Statistically, around Oct this year, we should be expecting series of children brought into this world...both wanted and unwanted.

I need surprise o🙏💕

Cc: Goodlady

For u babe

Nothing special.
I am not surprising him with anything neither is he.
My business is to go to work,return home and continue living

Na who get partner them dey surprise 😌

I surprised her this morning with a silver pendants chain, open written love letter, small Perfume, Bluetooth speaker and a sandal. Tears of joy full her face. If u see kiss she give me. I never get such kiss in my life before

I will surprise her in the other room 🙄

DissTroy:
Today, hundreds of millions of men (single ones especially) would expend gazillions purchasing gifts for women who would at most offer them sex which is mutually pleasurable in return as gifts, and the foolish men would think the reward is enough.

If you are sure she won't get you gifts, don't get her gifts. And if she can't afford any tangible gifts, you are a fôôl for being with a brôke woman. Some would even send monetary gifts to women far away who would be sleeping with other men today.

Spoil only the woman who makes an effort to spoil you at intervals.

But beta males wouldn't heed this advice.

It's Disstroy on the beat

Wotoporiously speaking

I nor dey celebrate valentine, it's not my thing

Savedday2:
I no give those useless girls anything. My own na to scatter like three of their kpekus b4 evening, the last one I use her take hold my conscience for TDB.

...no naija girls will allow you scatter her for free..oo.... girls are not smiling 🙄

ufotunang:
I will surprise her in the other room 🙄

Wotoporiously speaking

🤣🤣🤣🤣

EreluRoz:
What is the origin of Valentine?

I can't celebrate what I know nothing about.


The annoying part of this are those teenage boys wey their stick legs never mature finish wearing red up and down with those tiny girls displaying one yeye funny love.

Wotoporiously speaking

Those people wey you call tiny and stick legs are not disturbing you in anyway o, so why he dey pain you say them dey celebrate their valentine in peace...as you nor go maldives and co abi na why you dey change am for them teenagers.

Abeg leave them to celebrate in peace as valentine venue is not at your house.

DissTroy:
Today, hundreds of millions of men (single ones especially) would expend gazillions purchasing gifts for women who would at most offer them sex which is mutually pleasurable in return as gifts, and the foolish men would think the reward is enough.

If you are sure she won't get you gifts, don't get her gifts. And if she can't afford any tangible gifts, you are a fôôl for being with a brôke woman. Some would even send monetary gifts to women far away who would be sleeping with other men today.

Spoil only the woman who makes an effort to spoil you at intervals.

But beta males wouldn't heed this advice.

Atleast they're still getting the pussy, which makes it strictly transactional, all the more reason why the girls aren't that much different from runs girls and the guys are stylishly paying for sex.

I tell you, not many girls ans guys have the idea of what being in a relationship is about. To them, b3ing in a relationship, is having a guy who they ask for money always (the guy gives them money to do almost anything) and they in turn, give the guy their pussy, whenever and however he wants it. Same goes for the guys.

EreluRoz:
Na men dy look my side and not boys, you grab?

Forger abourit if you don gerrit

Ds matter nor really concern me. What's d difference between Boiz and Men?.

Streetmovement:


Wotoporiously speaking

🤣🤣🤣🤣

..yes na 🤣🤣🤣🤣

ufotunang:
..yes na 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wotoporiously speaking

Knackeris, knackerna knackerdom. 🤣🤣🤣

When you're done with her you can pass to a real nigga to help you complete the mission, thank you in advance

Text msg

mrcrabs:



from the way he typed , be like the guy dey serious pain

E bin dey wail like all those old cargos

Lutherblaq:


E bin dey wail like all those old cargos

you like wahala

MarketDispatch:


If she gives you the above, give her:
Roll-on and Body spray.

You won give her car before?

Any babe that can't give a gamer play station should fúck off

I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

Better knacking ever

Fasindo:



Finished men


You are planning a surprise for a girl who is busy in another guy DM telling him that she has no boyfriend.

Dear men, only invest in a girl related to you by blood or has same surname with you, anything outside this is a waste of resources

The ones way relate by blood way people invest on way dey do olosho dey disgrace family. Abeg wetin b that one.
Why ona sabi reason money ona spend for girl when ona dey date. Me I dey spend wisely cause I be business man I no dey spend money anyhow na more of savings and investing back to business but girls way I don date and the money I spend, I no dey reason am cause at that time we had something and I just take am as normal thing, even if the girl follow onader man, me I no care, I go just end am without feeling nothing, my money way I spend self no dey concern me. I wonder y ona dey feel am like this and no be say I rich self o.

I'm a stoic guy though

I bought her a red dress, not seen what she got me because I am out of town currently.

Friends Jesus Christ loves y'all and he want you to accept him as your personal lord and saviour by giving your life to Christ, believing in him and repenting of your sins.remember tomorrow might be too late. Shalom

petluvsu:
I surprised her this morning with a silver pendants chain, open written love letter, small Perfume, Bluetooth speaker and a sandal. Tears of joy full her face. If u see kiss she give me. I never get such kiss in my life before

Sounds luvly, but i tel u, its just for d moment... It would b forgotten like it never happened.

Dick

Only unemployed people celebrate Valentines.

Nothing

Nothing to give because I gat nothing nor do I have female lover

Nothing, my partner is dead, but the sweet memories keeps me going.