Brendaniel:
I can remember some, but the last one I had was a carryover course exam, had fever, vomiting and stool-ling at the same time on the day of the exam and that was when Ebola virus struck Lagos, if you see as people dey look me with some kind suspicion, thank God I didn't carry the course over again.

That was the only course I needed for graduation and the only course I did exam for that year, came to the school healthy and the sickness started just as the paper was about to start, fever, vomiting and stool-ling at the same time almost throughout the exam time given, went back home sick and used like a week to recover, when I saw my result I just gave thanks to God...

lakeside30:
Four grown up guyz were coping what i am wrtting in an Exam word for words,they cant think,invigilator noticed this and removed me from their midst, one of them begged the invigilator and he tokd me to returned back there,all the 5 of us eventually failed the course, i later went back to resit and i got a B,,some student are dump, even if you are to copy change some words, don't write word for words

shantti:
I remember when they removed a mechanical engineering student from his hall and put only him in our hall(chemical engineering). The guy became the only mechanical engineering students seating in the midst of chemical engineers and our hall was very very strict unlike theirs and the guy didn't study cos he hoped on doing malpractice. For over an hour this guy was looking confused and kept on staring at his paper. When it was 30 mins to go he had no other option but to start copying from my answer booklets even though we were writing different exams 😂😂😂😂





He even borrowed pencil and ruler and neatly drew all the diagrams he saw in my booklets. 😂😂😂😂


When he was through he examined it and showed it to me and asked shey it's okay , I nodded and he jejely submitted his book 😂😂😂😂😂

shantti:
I remember when they removed a mechanical engineering student from his hall and put only him in our hall(chemical engineering). The guy became the only mechanical engineering students seating in the midst of chemical engineers and our hall was very very strict unlike theirs and the guy didn't study cos he hoped on doing malpractice. For over an hour this guy was looking confused and kept on staring at his paper. When it was 30 mins to go he had no other option but to start copying from my answer booklets even though we were writing different exams 😂😂😂😂





He even borrowed pencil and ruler and neatly drew all the diagrams he saw in my booklets. 😂😂😂😂


When he was through he examined it and showed it to me and asked shey it's okay , I nodded and he jejely submitted his book 😂😂😂😂😂

vastolord4:
lol.. my friend was caught with foolscap. the exerminar was sprinting towards him. Between being seen and sprinting, he had squeeze and swallowed a whole foolscap without water the exerminar weak 😪

Shattuck:
In my 300l in one of my exams that I prepared for heavily, during the exam I forgot the spelling of algorithm, I wrote it several times but it always looked incorrect in my eyes, I decided to ask the lady in front of me for the spelling, immediately I was caught by the invigilator I was asked to submit my booklet immediately I begged to no avail, the thing pain me because I knew the course very well I was so sure of an A out of five questions I only answered 2 completely, luckily I didn't get an F but I was still pained because I knew all five questions and I deserved an A, all for one stupid spelling to ruin it all.

CaptainFM1:
We carry orijo and everyone in the class score 100/100 in an objective test. And the orijo na that wooden yellow ruler we used. Bullet proof orijo wey no invigilator go code.

As the wooden ruler dey calibrated already, we just use the numbers on it as the questions number in multiple of 10. The first millimeter is (a), 2nd is (b) 3rd is (c), 4th is (d) while 5th is (e).

On each question, we just use needle or any sharp object to punch the appropriate scale corresponding to the answer.

Nobody suspect anything, 1hr paper, we were done in 20mins.

PlsStayAlive:

You were stooling and vomiting and writing exam at the same time?!? You sir, are a legend!

kereman1:
To all futoites and alumni of futo, I hail u guys, so I'm a computer science student, I was down with malaria for the weekend, Monday was ens301, I didn't read, thru the weekend, on the exam day, I carried the textbook into the hall, naso I sit for back dey write word to word from the textbook, with my guy on the lookout, tolu observe background my guy was busy coping from me, within the space of 15mins I've answer 2 outta 5 questions to answer, my course advicer was passing by, I observed him from the window, I quickly made a sudden movement, he suspected foul play, I discharged the textbook, he came over to me stood me up, I vehemently refused asking of my wrong, he seized my booklet, I was furious raising my voice at him, he call on the school security, hod came over, my hod ask me to define something I wrote on my booklet, I blanked out, naso hod tear my booklet and gave me a new one and asked me to sit in front, I started to plea but no mercy, I asked for permission to use the restroom, a security guy followed me, no hope, when I got back to the exam hall, 5mins to go, I deceptively when to seat at the back close to tolu, I copy my guy ehhh, to my surprise tolu didn't even add anything to what he copied from me, what a dunderhead. We both got an E.

Zane2point4:

I call mechinery frm federal polytechnic nekede to come write thermo course for me back then in futo owerri!
as he enter hall i come deh happy say i don pass!
Infact i go sunic fast food deh chop while exam deh go on!
E no reach 30minutes i got a call frm the merchinary say dem pursue am commot for exam hall!

Omo na so i left my food rush come exam hall use am phone as collateral say i go pay moni when exam finish,then go continue the exam,na c is still got!

shamsin6300:
Mine happen in 300l. The guy at my front is like a friend and happen to be our course ref as well.

I was contemplating on an answer to a particular question so I was like "guy" so so thing is the answer to this particular question right? He kept mute, I taught he didn't get me clearly so I have to repeat myself but my guy maintain his dumpness.

After the exam I narrate what happen to my course mate so they were like ahhhhhhhh! Who send me the guy no send your papa in exam hall na all this NIFES people that believe is a crime to talk in exam hall. I was really shocked and disappointed.

PlsStayAlive:

And stealing answer 🤓

Sniper101:
In my 200lvl, my crush & friend who was in 300lvl...whom could easily pass for a younger version of Adennu Ade...was writing her carryover exam with my set when a sheet of paper was found on me by an exam supervisor

I felt really awful 😞
Not cos I was caught
But cos she was right there in the hall.

And the worst of it all?
She & her friend were in the supervisor's office
When I went to plead my case.



Omó ehn
That day?
I felt the ground should just open
and swallow me up already

SweetDipBenny:
I'll never ever forget d day i mistakenly chop edible, later enter exam hall. I dey write exam sleep d catch me. It was badddd

kereman1:


U be simp ohhh, u dey reason girl mata, I no even reason the extra school fee ur mumsy go pay if u get extra year, for school if na my babe go cast me for exam hall, I deny her more, mtchewwwww, u dey use me play. My niggah all man for himself, rely on ur brother more than a b'tch in exam hall, cos a b'tch has multiple ways to bail herself.

complexstuffs:



You are disappointed because the guy did the right thing

vastolord4:
lol.. my friend was caught with foolscap. the exerminar was sprinting towards him. Between being seen and sprinting, he had squeeze and swallowed a whole foolscap without water the exerminar weak 😪

shamsin6300:


Right thing to you not me.
You can't be a saint completely
Beside I didn't asked him to steal money and give me, I only asked for clarification.

complexstuffs:


Examinational Malpractice is a crime that attract up to 21 years in jail

kereman1:


How many years will a certificate forger get, just asking for a friend?

complexstuffs:


You and your friend will land in jail if you both forge any certificate