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Re: Down There Smells Like Dead Fish, Yet She Wants Me To Use My Mouth by BigDawsNet: 2:39pm On Feb 25 |
IntelChief: Just tell her you can't go down dere with ur mouth You promise God same mouth you use to worship and praise him will not be used to lick plate... Simple! 1 Like |
Re: Down There Smells Like Dead Fish, Yet She Wants Me To Use My Mouth by Illegal1(m): 2:49pm On Feb 25 |
Xwizard: omoh...........names don't lie u are truly a wizard. which kind advice be dis 1? 1 Like |
Re: Down There Smells Like Dead Fish, Yet She Wants Me To Use My Mouth by PastorOlokonla: 2:55pm On Feb 25 |
BigDawsNet: Dirty stinky plates at that. What the f! |
Re: Down There Smells Like Dead Fish, Yet She Wants Me To Use My Mouth by Mcslize: 2:58pm On Feb 25 |
IntelChief: Tell her to use this simple natural solution. This will eradicate the odour completely if she follows the instructions. Tell her to get enough clove seeds. They sell them where they sell spices. Soak enough clove seeds in a 4-5 liters of water for 3 days. On the 4th days, she should stir the water then use a bowl or cup to take out a potion and use to wash her Vijay after taking her morning and evening bath. And then keep the remaining water for the rest of the days. Soak in enough water that will last for 7 days. So u have to get enough clove and soak in 4-5 or even 6 liters of water cuz after use, she should keep the remaining clove water for the remaining days. For example, after bathing in the morning, she should take a potion from the clove water she soaked for 3 days and use the water to wash her Vijay very well. Just the water, she shouldn't use soap. Repeat same in the evening for one week (that's 7days) and she will never have Vijay odour again. That will be the end of that Vijay odour. I am recommending this to you cuz you said the girl is good and can keep a home. This is something that can be eradicated and I just showed you. Thank me later. Please, come back and give me feedback after trying this recipe out. I will be waiting for your feedback. You can do it for her and monitor her to make sure she follows the instructions. Don't forget to come back to give me testimony of this recipe. 3 Likes |
Re: Down There Smells Like Dead Fish, Yet She Wants Me To Use My Mouth by UcheKingsley1: 3:01pm On Feb 25 |
IntelChief: Use hypo bruh |
Re: Down There Smells Like Dead Fish, Yet She Wants Me To Use My Mouth by adeboro422: 4:52pm On Feb 25 |
Tell her to go treat herself. Dont help anything, doesnt she have nose Tell her to go treat herself. Dont help anything, doesnt she have nose ... |
Re: Down There Smells Like Dead Fish, Yet She Wants Me To Use My Mouth by Obainoman6: 6:17pm On Feb 25 |
123yes:Just take gentamicin just like that without no diagnosis and sensitivity test, na so una dey abuse drugs. 2 Likes |
Re: Down There Smells Like Dead Fish, Yet She Wants Me To Use My Mouth by Aladdin1(m): 8:43pm On Feb 25 |
My advice for you is ;RUN FOR YOUR LIFE' Because stone wey person see no dey blind him eyes' 1 Like |
Re: Down There Smells Like Dead Fish, Yet She Wants Me To Use My Mouth by FinidiGeorge: 8:59pm On Feb 25 |
dclak112:Let sombori shout ALLELUIAH... ALLELUIAH jor ALLELUIAH jare |
Re: Down There Smells Like Dead Fish, Yet She Wants Me To Use My Mouth by LIVINGICONREBOR: 9:01pm On Feb 25 |
Pussy wey no dey smell bad, to suck am nah risk. How much more an offensive odour emitting pussy? You wan die before your time ABI?? She most likely have bacteria vaginosis. No need to tell her of her smelling pussy. Just put her in a sexual mood via pre-intimacy. When she becomes wet, her lubrication would be smelling bad, deep your fingers in her pussy and put it in her nose. And the rest is history. Nah clinic sure pass. Make she go treat herself. 1 Like |
Re: Down There Smells Like Dead Fish, Yet She Wants Me To Use My Mouth by 1Sharon(f): 2:25am On Feb 26 |
GoodSpirit: All vaginas have an odour but it should not be offensive. A fish smell sounds like BV. 1 Like |
Re: Down There Smells Like Dead Fish, Yet She Wants Me To Use My Mouth by PastorOlokonla: 4:22am On Feb 26 |
Men of this generation are suffering a lot. Our fathers never had to suck or lick smelly V**ginas. 1 Like |
Re: Down There Smells Like Dead Fish, Yet She Wants Me To Use My Mouth by kakaaa77: 5:37am On Feb 26 |
just open up and tell her the truth she will never forget you, about going down there please don't if you're not sure you might end up regretting it |
Re: Down There Smells Like Dead Fish, Yet She Wants Me To Use My Mouth by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:35am On Feb 29 |
have you tried sitting her down and TELLING HER about it so that she understands the issue and can possibly try to fix it. many women out there dont even know they stink down under, and a wake up call is needed to make sure they dont ask you yeye question (aka go down on me bla bla). GoodSpirit: thats a damn lie, some va jay jay dont have a smell at all while others have repugnant smell that can make you faint. it could be bad hygiene, infection or even the type of undies a woman wear. |
Re: Down There Smells Like Dead Fish, Yet She Wants Me To Use My Mouth by GoodSpirit: 7:11am On Feb 29 |
MrBrownJay1: I'm not the OP, I quoted Cleveland clinic article, one of the finest in the world and you are here arguing without quoting any references dey play. |
Re: Down There Smells Like Dead Fish, Yet She Wants Me To Use My Mouth by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:21am On Feb 29 |
GoodSpirit: i am quoting myself, a man that has gone down on women from all over the world... thats more than enough proof i need to tell you that some women dont have any odor whatsoever down below (apart from the natural smell of flesh). BTW the 1st msg was for the OP not for you |
Re: Down There Smells Like Dead Fish, Yet She Wants Me To Use My Mouth by seanery: 8:35am On Feb 29 |
But u sha dey Bleep am.. Pig calln pig dirty. Na ur type fit sleep with mad woman |
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