I saw you responded to some good advice on maintaining healthy habits. You could add consumption of more probiotics like ginger, tumeric, garlic and the likes.

HanisahZuwy:
Really? Please, I would appreciate if you can give suggestions on what I can apply. Thanks.

What tore it? What activities were you involved in that led to it? This will help those who can offer advise to how to advise you better.