I will just whisper into my wife's ear.

"babe, soup don set ooo. Make we no chop am anyhow so we go carry go house. We go buy tomato 700, rodo 200 and onions 100 come grind 200. Remind me to collect cash for POS oo. Hope wey we still get gaari Ibo"

I go chop Wetin no good for this thing. Ko kan mi.

Na to select the ones weh no get bones chop, abeG make I rest , find me one bottle of chilled Heineken join..

Freshtruth:
Omo I go est just 2 pieces of meat if na night NATO pray make NEPA off light make 2 enter pocket

With the kind inlaws wey I get, even one I no go chop except my wife serves my herself!

E get why!!!

I will ask them for polybag

No time!

only be ashamed if na leggedis benz you take come, if na better ride, your inlaws won't read any meaning to it

I go finish am.... anything wen happen make e happen....after all na wife I dey fine and na husband she dey fine

As a Wise Person, Just Eat 3, 4 pieces of the Meat and claim you are Satisfied.

If you eat MORE than 5pieces, ur Inlaws will so Gossip you behind you.
Africans get BAD-MOUTH pass anything.

I will first climb podium and thank them in a special way, lol.

If my In-laws are rich I will eat very well, if they are poor the quantity I will eat would be determined by the amount of money I want to give them before leaving their house. However, if they are extremely poor and serve me this much, I will try and think back if I'd offended them directly or offended my wife seriously. If I could just remember one bad thing I did to them in recent time. I'm not eating last super o

Hmmm
Normal human go eat 3or4 but hoodlums go finish every every.
Me as a person I don't think I'll be able to eat more than 2 as I kuku no like meat of any kind.

immortalcrown:
My table manner at home is not shameful. Is yours shameful?

You finished the guy

AS E BE SO NA TO CHOP EVERYTHING OOOOO PLUS ALL THE WOMAN WEY DEY THE HOUSE SO OOOOOO

Freshtruth:
for the ist time o bro no shame at all?

You must be a little child. When you are married your in law becomes your family.

samwash:
As a married man that I am, my in-law serve me this meat Omo!!! I go finish everything & creak the bone join ham, come wash ham down with beer.
Nor be the same in-law still dey come my house come chop.
Abeg nor be Boyfriend and girlfriend level I dey ooo!!!
Me and my in-laws get very cordial relationship.
The food when I don take honour my in-law don pass this one na.

first time of visiting thats what the asked

Sometimes people can be funny. You go someone's house they served you plenty food, honorably the whole food is meant for you o, but there are terms an conditions. In the first place you're not expected to consume all. Secondly, you're not expected to consume all also, because no one will like to eat from a stranger's remains. Thirdly, if you no eat at all, na wahala o. Best best just block the service early enough, tell them to just put small for you

Freshtruth:
Omo I go est just 2 pieces of meat if na night NATO pray make NEPA off light make 2 enter pocket

Better to show your true self from day 1.

Are you the in-law? Because you sound like teenager

iamtardey:
Na carry polybag o

Procashtips:
4 at most with a pack of toothpick.

Not a meat person

you no be meat person yet you chop 4, if you come be meat person nko you go chop in-law join

It was meant to be eaten, hence, it was served in the first place. Abi dem bi pretenders and expect me to also pretend ni?

He no complete na. Where the palmy and/beer dey. Na that time me and my father - in - law go come have man to man talk.

Procashtips:
4 at most with a pack of toothpick.

Not a meat person

Not a meat person and you're saying 4 if you come be meat person nko? Maximum I can take there is 2 if na fish now...... Dem go beg

pinkguy:
I will eat half of it after I will spread them like 20k to show them that they make my day

This is the best comment for me. Very simple but full of wisdom especially if na South-east.

Without cold beer it won't make sense.

eat like 5 and cracking up jokes to entertain them

Omenlon:
Without cold beer it won't make sense.

which brand

Before you eat check the amount in your pockets

Did your in-law fried hvman meat for you?

I will make them proud finish it.... so they will know am a real man

If u get plans to finish this, be ready with ur pocket. Money will cover you.

Any comment behind u will be like he enjoyed his meal😁

If you are rich, they'll be the one packing whatever left for you to take along.

Zonefree:

Shame for what?

You must be a teenager.

The question says ‘for the first time’.
It’s most likely that you haven’t met them before and you’re inexperienced then.
Na so una take dey fail exam dey cry say examiner dull you on purpose🤦‍♂️