I can swear on my my life that this is fake! It is obvious from the grammar construction that he/she is making the extra efforts to make mistakes and errors.

*troll alert*

I have tired of tell you peoples my story is true,is not a crime for not go to school,my friend teach me many thing I know today,is just the how I speak english that is not very good,I can read and spelling too,believe it or leave it.

chai. . .

Now poster I don land I wasn't laffin bcus am gullible of ur story o, I jus dey laf say u get time dey reason bullishitology like dis.Now ur solution is panafast bcus d panadol u dey drink don continously kill ur brain cells.Arrant nonsense I resemble Believe Gate for ur eye

this OP must be chief zebudiah alias 4:30 in new masquerade and he's tryin to bring it live here on NL. . . . also starrin are : 190@ as gringori and freecocoa as ovuloria

Come tinyant I've warned you to stay the hell away from my username,I see you are mad,foo lish hediot.

tiniyata:

this OP must be chief zebudiah alias 4:30 in new masquerade and he's tryin to bring it live here on NL. . . . also starrin are : 190@ as gringori and freecocoa as ovuloria

Come timaya wetin d babe do u haba if u wan arrange jus talk to me

cocoa don feks oooo

my cocoa you can vex. . . shuo . @idowuogbo no mind her jor, na shakara she de do o! e come de make me like her . @cocoa butter'm dont worry i'l make it upto you one of dis days ok. i wil take u to mr biggs

Rubbish. Clearly made up.

tiniyata:

my cocoa you can vex. . . shuo . @idowuogbo no mind her jor, na shakara she de do o! e come de make me like her . @cocoa butter'm dont worry i'l make it upto you one of dis days ok. i wil take u to mr biggs

Go joor,you always like getting me angry but err mm if you want to make it up.biggs is not it,you should (talking about places like Everyday Emporium.

Your ID speak more than your write up Da-Gentle so i believe all what you write is fake

freecocoa:

Go joor,you always like getting me angry but err mm if you want to make it up.biggs is not it,you should (talking about places like Everyday Emporium.

See request shey dat na correct billing , strt wiv a trip to Milan for me and u mehnnn

Idowuogbo:

See request shey dat na correct billing , strt wiv a trip to Milan for me and u mehnnn  

You no trust me again?this xmas go be da bomb for us,I get plans babe.

^i dey feel u carry do

Idowu, i dont know why i feel dis way, i think u are related to the OP. . .hehe

Lollipop I think u have a migrrane pls go and get some rest

loooooool
Idowu Ogbo

^Yes sweety ave u takenparacetamol

Moderator, pls move this to joke section.

This is more funny than all those dry jokes there. This can even pass for the best joke of the year.

my cocoa butter! pls no vex o, which one be everyday emphorium? is it a mechanic workshop? tell me so i'l open one for u n i

Hmmmmmm,dis op is more intelligient than most nairalanders laughing off dir stoopidty here where as he is having his fun.
A. Op,knows d message he is delivering and delivered same well.
B.all his english word(s)spellings are correct.
C.he fully understands wot d reactions will be and adviced on it.
So laff it off while it last

tiniyata:

my cocoa butter! pls no vex o, which one be everyday emphorium? is it a mechanic workshop? tell me so i'l open one for u n i

mechanic wetin?its a plaza where you can buy anything buyable joor,I just need to pick some designer stuffs there.

I manages to reads this story. OP please take hearts it will be wells with yous.
I hopes you are not fakes though,but funny write ups. Did you go to school of anti-english? Just like our desrest friend seedord?   

[color=#770077][/color] op, u for rap pigeon English lyk warri guyz.

@Idowu, yeye girl with Baskii Mouth

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Eze of d chimpanzee kingdom na u get d post, I no na u write am bush meat

Hey,
i gat sumtin for u. Close ya eyes

Chimmy don come kai nepa y u bring hin lite na

Close eyes kwanu