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Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Ben13: 11:28am On Dec 16, 2011 |
Pls o, do you guys serve better drinks here other than alcohol? |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 11:38am On Dec 16, 2011 |
Hmmm look who we hAve here Mayor of Oshodi, sir we do non-alcoholic palmwine.Care for some? |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Ben13: 11:40am On Dec 16, 2011 |
Can palm wine be non-alcoholic, pls?? ID sup? did you just call me names? |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 12:02pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
Yes our house special pammy is non-alcoholic , infact we have sugar-free cakes.Call u names ke wennn where ,time |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 12:59pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
Idowuogbo:Begging users to post and keep thread alive. SMH @studioPls, Studio is not a LovePeddler. He is a cool guy. Don't call him that. It's offensive~ |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by StudioCFR(m): 4:12pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
No Time |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Jamesdman(m): 7:06pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
*swaggers in. . .* ahhh! diz place is so rowdy. . . Abeg bad belle mk una carry una dry bonez comot here. Tnx 4 ur cooperation! Ehen, wetin una get here. . .*luks round the cabinet* Arrange me whisky on d rocks, 2 bottles of 'shine shine bobo', 1 bottle of alomo bitters wif a bottle of 'ogogoro'! |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by ARareGem(f): 8:01pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
^All these for only you? |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 8:23pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
James-dman: Awwwh babbbbBbbyyyyy in da house how exciting, but dearest come na me u go wound wiv all dis tings u wan drink o,emmmh I think jus a plate of suya wiv 1 bottle of shine shine bobo shud b fine.We shall continue d rest 2morro *winks* |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by ARareGem(f): 8:34pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
Idowuogbo: I'm back, no vex. A glass of Maltina, please. |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 8:53pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
^On its way madam wud u like pastries as well |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jokingmary(m): 9:15pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
just strolling by evening peeps |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by ARareGem(f): 9:19pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
^Evening, Mary. *Shouting* Na wa o ID, you dey born for the ladies' room? I said I don't want pastries, only the drink!! |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jokingmary(m): 9:39pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
ARareGem:gud pesin, how far |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 9:40pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
Madam calm down now I rush go oda store go pack malt we ran out, am deeply sorrry to keep u waitin |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by ARareGem(f): 9:50pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
^ I'm very angry with you. To placate me, give me 19 cartons of wine, 20 glasses of Shawarma and 3 plates of hot salad(with chilled palm oil for cream), 8 buckets of bush meat. . . that's all for now. Mind you, these items are all on the house. Hurry! jokingmary:Fine o. |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by StudioCFR(m): 9:55pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 9:58pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
Studio CFR: I'm enjoying this Blue Film seriously!! |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 10:00pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
Ewoooo see gbese osanobuaa dis area gal think I b santa claus kwanu, madam I don beg u na I even offered u yellow garri and banga soup, but no barawo like una wan ruin my inheritance.Come u never jam oo if u do pass ur sef hia dem go insert rat poison inside ur kpecus today , oya disappear b4 I shout OPC bois to clear u |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by ARareGem(f): 10:10pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
So na so you take dey win customers, abi? Oya, go and call the 'OPC' boys! Lemme call my Militant brothers. Who dem be?! |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 10:30pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
*she hears militant and her heart cut str8,she begins to wordify tins wiv gem* Emmmh oya gem gem sexcie gal,chicken peri peri ,d reason y bee supplies honey ,glucose,yogurt,creamie etc.Emmmh d tin wey I b wan talk b say *she strts to stammer* meeee meeemake we no involve dose ur arm force bois u no say my business is young madam bikonu ,*she signs a card wiv a year worth of free food and drink*.Madam manage dis one na sowwie u hia I no no my mouth dey jump traffic sometimes no vex 4 me pls. |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Jamesdman(m): 10:31pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
ARareGem: Idowuogbo:Honie, yes oo. I wan charge well well, so dat i fit continue to run n rampage u diz nite without dischargin!! |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 10:36pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
^loool okay na I go jam u later for romping shop, u sef go no say mamiwater dey drink shepe |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Jamesdman(m): 10:44pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
owkay! Cn't wait!! We go see who go win 4 bed 2day. *goes out to pee. . . Returns n loosens his belt* ehen! Who dey dere. . .gimme anoda bottle of alomo bitters. |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Kilode1: 3:28am On Dec 17, 2011 |
Idowuogbo: Iya mi ni mushin ? did you call us?? show us the eran Iya Area mother! area! |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jokingmary(m): 6:50am On Dec 17, 2011 |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by bigcycs: 8:16am On Dec 17, 2011 |
I laugh in "fuel subsidy removal"!!! Riddle! Riddle!!Riiiiddduuuuullllleee!!! Q:why does president jonathan always wear a black calabash on his head. A:because an empty bottle/pot looks terrible without its cover. Q:how do you make a certain 3 year old dull "JONATHAN" grow up 2 be a smart and decisive leader in future. Ans: buy him a dozen shoes,teach him to wear real hats and not black calabashes,conduct a groin surgery and fix him a new pair of STEEL BALLS!, maybe throw in a heart surgery and replace the chicken organ with a real male heart!!. Q: how do you put some shine in the eyes of GEJ,in the midst of all his current troubles. A: simple!! Just flash a torch light through his ears!! Q: why did GEJ die of suffocation in his barbing saloon? A: he was listening to a song that goes "breathe in,breathe out"breathe in,breathe out" on his discman and his batteries died off. Q how many GEJ's would it take to screw in a light bulb in aso rock villa? A:10 of dem!!! Q how they gonna manage that? A:1 GEJ to hold the light bulb in place,and the remaining 9 GEJ's will try to spin aso rock around till the light bulb is in place. Q;why didn't GEJ fall off his balcony in aso rock villa? A:heck! He ddnt know the directions!! ***just comic relief*** |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by StudioCFR(m): 12:11pm On Dec 17, 2011 |
hehehehehe Na wa o |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by KDK(m): 12:58pm On Dec 17, 2011 |
Badowsky! Merry xmas and a happy new year to you and all nairalanders! |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 1:56pm On Dec 17, 2011 |
Kilode?!:Tuale eyan gidi loool,kai u dey hia voice tru tru o hehehe,the wahala don gentle so ko si were.Oya come step down wiv baba dudu abeg, tanks for overseeing zanga won ti po to kan lo po si wa u no worra I mean KDK:Omggg wot u doin here ,happy keresimesi o Kai no 1 like Badosky walai see as my lounge dey flood in jokers, omo gba gbe ori mi tuka sibe yama yama na me nauuuu.YES BOSS!!!!! |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by ARareGem(f): 5:18pm On Dec 17, 2011 |
Idowuogbo: Lol!! But see o, you still dey use sharp brain for me. 2011 don finish na. Nor be 2012 suppose dey that card? Anyhow sha, we're cool. |
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Ajibel(m): 8:49am On Dec 18, 2011 |
@Idowu,oshe! But dont ya know that my presence in any thread to is read,criticise and rate joke. . . .hmmm,for the spirit of xmas and the ph.D in critics certificate i dey pursue for oxford,make i relax and appreciate and only read ya jokes.!! |
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